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Reply #350 on: December 28, 2006, 02:08:58 PM

There. You made me change my avatar. Dio is NOT happy.

Was that right after they told him that Sabbath was opening for Ozzy?

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Reply #351 on: December 28, 2006, 04:22:03 PM

I'm still on holiday so I'll keep it a bit longer. tongue

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Reply #352 on: December 28, 2006, 05:47:49 PM

Updated.  Not sure what theme I am going to go with for 2007, so just googled "What the hell" and chose something nifty.  As if it matters :P

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Reply #353 on: December 29, 2006, 07:08:19 AM

Woohoo! Dio is one of our famous local musicians, though I've never met the midget guy.

I'm having a tribute for Ford and his legacy. Thanks, you prick.
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Reply #354 on: December 29, 2006, 10:51:02 AM

I have.  He's not quite as short special as Danzig.

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Reply #355 on: December 29, 2006, 01:44:39 PM

Yeah, Christmas is over.

Not for another week by my calendar.
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Reply #356 on: December 29, 2006, 01:52:51 PM

I needed some cookie cutters a few days before xmas...and walmart had valentine's day stuff out. Holy crap.

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Reply #357 on: December 30, 2006, 04:44:29 PM

Good God, I just watched the Doom movie for the first time.

I don't think I'll ever be able to shit again.

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Reply #358 on: December 30, 2006, 04:54:43 PM

You guys are going to deride me to hell for this, but I held out on that movie almost as long as Ironwood did. I watched it a couple of weeks ago....but didn't consider all that bad. Simply because of one line:

"I'm not supposed to die!!"

No really, I didn't expect the Rock to be the bad guy. It was funny.
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Reply #359 on: December 30, 2006, 05:05:37 PM

There are many movies that are worse than Doom. Much worse.

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Reply #360 on: December 30, 2006, 05:16:08 PM

There are much worse video game based movies even.

I mean, that's an extremely low bar, but I'd consider it in the upper tier.

Better than anything from the past (Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Mario Bros.), better than Uwe Boll (of course), and not much worse than Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, or Silent Hill.

I'd like to see Animal Crossing.
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Reply #361 on: December 30, 2006, 05:56:06 PM

Dude, Mortal Kombat was cool if only for the soundtrack.

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Reply #362 on: December 30, 2006, 11:25:30 PM

I personally liked the Silent Hill movie, never having played the original video game. I'm sure if I had I'd be screaming at the apocrypha in the film, but considering what a wierd, small audience market the movie had to start with, I thought it did pretty good.

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Reply #363 on: December 30, 2006, 11:28:49 PM

The games are great (and scarier than most movies). The first probably lacks "sufficient shiny", but you should check it out anyways. You could get away with starting with 2 or 3 though.

The movie was cool, if only for the barbed wire-tentacle rape-little girl dancing in a shower of blood scene. It didn't meet my expectations though (but those expectations were more due to Roger Avary, not the games really).
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Reply #364 on: December 31, 2006, 04:11:24 AM

Thing is, I wasn't interested in a Predator Knock-Off.  I wanted to see, er, Doom.  You know, zombies, demons, that kinda thing ?

What a fucking rip.

Event Horizon was a better fucking Doom movie.

Hell, Doom 3 was a better doom movie.

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Reply #365 on: December 31, 2006, 08:54:05 AM

The games are great (and scarier than most movies). The first probably lacks "sufficient shiny", but you should check it out anyways. You could get away with starting with 2 or 3 though.

I wasn't ever able to find a PC port for I. Not sure about II or III, but who wants to start a series in the middle.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #366 on: December 31, 2006, 11:29:59 AM

I thought Descent was excellent, but the first half of the movie was better than the second half, when the drow baddies showed up.  Definitely a nice followup from the Dog Soldiers director.

I wouldn't recommend it if you're claustrophobic.  evil
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Reply #367 on: December 31, 2006, 12:09:56 PM

Event Horizon was a great movie.
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Reply #368 on: December 31, 2006, 05:48:20 PM

Doom wasn't an altogether terrible movie, but it's pretty sad when the game has more plot than the movie does.
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Reply #369 on: January 01, 2007, 12:25:58 PM

I found a funny picture. Looks real...ish...I guess. From somewhere in the Middle East.

http://www.afpbb.com/article/1174867

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Reply #370 on: January 02, 2007, 11:06:07 AM

I have played some of the Silent Hill game.  Just a week or three ago in fact.  It's still pretty good.  I also liked the movie, even with the changes.  I think it's pretty odd how the actors look so much like the game characters.

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Reply #371 on: January 02, 2007, 02:50:07 PM

The lead would have been better as the girl from Silent Hill 3 imo. I'm pretty right about that too.
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Reply #372 on: January 03, 2007, 01:24:12 PM

I'd be partial to the "Sean Bean protagonist, finds out he was murdering children" angle.  Not that I have finished the first one.

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Reply #373 on: January 03, 2007, 03:49:05 PM

The WD MyBook should be called the MyBalls.

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Reply #374 on: January 05, 2007, 11:35:13 AM

Brothers-in-law that need a fucking jaw-jacking really piss me off.

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Reply #375 on: January 05, 2007, 11:37:30 AM

What is happening to you?

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Reply #376 on: January 05, 2007, 12:06:32 PM

I don't fucking know.  It's like a whirlpool of suck.  Your titgrabbing avatar isn't helping me concentrate.

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Reply #377 on: January 05, 2007, 09:00:25 PM

...jaw-jacking...
Is that when she dislocates her jaw?
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Reply #378 on: January 08, 2007, 02:10:09 PM

Hehehe.

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Reply #379 on: January 08, 2007, 10:09:04 PM

I plucked and butchered six freshly-killed ducks last night. Video and commentary are on my blog.

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The Legend of Zephyr - a different blog.
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Reply #380 on: January 08, 2007, 10:15:38 PM

I plucked and butchered six freshly-killed ducks last night. Video and commentary are on my blog.

Eat shit and die.

Change your avatard to a sexy thingy or I will hunt you through the intardnet.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #381 on: January 09, 2007, 12:09:15 AM

I plucked and butchered six freshly-killed ducks last night. Video and commentary are on my blog.

I thought you were joking.

But come on, Bolt Cutters? I demand compensation for the trauma you have inflicted.

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Reply #382 on: January 09, 2007, 07:11:20 AM

I used to have to chop off turkey heads and pluck them. It was great turkey, but I really don't want to do that again short of world war 3.
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Reply #383 on: January 09, 2007, 09:23:18 AM

Cheddar's new look is highly amusing.  Two thumbs-up.

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Reply #384 on: January 09, 2007, 09:33:06 AM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
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