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Topic: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! (Read 4940 times)
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Signe
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WHAT IS PRISONSERVER?
Your first day in a crazy, maximum security prison is about to start! Forget swords and wizardry! This new online game is about FUN on the present-time!
The game is played exclusively over the Internet with other real players from all over the world. Combines classic online RPG gameplay and unique feaures. Turn-based combat.
Make your way from just a rookie to gang leader or boss, meet new friends and get a life while becoming stronger to gain real respect!
Players unite, collaborate & fight creating their own gangs and ranks within the prison confinements. Sooner or later you'll go Player versus Player forever. You can decide when or begin your character in a forced PvP server.
Superior proven CHAT system, including +500 beautiful emoticons, multiple channels, colors, console, a full character set and more!
+2500 items on weapons (bladed, blunt & distance), 7 types of armors, shirts & pants, chemical sprays, food, medicines, ammo, books, special items, bags, combiners and bombs.
+1600 non-player characters, 10 offences to choose, 42 skills to master, character customization...
Muffins? No! Hotdogs and chicken fingers. Make someone cook for you. Master the oven, the pot or the frying pan. Or teach yourself to sew, or some chemistry, or mechanics.
Stay away from Carlito. They say he's not human and you'll only defeat him when your gang is prepared to. You'll also learn jewelry, a secret to improve weapons and armor that you must find in the forests that surround the prison. http://www.prisonserver.co.uk/web/en/index.php |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Kenrick
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I want to know what a beautiful emoticon is.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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This new online game is about FUN on the present-time! Nothing says fun like prison. That said, that game sounds totally retarded. |
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Signe
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I want to know what a beautiful emoticon is.
 ?  ? I think you guys should play and form a gang and, like, shiv people and stuff. |
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WindupAtheist
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The emote is more appropriate than ever...  |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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sinij
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The emote is more appropriate than ever... Ty, I was looking for this other day. |
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Venkman
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It was ok. I couldn't get past, well, just about anything though. Definitely a foreign game though, and not in the well-it's-a-grind-but-man-is-it-pretty Pacific Rim sorta way.
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geldonyetich
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The Anne Coulter of MMO punditry
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This was my first impression upon hearing about the game "Priston Tale", which apparently has nothing to do with prison and everything to do with trying to be like Ragnarok Online. Apparently PrisonServer picks up where Priston Tale is distinctively lacking in the "prison" aspect. |
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Signe
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Just play it and let us know what the sex is like!
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geldonyetich
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The Anne Coulter of MMO punditry
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See, I can't see the purpose of a MMORPG that takes place in prison when the feeling of being in prison is already well simulated by most massively multiplayer online games.
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Signe
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That was really deep.
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Big Gulp
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So the question remains for all you people when we meet up in-game; jelly or syrup?
Oh, and Darniaq said "rim". Heh heh.
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Calantus
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I've heard syrup is the way to go, but I'm gonna try both and see which I prefer.
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Signe
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What sort of jelly? Jello type jelly, or the sort of jelly that come in Turkish Delight? If it's Jello jelly, won't you have to cook it and then chill it first? Or nick it from the cafeteria? Jello doesn't come in stick in the US, does it?
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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No! Not the tossed salad man! I wanna play WoW I wanna grind to 60!!11!!1
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Der Helm
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the tossed salad *shudders* Thank you internet, thank you google ...  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Thank you HBO Prison Special...
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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WayAbvPar
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Best thread title EVAR.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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the tossed salad man!
so it's PvP right? :-D
"Nooo I'll L2P Honest! Not the tossed salad man! Noooo" |
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sinij
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No you toss salad, drop soap and cook for other inmates until you ding. Its all PvE.
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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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Catalan
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lol I didn't know this kept running. This is about 5 years old, the first and last Spanish produced MMOG. It was a big flop and ruined the company making it, which had been in bussiness since the 8-bit times. Seems someone got his hands on the remains and plans to refloat it.
I never played it, but judging by the chat displayed in their screenshots I can vouch for the inmersiveness and realistic roleplaying :) ...
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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For some reason I find myself deeply amused imagining farmers and botters on this game. Damn those botters and their /autotoss macros.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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