Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Neither is an acceptable excuse for not trying.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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The office is like a tomb. Need to leave soon. Gotten the home office relatively clean and find it comfortable now.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Endie
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Christmas time is never good for me. You all know that.
You came over all festive that year that your baby turned up and played the role of your merry avatar. |
My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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and if you have travel by air (mostly in the US), don't. Or at least carry a paper book -- eReaders may be requested to be turned off. via Gizmondoo in flight entertainment system; "no movies, no tv, no xm radio, the system is required by federal government to be shut down."
Bring a Book or Prepare to Die of Boredom
Bring a book. Not a Kindle, not a Nook, not any other sort of ebook reader, but a plain ol' low-tech book. Because apparently books are pretty much the only thing you can have in your hands during the final hour of your flight ("the government says ok") and how the hell else will you keep from falling into a cold and uncomfortable slumber? |
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Selby
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and if you have travel by air (mostly in the US), don't. Or at least carry a paper book -- eReaders may be requested to be turned off. All I have to say on this is that people are stupid. |
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Sir T
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Ladies and Gentlemen, due to some guy setting his underpants on fire, you can no longer use your hands for any kind of pleasure during this flight. Have a nice day.
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« Last Edit: December 28, 2009, 05:01:36 PM by Sir T »
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Nebu
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America: Letting the terrorists win one stupid decision at a time.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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schild
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and if you have travel by air (mostly in the US), don't. Or at least carry a paper book -- eReaders may be requested to be turned off. via Gizmondoo in flight entertainment system; "no movies, no tv, no xm radio, the system is required by federal government to be shut down."
Bring a Book or Prepare to Die of Boredom
Bring a book. Not a Kindle, not a Nook, not any other sort of ebook reader, but a plain ol' low-tech book. Because apparently books are pretty much the only thing you can have in your hands during the final hour of your flight ("the government says ok") and how the hell else will you keep from falling into a cold and uncomfortable slumber? More like flights TO the US afaict. |
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Salamok
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America: Letting the terrorists win one stupid decision at a time.
Uhm, I'd say the TSA is fear mongering this round into a win for them, more money, more power and more retardedness all w/o anyone having to die. These fucktards need to go, someone needs to write an open letter to Al Qaeda and suggest that if they really want to change our way of life they should quit blowing up innocent citizens and start going after the assholes in charge who stopped listening to the citizens decades ago. fake edit: oops maybe this should go in politics. |
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Yegolev
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What Nebu said; also, now even more ammunition for my Putty impression.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
Just watched the Louis Ck standup half hour show where he wants to name his kid Ladies and Gentlemen. I  Louis CK. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
Just watched the Louis Ck standup half hour show where he wants to name his kid Ladies and Gentlemen. I Louis CK. Yeah, he's great. I'm also a recent fan of Zach Galfinakis (sp?). He's fucking hilarious. I think you can watch his comedy act on Netflix On Demand. |
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Murgos
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So, uh, as far as I can tell that's all speculation.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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stray
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has an iMac.
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I think Zach Galifiwhatcamacallit is literally fucking crazy. Funny, but maybe a little fucked in the head.
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Nebu
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Speaking of comedians, I just saw Lewis Black live not long ago. Brilliant.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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I think Zach Galifiwhatcamacallit is literally fucking crazy. Funny, but maybe a little fucked in the head.
I think he is the new wave of Hollywood star. Find a crazy homeless person, throw them in a shower, and then film them. |
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Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Well, the new comedic genius is some douchebag fratboy who is only funny when Justin Timberlake is around.
Too bad music pays better than comedy, Timberlake's got potential.
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schild
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Speaking of comedians, I just saw Lewis Black live not long ago. Brilliant.
Better than the other two folks mentioned in this thread, no doubt. But he's going to have his brain snap one day and die on stage. Probably due to Obama. |
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Nebu
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Better than the other two folks mentioned in this thread, no doubt. But he's going to have his brain snap one day and die on stage. Probably due to Obama.
He rips on Obama pretty seriously in the new act. You may be right. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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schild
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I think incompetence and failed potential bothers him more than the stupidity of the Bush era.
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Nebu
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I think incompetence and failed potential bothers him more than the stupidity of the Bush era.
I'm sure that's part of the reason that I love his comedy. You can almost excuse stupidity. Incompetence and wasted potential are difficult to forgive. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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schild
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Roy Butler, 83, American politician, first directly elected Mayor of Austin, Texas (1971–1975), complications from a fall. Prior to Butler the mayor of Austin was selected by penis size. Given the state of the roads in Austin, I see no fallacy in his recollection of history. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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gryeyes
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Happy 2010 everyone! |
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MuffinMan
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So I want a Cinnabon delivered to my face but there is a $35 minimum for delivery. That's three six packs, is it sad that I'm seriously thinking about it?
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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No, because they are delicious, if not overpriced.  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Evildrider
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The Caramel Pecanbon was awesome.  |
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RhyssaFireheart
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/drools
/hasn't had breakfast yet.
/cries
There are no Cinnabons even close to me. You are all bitches for teasing me like this.
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schild
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Hey, if you found one at least you could eat it. I have 8 weeks of dieting left.
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Segoris
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The Cinnabon raisin bread makes some damn tasty french toast.
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schild
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That's just perverse.
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Ironwood
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I now have a useless wedding ring to melt down.
The local Minor Accident unit had to cut it off my finger the other day. Yay Me.
Hitting the shops in the new year to find something more....suitable.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Trouble in paradise, Ironwood?  |
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