Yegolev
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Yes, I didn't mean that distilled water is bad for you, just that it doesn't do you any good.
It keeps you from dehydrating. Maybe you are expecting a bit much from water. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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Geez. I'm crap at saying stuff, aren't I? I meant that it doesn't provide you with any minerals or anything. Oh nevermind! Just everyone shuddup about water!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Lantyssa
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Its a dude.
Don't judge. They're hitting it off well. We should support him. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Its a dude.
Don't judge. They're hitting it off well. We should support him. Which him should we support? |
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stray
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has an iMac.
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Just everyone shuddup about water!
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Merusk
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Fuck Coca-Cola and their new invention.. the 20-pack. I see through your reduced packaging, assholes.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Draegan
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Nope. Not a dude. That or the surgery was really, really good.
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Merusk
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Well in that case, who cares. Oh wait, I see what you did there. You wanted to let us all know you scored. Grats, I guess, on aquiring another ball and chain.  |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Lantyssa
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Which him should we support?
It's totally ruined by Draegan posting an update, but thank you for playing along. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Well in that case, who cares. Oh wait, I see what you did there. You wanted to let us all know you scored. Grats, I guess, on aquiring another ball and chain. lol |
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Draegan
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Well in that case, who cares. Oh wait, I see what you did there. You wanted to let us all know you scored. Grats, I guess, on aquiring another ball and chain. |
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stray
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has an iMac.
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ball and chain. Yeah right. This new attempt of his at online dating already taught an important lesson here. You think he isn't going to try this again? |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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That was quick. Slut.  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Everyone streaming the inauguration is cramping my internets.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Draegan
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That was quick. Slut. Now that's not nice. I actually like the girl. |
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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That was quick. Slut. Now that's not nice. I actually like the girl. I think he was calling you a slut. |
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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So an update on the whole internet date thing went on.
Pretty damn amazing. Spend about 14 hours with her on Saturday and I'm seeing her again tonight. It's pretty surprising how well we mesh. Kinda like we've known each other for a long time.
I met my wife on the internet. Match.com |
The wave of the Reagan coalition has shattered on the rocky shore of Bush's incompetence. - Abagadro
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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I met my wife on the internet. Match.com
Too easy. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Draegan
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That was quick. Slut. Now that's not nice. I actually like the girl. I think he was calling you a slut. Well then that's perfectly reasonable. |
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Viin
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Shittiest luck this month - *two* speeding tickets, 3 weeks apart, about 3 miles from each other.
1) 3 weeks ago. $162 fine for 60 in a 45. 4 points (may go down to two after I mail my "guilty as charged" check). Country road, no one around for miles but some random State Patrolman coming the other way on the other side of a hill.
2) Tonight. "84" in a 75. $94 fine. 1 point. Highway headed toward same exit where above country road starts, waaay east of Denver in the middle of no where really, lone State Patrol lady waiting over the top of a hill. Was really 85 but played nice since I confessed to getting a ticket a few weeks earlier and made it 84 instead (otherwise it would have been same points and fine as above!!).
That's $256 for lame ass tickets. I'm going to have to get someone else to drive me around for awhile ..
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Margalis
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How the hell do you spend 14 hours with someone without one of you killing the other?
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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IainC
Developers
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Wargaming.net
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How the hell do you spend 14 hours with someone without one of you killing the other?
Naked. |
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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How the hell do you spend 14 hours with someone without one of you killing the other?
Naked. That would probably leave me dead from exhaustion. |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Murgos
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How the hell do you spend 14 hours with someone without one of you killing the other?
Naked. That would probably leave me dead from exhaustion. If you're like normal people then there are naps spread around in there as well. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
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2) Tonight. "84" in a 75. $94 fine. 1 point.
I am glad I don't live in your state. I don't get pulled over until I'm doing at least 15 over, and no points below that even if I did. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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Colorado. They're strange there. All the C states are odd. Colorado, California, Connecticut. I'm afraid of states that start with C.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Merusk
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In Ohio you get 2 points for any violation 5mph over if the limit is under 55 and 2 at 10mph over if the limit is over 55. Anything 35mph over the posted limit is an additional 4 points.
So hey, at least it was only one point.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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It's not bad enough that you have to wake up in Ohio every morning? Jesus.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Draegan
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Has anyone taken the cold prevention medicine called Airborne before? I've heard about it before and tried it out today. Waiting to see how well it works.
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Nebu
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Has anyone taken the cold prevention medicine called Airborne before? I've heard about it before and tried it out today. Waiting to see how well it works.
From the Mayo Clinic: Some people swear by Airborne, a popular herbal cold remedy that's sold over-the-counter in many drugstores. But there's no conclusive evidence that this product or any of its ingredients prevent colds or shorten their duration. Get more info HERE. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Draegan
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I'm a sucker for placebo's so maybe it'll work on me.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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But... but... it was invented by a schoolteacher!
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Nebu
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I'm a sucker for placebo's so maybe it'll work on me.
It will if you believe it does! |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Draegan
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I'm a sucker for placebo's so maybe it'll work on me.
It will if you believe it does! I feel better already! P.S. Samwise's avatar always makes me laugh. Luv it. |
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Nebu
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All kidding aside, I'm pretty good with herbals and stuff. If you have questions, start a thread or PM me.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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