Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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It'll be a good workout and I can even out start my tan burn. Eh, you're from my clan, whitey.  |
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Sir T
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I was at a Bon Jovi concert few weeks ago and I took a nap while the supporting bands were playing. Unfortunatly It was one of those moments in Ireland where the sun was blazing.
Result: I got the entire top of my head sunburned. And I got sunstroke to boot.
Moral; If your bald, remember to buy sunscreen for your head.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Lantyssa
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It'll be a good workout and I can even out start my tan burn. Eh, you're from my clan, whitey. I've started getting some of my dad's skin tone in the last few years which keeps me from burning if I have some sunscreen on. Of course I have this really weird complexion which gets red instead of tan plus my abundant two-toned freckles. I guess that comes from being a European mutt with a bit of Native American thrown in for good measure. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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Corporate buzzphrase update:
constructively discontented
My son picked out Boom Blox and a nice card for me. He's awesome.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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I grew up on an island, and never, ever got a tan. Just went from burn to burn all throughout childhood. Now I avoid the sun, except when covered in spf 85, with a hat, in long sleeves.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Corporate buzzphrase update:
My fiancee has a word-of-the-day calendar and I've been using it. She likes it as a novelty, I see it as a duty to use the word as much as possible that day. My favorite so far has been: Cunctation. |
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Yegolev
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I would like to use the buzzphrases in a sarcastic way, but people always think I'm being serious.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I would like to use the buzzphrases in a sarcastic way, but people always think I'm being serious.
That's the awesome talking. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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Tomatoes. Dammit.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Selby
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I would like to use the buzzphrases in a sarcastic way, but people always think I'm being serious.
It's even more pathetic when you are intelligently making a point and people are arguing with it, then you spout some buzzphrases just to annoy them\lighten the mood and then they start agreeing with you because you magically talked about maximizing our incentives in order to generate market strategy delivered behind schedule. |
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Oban
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I feel like a heretic, but percocet is way better than bacon.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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stray
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Damn straight.
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schild
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Wait, wait. Are you telling me you don't crush up your percocet and sprinkle it on a bacon sandwich? Oban, you're doing it wrong. And it's hard to do bacon or percocet wrong.
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Signe
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What's wrong with you, Oban? Or are you just into prescription drugs?
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Oban
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Wait, wait. Are you telling me you don't crush up your percocet and sprinkle it on a bacon sandwich? Oban, you're doing it wrong. And it's hard to do bacon or percocet wrong.
That would be like bitter bacon. Not too appetizing. I guess one could always put more bacon on it to cover the taste. What's wrong with you, Oban? Or are you just into prescription drugs?
Shit happens. No pictures, sorry, but I have not gone down the hillbilly addiction route yet. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Signe
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I hope your boo boo is better soon.
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Oban
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Thanks.
I think the pain killer is making my tivo slower.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Thanks.
I think the pain killer is making my tivo slower.
But on the plus side you probably don't care all that much. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Draegan
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I often wonder when I'm showering in the morning if my Head and Shoulders 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner really is 2 in 1 or if they're fucking me over.
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Oban
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But on the plus side you probably don't care all that much.
Yeah, also have not played WoW even though I figured this would be the perfect time to do so. Just not ... interested. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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I remember playing DAOC or AO or some other mostly terrible MMOG when I had my wisdom teeth out. I had no complications and almost no pain until the third day after the surgery. Was online playing, my sockets starting aching, so I took 2 Vicodin. What a glorious feeling! I am not sure what I did after that in game, but I sure had fun.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Oban
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Four teaspoons of children's tylenol does not equal the pain relief of one percocet pill, just fyi.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Murgos
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I often wonder when I'm showering in the morning if my Head and Shoulders 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner really is 2 in 1 or if they're fucking me over.
Try a shampoo without conditioner and then don't put conditioner on. You'll notice the difference. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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schild
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I remember playing DAOC or AO or some other mostly terrible MMOG when I had my wisdom teeth out. I had no complications and almost no pain until the third day after the surgery. Was online playing, my sockets starting aching, so I took 2 Vicodin. What a glorious feeling! I am not sure what I did after that in game, but I sure had fun.
I played AoC for 100+ hours in 8 days while on percocet. It'll dull any pain. |
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Oban
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I just have no urge to play any games right now.
Laughing hurts but fells good too.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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schild
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You know. I still have a few percocet left from my surgery. I think I might join you today.
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Signe
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Now what's wrong with Schildy? Everyone is falling apart!  |
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schild
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Now what's wrong with Schildy? Everyone is falling apart! I have percocet left and no job. Nothing has to be wrong. Also, I still have spikes of intense pain from my surgery a few weeks ago. |
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Signe
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Watercolour bookmarks and summer sheets are your future! I'm always right about these things.
Well, to be honest, I've never said that to anyone before.
Which makes me 100% right so far!
Don't be sad.
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Oban
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Is a summer sheet like a summer sausage?
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I now wish I had saved the QQ joke for this thread. Dammit.
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Miasma
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I now wish I had saved the QQ joke for this thread. Dammit.
You should ask a mod like schild to move them around for you, depending on how many pills he has taken he might even do it. He should stop watching that House show . |
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Yegolev
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Hell, I love moving posts around, but you know... Lexapro.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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murdoc
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I spent all day yesterday at the Virgin Music Festival here. Finally... FINALLY got to see both the Flaming Lips and Stone Temple Pilots live. Both shows were amazing. Weiland looks like crap, but he sounded perfect. Flaming Lips put on one Hell of show, go see them if you have any chance whatsoever to.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Cheddar
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Is it just me or are beards back in style? I began growing mine out (read: lazy) and now it seems like everyone at work is growing one. I work in a professional environment, so its interesting to see how people jump on the fashion train!
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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