Useless Conversation

[voodoolily]

No, he's right, Kenny, this isn't about you winning Most Fucked Up.

[stray]

If you guys don't think I care about Yeg, I've tried taking it to PM's with him. I'm not going to get all personal here.

But I really like the dude....Quite a bit. Don't mistake me about that at least.

[Signe]

I tried to give you a hug, Yeg, but you nearly poked out my eye on your corner and I chipped a tooth on your D key! 

Go home, get some sleep.  Please!

[Cheddar]

Lol. Fuck you then, man. Thought we were just talking about general drunken behavior. No shit, it isn't "about me". It never is. That isn't the point of anything I say. And if you're so hung up about me to think that, then you're the one with the problem. You obviously care about me more than I do.

Stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 12560

Hate to say it, but you are close to Sir Bruce.



edit.  Yeg is one of the people I actually care about on this board. 

[MisterNoisy]

Lol. Fuck you then, man. Thought we were just talking about general drunken behavior. No shit, it isn't "about me". It never is. That isn't the point of anything I say. And if you're so hung up about me to think that, then you're the one with the problem. You obviously care about me more than I do.

Stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 12560

Hate to say it, but you are close to Sir Bruce.

I just got the impression that he was trying to lighten the mood a bit.  That said, I hope Yeg got a cab/ride, and that everyone else is generally enjoying their Friday evening.

[stray]

If I really gave a shit about myself that much, I'd be making my own threads -- but that's about rare a sight as, say, Ironwood writing more than 3 sentences. You guys just have some problem of getting fixated on the wrong shit. Ex. I try to talk about the cesspit that is Yahoo Answers -- seemed fit enough for Useless Conversation. Instead, people get hung up on the birthday bit...which was only meant to segue (Yeah, I'm just begging for that kind of attention.   I'd say you're more full of yourselves for even thinking such an asshole like that could exist). As for the drunk talk, I'm just trying to let the thread live up to it's name, and lightening the mood a bit. Everyone got all serious and shit (Oban, I meant nothing bad by the scotch avatar comment btw...that's why the smiley emote was there duh).


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All that said, take care Yeg.  

I'll fuck off now.

[Oban]

Grats on the girlfriend Schild?

My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.

[Cheddar]

My damn beard is getting too long, time to shave.  I am thinking a zero guard cut on top with a 1/2 guard for the side, free skillz for around mouth.  Maybe 1/4 on side, tough call.


I would look bad ass.  I may start carrying a bike chain over my shoulder.  Would go well with the collared shirts!

[voodoolily]

Grats on the girlfriend Schild?

Gratz on the girlfriend Eddie Murphy.

[Oban]

Gratz on the girlfriend Eddie Murphy.

Meh?

[Signe]

My damn beard is getting too long, time to shave.  I am thinking a zero guard cut on top with a 1/2 guard for the side, free skillz for around mouth.  Maybe 1/4 on side, tough call.


I would look bad ass.  I may start carrying a bike chain over my shoulder.  Would go well with the collared shirts!

That's this, right? 

Only in ginger.

[Lantyssa]

No, I think that is a "high and tight".

[Signe]

I think he might have been talking about his face, anyway.  Why don't men do what women do when they want a change?  You mostly just point to the picture in the magazine and say, "this".  What's with all the fractions? 

[rattran]

"Should I trim my beard this month"
and
"Ponytail, ponytails, or none today"

Pretty much sums up my hair dilemmas.

[Lantyssa]

I think he might have been talking about his face, anyway.  Why don't men do what women do when they want a change?  You mostly just point to the picture in the magazine and say, "this".  What's with all the fractions? 

Math and power tools are involved.

[Yegolev]

Thanks for the notes/IMs/whatnot from everyone.  Who says you can't have real friends on the internet?

Time for some introspection.  Need to be less self-reliant, will lean on my friends more.  Funny how I never noticed how many I had until recently.  You guys are awesome.

To that end, I actually had my father-in-law help me put together a large metal pergola (frame with retractable roof) today that the instructions said I needed six people and two ladders to do.  I did that shit with three people and one ladder... but I'm getting better.

Also I just watched the Diablo III gameplay trailer and my erect penis knocked a glass of water onto my keyboard.

[Reg]

You spilled your glass of water? That's catchy. Someone should make a thread about it.

[Oban]

Also I just watched the Diablo III gameplay trailer and my erect penis knocked a glass of water onto my keyboard.

This is the only way the above comment would be acceptable:

[MrHat]

Yeg, don't just say it man.

[Yegolev]

You guys haven't watched the trailer?

[schild]

You guys haven't watched the trailer?

I found it hard to watch after the first 5 seconds. Something was blocking my eyes.

[Trippy]

Your hair? You need a haircut too?

[schild]

yes obviously

[Trippy]

Thought so.

[Ironwood]

I can post with content over 3 sentences.

Honest.

[Ironwood]

Bugger.

[Nevermore]

Quick survey:

When eating leftover barbeque chicken do you A) heat it up in the microwave or B) eat it cold out of the fridge the way nature intended?

Also, who the hell puts peas in potato salad?  And what the fuck is the crunchy stuff in it?   

[Signe]

Maybe celery is the crunchy stuff?  No, you'd have figured that out.  I don't know.   I've never seen peas in potato salad, either.  I eat the chicken cold from the fridge, Righ likes his chicken warmed up but I usually do that in the oven so it stays crispy.  I love cold chicken.  (unless it's in a sauce)

[Rasix]

I try not to microwave food. I think it fucks with the taste.  Cold chicken is fantastic, right up there with pizza.

I think I'm unable to let people beat me at video games (although many can accomplish this on their own merits). This may be a character flaw.

[Oban]

Quick survey:

When eating leftover barbeque chicken do you A) heat it up in the microwave or B) eat it cold out of the fridge the way nature intended?

15-19 seconds in the microwave, enough to give me the impression that it will kill whatever might be on the wee bird.

Also, who the hell puts peas in potato salad?  And what the fuck is the crunchy stuff in it?   

Peas?  Ick.  The crunchy stuff is celery.

[Nevermore]

Maybe celery is the crunchy stuff?  No, you'd have figured that out.  I don't know.   I've never seen peas in potato salad, either.  I eat the chicken cold from the fridge, Righ likes his chicken warmed up but I usually do that in the oven so it stays crispy.  I love cold chicken.  (unless it's in a sauce)

I seem to be the only one at work eating the chicken cold.  I think all my coworkers are insane.  Turns out the crunchy things are actually the peas.  There's no celery.  It seems the celery was replaced with dried peas.  That might have been awesome if they were those Japanese hot wasabi peas, but sadly they're just bland filler or something.

[Merusk]

BBq chicken gets Microwaved.  Fried chicken I'll eat cold and it's so much better the 2nd day that way.  Like pizza.

Peas or celery in potato salad are crimes against humanity.  Potato salad should be a touch of mustard, mayo, boiled eggs and potatos.  If you find the taste lacking you stick a little miracle whip in or put some pepper on it.

[Oban]

What the hell?

Miracle whip?

Dried peas?

Recession in full force already?

[Sky]

Just say no to Miracle Whip. High fructose corn syrup AND sugar. Hellman's is the way to go.

[Salamok]

Quick survey:

When eating leftover barbeque chicken do you A) heat it up in the microwave or B) eat it cold out of the fridge the way nature intended?

Duh the answer is B.  If you heat it up all the grease liquefies and falls off.