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Samwise
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No politics in here or else my Christmas present to you all will be mass bannings  It's a Festivus miracle! |
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Cyrrex
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No politics in here or else my Christmas present to you all will be mass bannings I assume you're not talking about the subject of Baby's First Christmas, because that would make you the biggest Grinch ever and a generally terrible person. |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Trippy
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That's for me to know and you to find out?  I was referring to the discussion that was about to devolve into an argument about hunting. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Most xmas stuff for kids is a total waste, outside that one thing they're going bugfuck about (that's only a waste a week later). We had family xmas last sunday, and the aunts and uncles and cousins all buy crap for the kids. Kids rip it open and promptly ignore it, don't give a shit about any of it, are more interested in what the other kids got, and never thank anyone. I laugh every year as they keeps saying it's for the children, and how much money they waste on crap that gets casually tossed aside.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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See, that's not totally true. As a kid, I learned an incredibly important lesson about marketing, materialism, fads, and the transitory nature of joy.
I got a power glove that year for Christmas.
I very much suspect this one incident heavily contributed to my severe mistrust of marketing and my general cheapness.
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voodoolily
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No politics in here or else my Christmas present to you all will be mass bannings I assume you're not talking about the subject of Baby's First Christmas, because that would make you the biggest Grinch ever and a generally terrible person. I was wondering this also.  |
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Trippy
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Yes! I am feared! My work this year is done. |
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Ironwood
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Trust me, it's a gift. And a curse. And a gift.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Brogarn
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durr... wrong thread. How the heck did that happen? |
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Watching for the banhammer.
Meanwhile it's sunny in Seattle. Go figure.
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Selby
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Most xmas stuff for kids is a total waste, outside that one thing they're going bugfuck about (that's only a waste a week later).
I still have all of and even play some of those Nintendo games that I went crazy over in 1989 that I got for Christmas. I like to tell my parents their money and effort to find what I wanted did not go to waste. And I did thank them ;-) My in-law's family though... yikes! |
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Watching for the banhammer.
Meanwhile it's sunny in Seattle. Go figure.
Foggy as hell this morning. All sorts of asshats speeding around ignorant of the correlation between fog, freezing temperatures, and black ice. Enjoy your hospital stay. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Signe
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It's Christmas Eve! They have to RUSH! IT'S THE LAST DAY!!!!  |
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voodoolily
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Watching for the banhammer.
Meanwhile it's sunny in Seattle. Go figure.
Foggy as hell this morning. All sorts of asshats speeding around ignorant of the correlation between fog, freezing temperatures, and black ice. Enjoy your hospital stay. My favorite is the assholes who refuse to use their headlights in the darkness of fog or rain. They're like "what, it's daytime. I don't hafta use lights if it's daytime." YOU'RE ENDANGERING EVERYONE, that's what. Fuckers need to get ticketed for that shit. |
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Cyrrex
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Watching for the banhammer.
Meanwhile it's sunny in Seattle. Go figure.
Foggy as hell this morning. All sorts of asshats speeding around ignorant of the correlation between fog, freezing temperatures, and black ice. Enjoy your hospital stay. My favorite is the assholes who refuse to use their headlights in the darkness of fog or rain. They're like "what, it's daytime. I don't hafta use lights if it's daytime." YOU'RE ENDANGERING EVERYONE, that's what. Fuckers need to get ticketed for that shit. Not in defense of them, but some people believe that using headlights in the fog actually impairs the vision of themselves and cars around them...because the light refracts back to them or something. Sounds like bullshit to me, but there you go. |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Using high beams in fog will do that, but regular headlights? Not so much. And it makes you far more visible to the rest of the chuckleheads on the road, which should be reason enough to do it. Like the lackwits who drive an hour after sunset with their parking lights on but not their headlights.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Selby
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Like the lackwits who drive an hour after sunset with their parking lights on but not their headlights.
As my driver's ed instructor used to say all those years ago: "parked cars don't move!" regarding using the parking lights for driving. If it's so dark outside you can't see your instrument cluster, you NEED to use your headlights and NOT just the praking lights (no, they are NOT "running lights" either as running lights are on big trucks to indicate their outline while running down the road). The twilight sentinels on people's cars have made people incredibly dumb and lazy about using their headlights properly. Most don't turn them on until the computer automatically does it for them. |
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Merusk
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Sounds like a good reason to mandate daytime running lights like Canada. That's the biggest reason I prefer buying GMs over other US makers.. they made that shit standard years ago. Too bad they threw all the lines of cars I buy to the four winds. Foreign or bust now, I guess.
Also; fog lights on the lower bumper are there for a reason and CALLED that for the same reason.. but I see people turn them off in fog, but leave them running at all other times because 'they look cool.' Fuck those guys.
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voodoolily
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I turn on my headlights every time I drive. It is simply part of my "starting the car" process, and I never have to think about it.
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Sir T
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So far we woke up and the pipes have frozen so there's no water, and my Nephew has been taken to hospital with a temperature of 40.2 centigrade. Best christmas evah.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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WayAbvPar
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You should lay him next to one of the pipes to bring his temp down  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sir T
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Heh, don't tempt me! Hes got Pneumonia so hes going to be in hospital for a few days, and the pipes thawed out so we have water again. |
Hic sunt dracones.
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gryeyes
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Nothing like Christmas to remind me how much I dislike half my relatives.
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Yegolev
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My dad is telling me stories about all the weird spooky shit we saw while we were young.
EDIT: I mean ghosts.
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« Last Edit: December 25, 2009, 05:41:51 PM by Yegolev »
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Selby
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Nothing like Christmas to remind me how much I dislike half my relatives.
Quite. Luckily I do not spend most of my holidays with the ones I don't like. Been there, done that and learned the lesson. |
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NowhereMan
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My dad is telling me stories about all the weird spooky shit we saw while we were young.
EDIT: I mean ghosts.
I'm sure the Catholic church breathes a sigh of relief. |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Endie
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I had a lovely Christmas with a bunch of relatives (10 of us). OK, the ten-year-old was a bit of a pest, but I gather that's what they do.
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My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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lamaros
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What would we do without karaoke?
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Sing the wrong words off-key instead of the right ones?
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Ironwood
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Mum and Dad STILL haven't got in touch. I'm kinda hoping they died and someone forgot to tell me.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Mum and Dad STILL haven't got in touch. I'm kinda hoping they died and someone forgot to tell me.
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Ironwood
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Christmas time is never good for me. You all know that.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Samwise
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I'm doing my best over here.
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Ironwood
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Gotta love 3 French Hens.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Murgos
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Gotta love 3 French Hens.
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