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Yegolev
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Reply #3010 on: June 25, 2008, 02:07:16 PM

This thread has turned into !

Sure did.  But replace the heart with something else.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Cheddar
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Reply #3011 on: June 25, 2008, 03:33:16 PM

A long time ago in the golden age of F13 when everything was perfect and before the Welsh took over, visiting a main forum was enough to blank out the highlight caused by new messages in the sub-forums you never read and didn't care about.

Trippy pretends he doesn't know what I'm talking about when I bitch about this.  I think he's secretly laughing at me.  Like a Welshman.

This problem was brought up numerous times but was deemed insignificant.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #3012 on: June 26, 2008, 08:21:31 AM

Way, is that the Diceman in your avatar now? If so... why god why..

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Reply #3013 on: June 26, 2008, 08:48:47 AM

I caught The Adventures of Ford Fairlane on cable last night. So stupid, but there are some genuinely laugh out loud moments. The line I quoted was delivered just perfectly, so I thought I  would give credit where credit is due and with my avatar.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #3014 on: June 26, 2008, 08:54:46 AM

Ah ok.  For a monent it looked more like you were shitting all over everyone else's Carlin avatars by picking some other comic.  ACK!

Not that I hate Dice, the timing of the change was odd.


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Reply #3015 on: June 26, 2008, 09:40:38 AM

Oh, heh. No, not at all. Just weird timing. I  Heart me some Carlin. In fact, before I watch AoFF, I was watching the Carlin marathon on HBO.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Reply #3016 on: June 27, 2008, 06:49:40 AM

Man, it's my birthday and I'm bored off my ass. I'm hanging out at Yahoo Answer's, for crissakes. Answering such gems as:

"My left boob hurts. What's wrong with me?"

"Why won't DVD discs work like CD discs when burning music?"

"In which ways can a girl suck in bed?"

and "Why does this happens?"

[edit] Possibly the most useful way to use Yahoo Answers:

"Could you guys please file a complaint against my gamertag so i can change it?"
« Last Edit: June 27, 2008, 07:21:00 AM by Stray »
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Reply #3017 on: June 27, 2008, 10:06:41 AM

Man, it's my birthday and I'm bored off my ass.

Your gayness is in your hands.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Reply #3018 on: June 27, 2008, 10:11:18 AM

Not in the daytime.
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Reply #3019 on: June 27, 2008, 10:12:14 AM

Once again, you have pwned me at posting.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #3020 on: June 27, 2008, 10:20:21 AM

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?




























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Reply #3021 on: June 27, 2008, 11:50:05 AM

That took me longer to get than it should have.  G1.

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Reply #3022 on: June 27, 2008, 11:53:08 AM

That took me longer to get than it should have.  G1.

Sadly, ditto.
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Reply #3023 on: June 27, 2008, 11:55:02 AM

I was looking at it thinking "I know I know this dude, but I swear his name doesn't rhyme with poop..."

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Reply #3024 on: June 27, 2008, 12:38:30 PM

Man, it's my birthday and I'm bored off my ass.


Welcome to Life After 30. No one cares that it's your birthday! Get Myspace to work for you.

(Happy Birthday, Stray! I cooked a crab for you.)

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Reply #3025 on: June 27, 2008, 12:42:47 PM

But people DO care. I think? embarassed

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Reply #3026 on: June 27, 2008, 02:59:28 PM

Just watch out for the cougars once it's night.  Happy b-day.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #3027 on: June 27, 2008, 03:03:57 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME AND JESUS! 

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Reply #3028 on: June 27, 2008, 03:06:17 PM

Man, it's my birthday and I'm bored off my ass. I'm hanging out at Yahoo Answer's, for crissakes. Answering such gems as:

Happy birthday!

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Reply #3029 on: June 27, 2008, 03:10:53 PM

Thank you, guys  smiley

It really was just an excuse to comment about Yahoo Answers though. That place is....funny.
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Reply #3030 on: June 27, 2008, 03:25:06 PM

By the way - what games you have for PS3?  I never see ya on PSN.

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Reply #3031 on: June 27, 2008, 03:26:08 PM

I have quite a few games, but once again, a needy family has hijacked the console. Also, I'm burned out on games.
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Reply #3032 on: June 27, 2008, 03:53:48 PM

I am sitting in the parking lot of Burger King near the East-West connector and Atlanta Road off of 285 and I am drunk.

I have some issues. No one wants to know this, and I'm a fucking loser for bringing this up on the Intertubes, so apologies in advance. I should do more things for the common good but I seem to have some self-destructive tendencies.

I don't expect a reply.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
stray
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Reply #3033 on: June 27, 2008, 03:56:37 PM

Here, I'll top you in the loser dept. I just did a quick run to a couple bartenders I know just so I could get free drinks for my b-day, and start early on the drinking.

[edit] actually, no...lets remove the second bit
« Last Edit: June 27, 2008, 04:01:37 PM by Stray »
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Reply #3034 on: June 27, 2008, 04:04:39 PM

I am sitting in the parking lot of Burger King near the East-West connector and Atlanta Road off of 285 and I am drunk.

I have some issues. No one wants to know this, and I'm a fucking loser for bringing this up on the Intertubes, so apologies in advance. I should do more things for the common good but I seem to have some self-destructive tendencies.

I don't expect a reply.

Go home, bro. Please. But take a nap first.
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Reply #3035 on: June 27, 2008, 04:11:56 PM

I am sitting in the parking lot of Burger King near the East-West connector and Atlanta Road off of 285 and I am drunk.

I have some issues. No one wants to know this, and I'm a fucking loser for bringing this up on the Intertubes, so apologies in advance. I should do more things for the common good but I seem to have some self-destructive tendencies.

I don't expect a reply.

Take a taxi home. 

Realize that your life can and will change for the better once you are ready.

In the mean time get some rest, cut back on the booze and try not to hurt yourself. 


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Reply #3036 on: June 27, 2008, 04:14:58 PM

Says the man with scotch on the rocks as his avatar!  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Seriously though, take care Yeg. Call someone to get a ride with  smiley
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Reply #3037 on: June 27, 2008, 04:18:38 PM

I am sitting in the parking lot of Burger King near the East-West connector and Atlanta Road off of 285 and I am drunk.

I have some issues. No one wants to know this, and I'm a fucking loser for bringing this up on the Intertubes, so apologies in advance. I should do more things for the common good but I seem to have some self-destructive tendencies.

I don't expect a reply.

Holy shit guy.  Call a cab to get home and go get the car afterwards.

Seriously.

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Reply #3038 on: June 27, 2008, 04:22:51 PM

Says the man with scotch on the rocks as his avatar!  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

From experience you fuckwad.   Shaking fist


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Reply #3039 on: June 27, 2008, 04:26:36 PM

Ouch!  Hello Kitty
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Reply #3040 on: June 27, 2008, 04:42:07 PM

I'm telling your wife.

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Reply #3041 on: June 27, 2008, 05:32:28 PM

OK, here's pathetic. I've managed to become buzzed enough that I was talking shit about a person in a text -- except I sent that text message to the very person I was talking shit about.  Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #3042 on: June 27, 2008, 05:35:56 PM

Do NOT get a DUI.  The laws are fucking brutal these days concerning them.  Just being in your car, drunk, is enough these days to get you charged.  Either call a buddy or take a cab home, get drunk, then post a thread about hugs. 


Trust me, you are one of the good ones, and I would hate to see you get fucked over something stupid.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #3043 on: June 27, 2008, 05:40:21 PM

OK, here's pathetic. I've managed to become buzzed enough that I was talking shit about a person in a text -- except I sent that text message to the very person I was talking shit about.  Ohhhhh, I see.

This threads not about you. stfu.
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Reply #3044 on: June 27, 2008, 05:46:05 PM

Lol. Fuck you then, man. Thought we were just talking about general drunken behavior. No shit, it isn't "about me". It never is. That isn't the point of anything I say. And if you're so hung up about me to think that, then you're the one with the problem. You obviously care about me more than I do.
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