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schild
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I get my chiopotle with very little rice, no cheese, and no sour cream or guac. It's not low cal, but it's significantly better than any other fast food save maybe an undressed/no cheese 6" subway sub.
You don't eat meat, so if you don't put any of that stuff on a burrito, I have no clue what you get on it. Lettuce and salsa? Beans? I mean, that's not really a burrito, it's more like a pouch of vegetables. You're an anomaly on this one for sure, Nebu.  Edit: Add chart and: Anyway, other than Nebu's not burrito, there's no way to get a mildly-pretending-to-be-healthy burrito there. The sodium alone makes Ramen look amateurish. |
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« Last Edit: September 17, 2009, 12:33:19 PM by schild »
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Cyrrex
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The rice isn't nearly as bad as you claim it to be, schild. The saturated fat is estimated at approximately 0.5 grams for the average scoop.
That said, these things are indeed calorie bombs and will definitely get you fat if you eat too many of them.
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Nebu
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You don't eat meat, so if you don't put any of that stuff on a burrito, I have no clue what you get on it. Lettuce and salsa? Beans? I mean, that's not really a burrito, it's more like a pouch of vegetables. You're an anomaly on this one for sure, Nebu.
A bean burrito is a burrito. Isn't it? I get lots of black beans, lettuce and pico with a little rice. The black beans look like they're boiled, so that's reasonably healthy. The rice is fatty, you can taste it. For me the bulk of badness comes from the tortilla. |
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Yegolev
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I have eaten Moe's and honestly I'd rather make my own burrito at home. It ends up with less crap in it, being mostly black beans and cheese.
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Well, never gonna eat there. Not sure they could have shittier locations.
I think they may have a slightly different definition of shitty location than you do, considering the one I go to is practically on the campus of the largest college in the US. |
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schild
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Well, never gonna eat there. Not sure they could have shittier locations.
I think they may have a slightly different definition of shitty location than you do, considering the one I go to is practically on the campus of the largest college in the US. Inorite. I meant for anyone not in college. Or south south austin. |
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Salamok
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Well, never gonna eat there. Not sure they could have shittier locations.
I think they may have a slightly different definition of shitty location than you do, considering the one I go to is practically on the campus of the largest college in the US. Inorite. I meant for anyone not in college. Or south south austin. or works in the capitol complex 3 days a week ;P |
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Sky
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I Sauced don't get any pie for 2.5 many more months.  Wasn't sure what the heck you guys were on about chipotle, I'm all "yeah, it's great in a burrito" but I guess you mean a food chain. Because chipotle peppers (in adobo) is smokey goodness. I make mah own burritos. Tortilla, rice, beans, guac, chicken, cheddar/jack. She tops with salsa, I use chipotle hot sauce. |
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Nebu
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I make mah own burritos.
Good! You can recommend a tortilla press for me to buy. I hate store-bought tortillas. |
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I have a guilty plezh soft spot for Taco Time's veggie burrito. I haven't seen any other fast food taco chain that offers whole wheat tortillas (tortillas are the main calorie source in the burritos I eat), plus they add sunflower seeds and olives. Nom.
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Sky
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Good! You can recommend a tortilla press for me to buy. I hate store-bought tortillas.
Ok, how about: I assemble my own burritos.  I always thought it was just two sheets of wax paper and a cast iron skillet, though. |
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Who the hell is eating a whole Chipotle burrito in one sitting anyways?
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Rasix
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Who the hell is eating a whole Chipotle burrito in one sitting anyways?
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Selby
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Who the hell is eating a whole Chipotle burrito in one sitting anyways?
<---- Same, but it is some work to get there and I am usually not hungry long afterwards. But usually I only get the burrito and avoid the sour cream, guacamole, and beans. Comes down to 800 calories or so according to their chart. Not stellar, but hardly going to kill me. Only have one a week (if that) and lunch would have consisted of a turkey sandwich, apple and yogurt, so it still comes down to under 2000 calories in a day ;-) Where I work makes a pretty passable burrito too every Wednesday (don't eat much dinner that day). Too bad the yellow jackets love to make off with my rice as I am eating it. |
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Nebu
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Who the hell is eating a whole Chipotle burrito in one sitting anyways?
I must be a pig. I could easily eat two of those things without feeling full. I have to drink a large glass of water with one just to keep me from grabbing another. |
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They must make them bigger somewhere else. In Seattle they are the standard mission burrito size.
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Trippy
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They don't fall into the B.O.U.S. (Burritos of Unusual Size) category here in Northern California either. I tried them once since there's one near where I live now but I didn't like the rice and the meat was way too dry so I never went back.
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Who the hell is eating a whole Chipotle burrito in one sitting anyways?
I do pretty frequently and I'm by no means a big person. There's a Chipotle in the same building as the theater I work at. Personally though I'd rather go to El Grullense or Chavez Market, but most of the time convenience wins out. |
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Segoris
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They must make them bigger somewhere else. In Seattle they are the standard mission burrito size.
From what I remember when I lived there, Seattle in general made smaller burritos then other places I've been. Along with buritos, Seattle can't make ribs, pizza, or italian beefs compared to other places. On the flip side, they had some damn good Asian foods and it's the only area I've ever enjoyed fish besides shellfish, so there's a little tradeoff. |
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A Moe's opened up near my parents house a few months ago. Delicious food. BurritosNice and Simple. Pretty good for a commercial joint. |
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It's only simple if you can remember the random code words for the food you want.
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Samwise
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Chipotle is certainly better than Taco Bell, but I'll still go to a local taqueria (even a relatively bad one) over a chain any day.
Also, Chipotle burritos are tiny IIRC.
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Cyrrex
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The burritos I get from Chipotle here are quite a bit over two pounds, as far as I recall. It is by all accounts way more food than the average person should ever consume in a meal. I wonder if there are regional variations...or some of you are just humongous pigs?
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Yeah Chipotle burritos are small-to-average size. I mean come on, they don't even need 2 tortillas to make one.  |
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Does it have health insurance?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Does it have health insurance?
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