Yegolev
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The point was that the guy couldn't understand why anyone wouldn't want to pay thousands extra for their car.
Oh, he knew. The only people scummier than used car salesmen are the guys in the finance office. You could always go my route. Obtain a car title and then just not pay for it.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Cyrrex
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Um...isn't that the grand theft auto route?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Lantyssa
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Who wants to move to Montana and become a luddite?
If you pay for groceries and internet, I've got two to sign up. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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schild
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Salamok
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what if you only used it for WoW? |
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Yegolev
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Um...isn't that the grand theft auto route?
No crime without prosecution. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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DraconianOne
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Today I started my very own internet - or to be more precise - Twitter meme. This is the only place I feel I can share that useless bit of information about which I am unfeasibly proud.
It's pathetic really.
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I did one, too, but it didn't catch on that well. It was about calculating your carbon footprint. Use of the exclamation point, while judicious, failed to entice.  |
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Yegolev
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I create memes all the time. I don't see the big deal.
See? I just memed in my pants.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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NowhereMan
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I figured Luddites would be cool with it as long as there aren't any windmills. |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Nebu
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Does not jive.
Do you speak jive?  |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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How did I know that you'd make an Airplane reference?  |
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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I figured Luddites would be cool with it as long as there aren't any windmills.
The Luddites weren't really anti-technology, they were just anti-losing-their-jobs. It's a terribly misused moniker really. |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Draegan
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So who's done the whole internet dating site thing? I signed up on a free one on a whim. I found someone. I'm amazed actually. Attractive, funny (through phone conversations) and apparently, so far, normal.
How is this going to be terrible for me? I've done this twice before years ago and both were horrible experiences but I've learned my lessons and I've corrected the mistakes I made before in the screening process.
So someone alert me to something. It can't be this easy, nor am I this lucky.
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Viin
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She's an axe murderer transvestite. No, really.
(I don't actually have a problem with internet dating, just be picky and safe! - Or not, as you want).
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Draegan
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That would put a damper on things.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Isn't Draegan an axe murdering transvestite? Sounds like a perfect match.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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mistakes I made before in the screening process.
This sounds more interesting than your happiness. |
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Lantyssa
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Depends if you're a target or not. Axe murderers might need love, too. She'd be really handy to have around during a home invasion or if a fire breaks out and you're trapped behind a locked door. And girls in guy's clothing can be really hot, so the cross-dressing might not be as bad as you think.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Draegan
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Axe murdering is not an issue. I mean the axe does come in handy. It the hidden-penis factor that would be troubling.
Screen process is nothing interesting. Pictures that show she's not a monster basically, not just a close up of a face. Talk to them on the phone for an extended period of time. That's basically it.
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DraconianOne
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Twitter must die.
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Seriously. Are people that starved to be acknowledge for all the mundane tasks they do in day?
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Viin
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Seriously. Are people that starved to be acknowledge for all the mundane tasks they do in day?
Yes. I hate twitter too, I hope it implodes soon so all those retards in the circle jerk can realize how really worthless they are. |
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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The Luddites weren't really anti-technology, they were just anti-losing-their-jobs. It's a terribly misused moniker really.
Anarcho-primitivism is a bit of a mouthful after a couple of beers. |
The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Seriously. Are people that starved to be acknowledge for all the mundane tasks they do in day?
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Viin
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Yes. I hate twitter too, I hope it implodes soon so all those retards in the circle jerk can realize how really worthless they are.
Let me take that back. I don't hate Twitter itself, I hate the fools who think that they can push all of their twitter updates at me because they are my friend on Facebook or LinkedIn. Listen, jackass, if I wanted all of your tweets I would follow you on twitter! Since I don't, I don't! |
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Endie
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My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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stray
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has an iMac.
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So who's done the whole internet dating site thing? I signed up on a free one on a whim. I found someone. I'm amazed actually. Attractive, funny (through phone conversations) and apparently, so far, normal.
How is this going to be terrible for me? I've done this twice before years ago and both were horrible experiences but I've learned my lessons and I've corrected the mistakes I made before in the screening process.
So someone alert me to something. It can't be this easy, nor am I this lucky.
I've met a few girls from online. One was a bi-polar alcoholic who would see-saw between being highly flaky and then calling me up at late hours wanting to marry me (all within 2 months time); one was a traveling stripper just looking for sex - yet, was oddly shy (and ended up calling me "Eeyore" for not jumping on her right away); another was just looking for sex, but was... actually kind of cool.. but.... pregnant. |
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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My girlfriend and I knew each other when we were at Uni but lost touch completely in the intervening 15 years, then got back in touch through Friends Reunited and one thing led to another. Dunno if that really counts as internet dating though, neither of us were actively looking for a relationship online.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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stray
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Note, I wasn't using a dating site either. Just myspace. Wasn't looking for "relationships" either. And I imagine that people who want to go to proper dating sites might be better. Myspace is basically for friends and booty calls. Nothing more. |
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IainC
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I met my missus playing Diablo II on Battlenet.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I never met any girls online who wanted to date me. I must have been doing something wrong. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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I never met any girls online who wanted to date me. I must have been doing something wrong. I'm sure they were just too embarrassed to tell you! |
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