Morat20
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It has been some fucking shitty year, right enough.
It's gonna get a lot shittier if you can't drink. But not as shitty as liver failure, which I understand sucks pretty hard. 2015 sucked for me personally. 2016 sucked for everyone. I don't have high hopes for 2017. So, ya know, try not to die and add to the shit. |
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Paelos
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I'm hopeful for 2017. But I think that way every year. And I don't really get concerned with celeb deaths.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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Austria's official word of the year: Bundespräsidentenstichwahlwiederholungsverschiebung  postponement of the repetition of the run-off election for federal president |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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That just trips right off of the tongue, eh?
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Yegolev
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Dear Everyone,
Your IoT emails end up in the same place as the Malaysian bank transfer emails.
Sincerely,
Me
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Trippy
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"Internet of Things". People are hacking things like Internet-enabled cameras and digital video recorders to do dastardly things over the Internet.
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Yegolev
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Dastardly, or just breaking them? I'm just wondering since getting shit to just work is a challenge.  I suppose IoT will be a real thing eventually but it's not there yet. Not really really. I do probably need to insert the phrase into my resume somehow. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Trippy
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Teleku
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I suppose IoT will be a real thing eventually but it's not there yet. Not really really. I do probably need to insert the phrase into my resume somehow.
"I'm a Social Media expert on the Internet of Clouds." |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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IainC
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Dastardly, or just breaking them? I'm just wondering since getting shit to just work is a challenge. I suppose IoT will be a real thing eventually but it's not there yet. Not really really. I do probably need to insert the phrase into my resume somehow. "I syndicate bleeding-edge mindshare to disintermediate extensible relationships by morphing viral interfaces and synergizing 24/7 infomediaries in the Internet of Things." |
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IT scared the pants off of me when I read it in high school.
And back spasms scare the pants off of me now.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Yegolev
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You're referring to Information Technology, yes?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Chimpy
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Thursday can't come soon enough, these last couple of days at work are going to be brutal.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Thursday can't come soon enough, these last couple of days at work are going to be brutal.
I'm definitely joining you for a drink on this. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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schild
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You're referring to Information Technology, yes?
If hes anything like me, token ring networks are terrifying. |
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Yegolev
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You don't want collisions, do you?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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I shall be burying my best mate on Thursday. And I can't drink.
So.
I can't wait for Friday.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I shall be burying my best mate on Thursday. And I can't drink.
So.
I can't wait for Friday.
Happy Fucking Holidays..one and all. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Paelos
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I shall be burying my best mate on Thursday. And I can't drink.
So.
I can't wait for Friday.
2016, yeesh. Sorry man. |
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Ironwood
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It has been some fucking shitty year, right enough.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Fuck 2016. Fuck it SO HARD.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Even took my fucking cat, dammit.
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Merusk
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It has been some fucking shitty year, right enough.
Fucking sorry, man. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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RhyssaFireheart
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Damn, so sorry to hear that about your friend, Ironwood.
2017 can't get here soon enough.
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schild
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Damn, so sorry to hear that about your friend, Ironwood.
2017 can't get here soon enough.
I'm not so sure 2017 will be any better. |
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Chimpy
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I almost think that the world would have been a much better place if fucking Y2K had actually fucked a lot of things up instead of just being a bunch of scaremongering.
Or, maybe we have just been in the 1999 after-party and it is finally closing up shop?
Regardless, 2016 has been shitty, 2017 is looking to be worse.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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rattran
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In not-shitty-2016 news, a duck has taken up residence in my back yard. A domestic Pekin duck, a little wary of people and confused the lake has started to freeze. We're feeding it trying to find some way to get it through winter. None of the neighbors is missing a duck, and they've all agreed that if none of them kill and eat the duck, I won't throw a flaming yule log through their front windows.
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Ironwood
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Very Sopranos.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Apparently an Amazon delivery van got robbed round the corner from me yesterday. A few guys slapped the driver around a bit, took his keys and drove off with the entire van. I'm 90% sure it had an order for me on it that included a bottle of mead (Xmas present for someone). I reckon they should ask around in Riften first, see if the Thieves Guild know anything.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Viin
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.. I reckon they should ask around in Riften first, see if the Thieves Guild know anything.
At first I was like, is that a Discworld reference? Ah no, it's Skyrim. |
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Yeah, 2016 can go suck a cock. Actually, that's too good for 2016.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Chimpy
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Ugh, I should have just planned to take the whole day off today and not do the "work in the morning, then take the shuttle to the airport for an evening flight" thing.
At least I am working from home this morning and not in the office.
But damnit, I want to be on my way to the mountains. I's gots skiin to do!
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