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schild
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Actually I think it's her face and manshoulders.
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Signe
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No. I think it must be the flowers. They're very pretty.
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voodoolily
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I took off my fingertip on Saturday and had to go to the ER and have it sewn back on. I am on medical leave. It hurts.
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Signe
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OWOWOW!  I hope it's not one of your fuck off fingers or you'll never drive again! I hope it heals fast. |
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voodoolily
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Thanks! Luckily it's only a pinky but it fucking hurts! |
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WayAbvPar
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Owwie!!!!! On the bright side, your knives are in good repair, as any good chef requires. My wife got herself good a few months back. Luckily everything stayed attached and I managed to get a bandage on it before she got too far into shock  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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voodoolily
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Oh I did this on a door. At 7 in the morning. Slammed it right in the hinge side! Like a wooden guillotine, that is!
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schild
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That's how my mom lost the tip of her pinky!
...Before most of the people on this board were born.
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Signe
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I have jelly legs now. |
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Oh I did this on a door. At 7 in the morning. Slammed it right in the hinge side! Like a wooden guillotine, that is!
That is far more horrifying than a cooking accident. Might need to skip lunch now. I am assuming your neighbors were treated to a recital of your extensive profanity vocabulary at the top of your lungs? |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Oban
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Oh I did this on a door. At 7 in the morning. Slammed it right in the hinge side! Like a wooden guillotine, that is!
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voodoolily
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It had occurred to me that this was bad juju-related.
I have photos if anyone wants a look-see.
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Lantyssa
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I took off my fingertip on Saturday and had to go to the ER and have it sewn back on. I am on medical leave. It hurts.
Eeeep! May it heal well and the pain go away quickly.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Strazos
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It had occurred to me that this was bad juju-related.
I have photos if anyone wants a look-see.
Yes please. |
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Signe
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I have seen your boo boo on your blog. The whole finger bondage thing is sort of sexah, you know.
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Velorath
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It had occurred to me that this was bad juju-related.
It could have been the bad juju that Signe sends through the Internet at people, accidentally misdirected to your computer. |
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Margalis
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Damn that sucks. I don't even understand how getting a finger stuck in the hinge-side of a door is possible.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Signe
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I would never even accidentally hex at Voodoolily. She's a sweetie! And, anyway, I can't hex. I'm too pale.
Also, my house is filled with the smell of crunchy munchy popcorn.
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tazelbain
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It's unfortunate that friendly-fire juju accidents are a realty of modern internet warfare.
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voodoolily
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« Last Edit: March 04, 2008, 08:31:23 AM by voodoolily »
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Merusk
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Damn that sucks. I don't even understand how getting a finger stuck in the hinge-side of a door is possible.
When the door is open, there's a gap that can fit a fingertip. When it slams shut, the gap's not there anymore. Finger go squonch. I think his question was more along the lines of, "Why would your hand be near the hinge of the door in such a manner in the first place?" I envision a leaning on the wall scenario where someone else/ the wind decided the door was better-off being shut. |
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WayAbvPar
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I HAD to look. And now I have plenty of nightmare fuel for the week.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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voodoolily
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It just happened so fast! I was rounding the corner and holding the door frame for stability (I'm really blind without my contacts, and it was really early), and the door did just slam shut behind me. I now keep my hands away from all doors. All of them!
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WayAbvPar
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No more highballs for breakfast, young lady.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Nebu
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Ouch ouch ouch.
I hope it heals well. Opiates are your friend btw.
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Signe
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I'll have shivers thinking about it for ages but that is one awesome boo boo. I could totally see myself doing that!
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Sky
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ZOMG MY WORST NIGHTMARE
No guitar.....noooooo.
Chairman Meow prescribes medical marijuana in copious doses. Not for your finger, just in general. Nebu has the finger covered with his opiates.
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voodoolily
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It's on my right hand, so I can still guitaring.  I might actually go dig out that little jar of leaf we keep in the spice cabinet for "just in case". I don't know if I can roll a jay though. Guess I'll stick to booze and pills. |
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Signe
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Awesome. No one would ever know the difference!  Anyway, as long as you can still play the air guitar, you're cool. |
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Nebu
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No guitar.....noooooo.
Tony Iommi does just fine without fingertips! |
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Signe
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I bet bajillions of people would give up a fingertip or two to play like him. Not me, though. I'm much more into poking people in the head than playing a guitar. I'd give up my ankles to be a princess, though.
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Strazos
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Looks gnarly. Not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to look.  Also, you have nice nails. |
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voodoolily
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NOT ANYMORE I DON'T!!  Thanks, Straz. |
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Rasix
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Heh, I had a close call with my thumb yesterday. Glad I didn't end up like that.
Playing tennis I ran into a chain link fence at kind of a 45 degree angle tracking down a lob. Since it was at the back of the court, the fence had some extra linking to slow down balls hit into it. Well, I brace myself for impact, bounce off (I do this regularly) and yet my thumb gets snagged in the linking right below the nail. My thumb becomes a flesh and bone bungee cord as I bounce away but am pulled back; the entire weight on my thumb. Really surprised I didn't break or dislocate the thumb or just sheer off the nail. Got lucky, it's just sore and bruised.
I will not be looking at those pictures. You have provided me something to think about whenever I go into an anti-noisey cat rage.
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« Last Edit: March 04, 2008, 03:38:05 PM by Rasix »
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-Rasix
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Signe
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Do you prefer the nickname "Lefty" or "Stubby"?
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