Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
July 27, 2025, 02:14:37 PM

Login with username, password and session length

Search:     Advanced search
we're back, baby
*
Home Help Search Login Register
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  General Discussion  |  Serious Business  |  Topic: Useless Conversation 0 Members and 9 Guests are viewing this topic.
Pages: 1 ... 993 994 [995] 996 997 ... 1141 Go Down Print
Author Topic: Useless Conversation  (Read 4185535 times)
Surlyboi
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10966

eat a bag of dicks


Reply #34790 on: October 17, 2016, 06:46:21 PM

Lack of a better place to put this, was linked to it on the bookfaces.

Why humans scare the shit out of the Federation and pretty much everyone else in Star Trek.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449

Badge Whore


Reply #34791 on: October 17, 2016, 07:49:35 PM

I'm proud to have started that FB chain. I'm still laughing.

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075

Error 404: Title not found.


Reply #34792 on: October 17, 2016, 07:55:28 PM

Humans in StarFleet are basically just rednecks with better toys.

CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
IainC
Developers
Posts: 6538

Wargaming.net


WWW
Reply #34793 on: October 18, 2016, 05:13:18 AM

Tax office sent me a postcard today. To my home. Telling me that they don't have my address on file.

That's not as Kafka-esque as it sounds at first.  Post offices - especially in rural areas - are crazy good at teasing out how to get mail to the right person.  Over the years we have gotten mail with address oddities ranging from transposed digits all the way up to "The new lady doctor in town" written on the outside of an envelope (with appropriate postage!)

Unless the postcard had your address printed on it by the tax office.  Then it's just retarded.
I live in the second biggest city in Slovakia (which isn't saying a lot but it's not exactly rural nowhere either). I'm pretty sure the postal service has no idea who I am and the postcard had my full address printed on the back including the postcode.

- And in stranger Iains, even Death may die -

SerialForeigner Photography.
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117

I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #34794 on: October 18, 2016, 07:15:21 AM

I know many of the various mail carriers and package deliverers around here. Pretty nice because they can work with my schedule if I have to sign for something. UPS guy will deliver to me at work (even if it's addressed to my house) because he stops here every day.

Re: Star Trek. Definitely would support a new move with Doc Brown as head of engineering.

Maybe Scotty was the 'Great Scott' he always referred to...

Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942

Muse.


Reply #34795 on: October 18, 2016, 08:51:46 AM

The way you move around, Iain, all you are to the post office and other government entities is "last known address". 

My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117

I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #34796 on: October 18, 2016, 11:43:40 AM

Compton. Iain Compton.
WayAbvPar
Moderator
Posts: 19270


Reply #34797 on: October 18, 2016, 12:59:03 PM

Hope all our Seattle/Vancouver/Portland folks have battened down the hatches. That storm looks very nasty.

It was grossly overblown, so to speak. My wife took Friday off, so we went down to the waterfront for some fish and chips and a walk on the beach in the wind (supposed to be the smaller of the 2 storms). We drove down around the corner to where the wind was blowing directly into the shore and had a lot of fun dodging (and not dodging) the big spray. I even ended up on the front page of the paper Friday night/Saturday morning-

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/weather/one-two-punch-storm-hammers-western-washington-friday-more-to-come-saturday/

That is me in the background getting splashed   awesome, for real

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
Hawkbit
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5531

Like a Klansman in the ghetto.


Reply #34798 on: October 18, 2016, 02:11:26 PM

Where did you get fish and chips from? That sounds good tonight.
Chimpy
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10633


WWW
Reply #34799 on: October 18, 2016, 02:39:53 PM

I just am happy that the storm went through and dumped quite a bit of snow on my two January ski destinations.

While I am sure some will melt off, the snow starting early is a good thing.

Now I need Utah to start getting dumped on since I go there in December!

'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
apocrypha
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6711

Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!


Reply #34800 on: October 18, 2016, 10:48:14 PM

So, what, you guys call them chips when they're with fish but otherwise chips are crisps?

"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
Hawkbit
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5531

Like a Klansman in the ghetto.


Reply #34801 on: October 18, 2016, 11:52:15 PM

Our appropriation is not based on logic.
apocrypha
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6711

Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!


Reply #34802 on: October 19, 2016, 02:40:46 AM

Not judging, just trying to learn the ways.  awesome, for real

"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449

Badge Whore


Reply #34803 on: October 19, 2016, 05:24:02 AM

Some places serve actual potato chips/ crisps in place of Fries. Because it's cheaper, or they're easily confused, I suppose.

Much like the rules of the language itself, you just learn the situational application/ pronunciation and go with it. A garden will produce produce. Read about if your suit suits you when you read.

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5828

Operating Thetan One


Reply #34804 on: October 19, 2016, 08:52:08 AM

Sitting in a loaner cube in Scottsdale AZ right now. Must say this city is much more pleasant at 92 degrees. (Compared to the 113 last time I was here)

"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
WayAbvPar
Moderator
Posts: 19270


Reply #34805 on: October 20, 2016, 07:53:31 AM

Where did you get fish and chips from? That sounds good tonight.

Sorry, just saw this. We went here- http://www.alkispud.com/

They are my fav fast food style fish and chips in the area by a long shot.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117

I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #34806 on: October 20, 2016, 08:58:50 AM

So, what, you guys call them chips when they're with fish but otherwise chips are crisps?
This was a thing when I was a kid:



Saw Louis CK last night, best show of his we've seen in a few years. 3 openers, we were worried but they all killed it. Amazing show.
01101010
Terracotta Army
Posts: 12007

You call it an accident. I call it justice.


Reply #34807 on: October 20, 2016, 10:10:48 AM

So, what, you guys call them chips when they're with fish but otherwise chips are crisps?
This was a thing when I was a kid:



Saw Louis CK last night, best show of his we've seen in a few years. 3 openers, we were worried but they all killed it. Amazing show.

Jesus I remember that place in my home town...  ACK!

Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
Teleku
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10516

https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png


Reply #34808 on: October 20, 2016, 10:27:23 AM

So, what, you guys call them chips when they're with fish but otherwise chips are crisps?
Specifically, we only call them chips when they are paired with a giant fishstick.   awesome, for real

Yeah, we just take the name as originally spoken for foods and stuff.  Common especially with all the UK pub food ("Bangers and Mash", ect.).

"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants.  He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
Hawkbit
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5531

Like a Klansman in the ghetto.


Reply #34809 on: October 20, 2016, 10:53:10 AM

Where did you get fish and chips from? That sounds good tonight.

Sorry, just saw this. We went here- http://www.alkispud.com/

They are my fav fast food style fish and chips in the area by a long shot.

Thanks! Might have to take a trip tonight. I don't get to Alki much because of traffic in that area, but good food might be a reason.
RhyssaFireheart
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3525


WWW
Reply #34810 on: October 20, 2016, 11:25:18 AM

Ugh.  Sudden onset cold sucks. 

But the husband went and got me a hot drink when he ran out to get gas, so that's a plus.  I feel like such a slacker though, "working" from home today.  I could have gone in but fuck it.  I need a mental day of sorts.  Debating on whether I should go in tomorrow or still be "not feeling well" again.

Rasix
Moderator
Posts: 15024

I am the harbinger of your doom!


Reply #34811 on: October 20, 2016, 11:34:49 AM

Since they revoked our regular work at home privileges, any excuse is a good excuse to not go in. I really don't like being in the office when I have a cold. It just seems to make it drag on forever.

-Rasix
RhyssaFireheart
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3525


WWW
Reply #34812 on: October 20, 2016, 11:49:45 AM

Yeah, and I'm not the type to just take random days off (no work = no pay!) but it does feel nice to not make the commute, especially in the morning.

HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666

the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring


WWW
Reply #34813 on: October 20, 2016, 12:07:44 PM

If you have a cold, do not go into the office. There's nothing worse than getting sick because some fucker wouldn't take time off and instead chose to come into work and spread their disease.

Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440

2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


WWW
Reply #34814 on: October 20, 2016, 12:58:16 PM

I might come in with a cold just to make a point about the remote policy.  Maybe bring in some of those diapers from Disneyland.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
01101010
Terracotta Army
Posts: 12007

You call it an accident. I call it justice.


Reply #34815 on: October 20, 2016, 02:01:54 PM

If you have a cold, do not go into the office. There's nothing worse than getting sick because some fucker wouldn't take time off and instead chose to come into work and spread their disease.

I say home for a day or two mainly because I don't want to sit there sniffling and hacking annoying everyone around me. That and I usually have a full day of runny nose that I combat with a netipot so that at work doesn't really jibe. I don't give 2 shits if they get sick.

Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
apocrypha
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6711

Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!


Reply #34816 on: October 20, 2016, 11:13:07 PM

Everywhere I've ever worked it wasn't considered acceptable to take a day off sick with a cold. This includes public sector labs, even the ones where I was growing human cells in culture. I don't know anyone who could get away with being off ill now unless they actually had a leg missing or some kind of surgery planned.

"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
Selby
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2963


Reply #34817 on: October 21, 2016, 04:58:34 AM

My boss at my last job mandated a "if you're sick, stay away!" policy after we passed the super flu around for 2-3 months at the office and everyone got it multiple times. My current job & boss get concerned and want you to stay away as well, especially since he got pneumonia last year and was out for almost 3 months recovering.
Khaldun
Terracotta Army
Posts: 15189


Reply #34818 on: October 21, 2016, 05:05:22 AM

I pretty much can't take a day off when it's a teaching day unless I'm close to being hospitalized, especially for 3-hour seminars. Kind of the bad side to being the only person who can do an essential task. Upside is that on other days, I can almost always move work around or work from home.
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613


Reply #34819 on: October 21, 2016, 06:30:13 AM

I pretty much can't take a day off when it's a teaching day unless I'm close to being hospitalized, especially for 3-hour seminars. Kind of the bad side to being the only person who can do an essential task. Upside is that on other days, I can almost always move work around or work from home.

You just described my life.  Except the work from home part.  If I left my research group unsupervised, someone would lose a limb.

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
apocrypha
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6711

Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!


Reply #34820 on: October 21, 2016, 07:33:22 AM

You just described my life.  Except the work from home part.  If I left my research group unsupervised, someone would lose a limb.

They'd get a day off for that though, right?

"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449

Badge Whore


Reply #34821 on: October 21, 2016, 08:28:05 AM

Half day.  Cauterizing the wound won't take that long and smartphones have robust speech to text features. There's another assistant who'd love the job if that's a problem.

The wonderful world of running absolutely lean.



The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
Pennilenko
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3472


Reply #34822 on: October 21, 2016, 08:56:26 AM

My boss at my last job mandated a "if you're sick, stay away!" policy after we passed the super flu around for 2-3 months at the office and everyone got it multiple times. My current job & boss get concerned and want you to stay away as well, especially since he got pneumonia last year and was out for almost 3 months recovering.
This mirrors my work as well. I came in coughing today and my boss told me to take my laptop home and get better.

"See?  All of you are unique.  And special.  Like fucking snowflakes."  -- Signe
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613


Reply #34823 on: October 21, 2016, 08:59:49 AM

They'd get a day off for that though, right?

 Rimshot

I laughed.

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440

2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


WWW
Reply #34824 on: October 21, 2016, 09:01:35 AM

Everywhere I've ever worked it wasn't considered acceptable to take a day off sick with a cold. This includes public sector labs, even the ones where I was growing human cells in culture. I don't know anyone who could get away with being off ill now unless they actually had a leg missing or some kind of surgery planned.

Did you move to the United States?

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Pages: 1 ... 993 994 [995] 996 997 ... 1141 Go Up Print 
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  General Discussion  |  Serious Business  |  Topic: Useless Conversation  
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.10 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC