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Rasix
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Reply #32375 on: July 31, 2015, 08:29:59 PM

So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.


-Rasix
Trippy
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Reply #32376 on: July 31, 2015, 09:52:38 PM

So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.
Congrats on the ball and chain! awesome, for real
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Reply #32377 on: July 31, 2015, 10:38:59 PM

So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.

Congrats!

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Ironwood
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Reply #32378 on: August 01, 2015, 02:17:41 AM

So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.

Your life was over ?


(But Seriously, Edited for Congratulations.)
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Reg
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Reply #32379 on: August 01, 2015, 03:18:21 AM


Congratulations rattran.
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Reply #32380 on: August 01, 2015, 07:58:55 AM

Congrats, and you are probably too old for sex now anyway, so it all works out!

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Signe
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Reply #32381 on: August 01, 2015, 08:16:22 AM

MARRIED!!!   This is not useless.  Hooray for you!!   Heart

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Reply #32382 on: August 01, 2015, 12:48:45 PM

So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.

Did it involve a tiger and Mike Tyson?

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Reply #32383 on: August 01, 2015, 01:27:17 PM

A hearty congratulations Rattran. /hi5
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Reply #32384 on: August 01, 2015, 01:47:47 PM

So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.

I'm sure it is well-considered and congratulations are in order.

Let's circle back in a week. awesome, for real

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Reply #32385 on: August 01, 2015, 03:19:44 PM

Grats, Rattan.

And thanks, IW. I am not quite as outraged as you, but I am firmly in the MZ is an utter cunt camp, so any abuse that goes his way is just peachy.

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Reply #32386 on: August 01, 2015, 03:29:21 PM

Signed up for Google fi today.
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Reply #32387 on: August 01, 2015, 04:56:23 PM

So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.

Grats, I suppose.

It's not all bad.

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Reply #32388 on: August 01, 2015, 06:49:59 PM

So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.

Grats!
rattran
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Reply #32389 on: August 01, 2015, 06:53:37 PM

Fanks everyone! It's just a change in paperwork, not like anything really changes between me and the missus. Just makes it easier to put a bid in on some land.
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Reply #32390 on: August 01, 2015, 08:51:25 PM

It changes things, whether you know it yet or not.

Congratulations!

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Reply #32391 on: August 02, 2015, 01:50:54 PM

Yeah, that's the part that nobody really understands until the moment of clarity happens at some point down the line. Rational vs. experiential thinking.

The same thing parents often point out to non-parents and why we get dismissive at times. :)

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Reply #32392 on: August 02, 2015, 03:16:07 PM

So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grats!
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Reply #32393 on: August 02, 2015, 03:52:06 PM

GAAAAH!  I'm freaking out.  I'm SO upset!  No one can do anything.  I need a lawyer again!   ACK! 

Yes, I vented.  At least I didn't leak.  I'm not telling you why just need someone to make me laugh.  Go on, then.  I need it.  I'll pay you with TESO money.

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Reply #32394 on: August 03, 2015, 06:12:40 AM

You're near Philly; a hit may be cheaper than a lawyer.  Unless there's money for you involved, then totally lawyer up.
bhodi
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No lie.


Reply #32395 on: August 03, 2015, 10:49:12 AM

Turns out, ironwood looks just like his avatar.

Also, his wife is going to elope with samwise next time he's in town.
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Reply #32396 on: August 03, 2015, 10:52:04 AM

Somebody forgot the "what happens in Glasgow" rule.
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Reply #32397 on: August 03, 2015, 11:42:29 AM

Yes, I vented.  At least I didn't leak.  I'm not telling you why just need someone to make me laugh.  Go on, then.  I need it.  I'll pay you with TESO money.
Okay:

Neutron walks into a bar, asks the bartender how much for a beer.  Bartender says, for you, no charge.

More?

An atom walks into a bar and asks the bartender if someone found his lost electron. "Are you sure you lost it here?" asks the bartender. To which the atom replies "I'm positive".

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Reply #32398 on: August 03, 2015, 01:26:01 PM

Two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "We don't serve food here."

A mountain climber was weeping when he reached the summit and his climbing team asked him was was wrong.  "It's all downhill from here."

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Reply #32399 on: August 03, 2015, 01:38:02 PM

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar and the barman asks 'Why the long face ?'


Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "Pint please and....
...
...

....

A packet of crisps."

The barman says 'why the long pause ?'

Bear replies "For catching fish"

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Reply #32400 on: August 03, 2015, 01:46:28 PM

A blind man walked into a bar.  You'd think his friends would have warned him.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #32401 on: August 03, 2015, 02:47:30 PM

O.M.G.

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Reply #32402 on: August 03, 2015, 08:02:03 PM

Bear walks into the bar, gets refused service. Enraged, bear eats a woman sitting at the bar. Bartender says, 'Sorry, you can't do drugs in the bar. That was the bar bitch you ate.'
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Reply #32403 on: August 04, 2015, 12:20:45 AM

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’ll have a whiskey and ……… soda."
Bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?"
The Bear replies, "Dunno, I’ve always had them."

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Reply #32404 on: August 04, 2015, 12:51:30 AM

What do you get if you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.


Descartes walked into a bar and orders a drink. He quicky finishes it and the barman asks, "Do you want another?" Descartes answers, "I think not," and vanishes in a puff of logic.

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Reply #32405 on: August 04, 2015, 02:09:13 AM

Why do elephants' trunks all look the same?

Because they all belong to the same swimming club.


What's E.T. short for?

Because he's only got little legs.


A pirate, a ninja and a nun walk into a bar. The barman says "Is this some kind of joke?"


What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.


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Reply #32406 on: August 04, 2015, 03:57:50 AM

Why do elephants paint their toes red?
To hide in cherry trees.

Why do elephants hide in cherry trees?
So they can jump out and stomp on people.

How did Tarzan die?
He was picking cherries.

Why do ducks have big, flat feet?
To put out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big, flat feet?
To put out flaming ducks.

What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.

Why do elephants have long noses?
Sheep don't have strings.  
« Last Edit: August 04, 2015, 07:13:36 AM by Merusk »

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Reply #32407 on: August 04, 2015, 04:00:07 AM

Why do elephants paint their toes red?
To hide in cherry trees.


Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

Proves it works then.

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Ironwood
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Reply #32408 on: August 04, 2015, 04:28:47 AM

I'm forced to wonder if any of this is helping Signe at all. 

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Reply #32409 on: August 04, 2015, 05:45:07 AM

What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had a litter of mittens.

How do you get your pussy wet?
Put it in the shower.

Why do kittens have such cute voices?
They are very mew-sical.

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