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Voodoo doesn't actually have anything on Round Rock donuts. Really nothing does. That shit is fucking stupid. I never EVER make the trek up to Round Rock just for that, but goddamn are they good.
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I keep seeing people with boxes of Voodoo Doughnuts while at the Denver airport. They just opened a shop here, apparently. |
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Strazos
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I don't like donuts.
I think Strazos has accidentally logged in as Paelos. wat? This is nuts - I love doughnuts. Unfortunately, I also like when my heart continues to beat. |
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No, but you do have boiled peanuts, which pretty much taste like wet peanut dirt.
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schild
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 Also, Waffle House is awesome. And one of the last restaurants that has a smoking section literally next to a wall next to the nonsmoking section. God Bless Waffle House. I don't smoke anymore, but man, respect. |
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Obesity map. Coincidence?  |
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schild
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Not really. Mississippi and Louisiana would lose weight if they ate more at waffle house.
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Cyrrex
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It's interesting to note that, if a big ole meteor were to impact somewhere around the Mississippi/Alabama border, obesity in the US would decline by about 90%.
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I like that that scale starts from 11.5% instead of 0%.
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I like that that scale starts from 11.5% instead of 0%.
Yeah, I was trying to figure out why SW Ohio was so light until you pointed that out. |
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Hawaii surprises the shit out of me. I've never been there, but they are often portrayed as being obese by default. It's a stereotype, of course, but still.
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Only the natives. Nobody else can afford food. A gallon of milk is something like $9-10
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Yeah, I was thinking about the natives...but that said, I have no idea how much of Hawaii is inhabited by natives.
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Yegolev
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You've never had a good bagel or donut then.
Which means you live in hell. Not Haemish's brand of hell, but your own.
It's Atlanta, there's nothing notable about the food culture here. It's basically a mishmash of everything else some other culture has done well. Try this place: http://www.goldbergbagel.com/I like it because they have jars of pickles on each table. Obesity map. Coincidence?
Any coincidence is imagined. You can see the light area centered on Atlanta, and there are places here from which you can see three different Waffle Houses. If anyone disparages Waffle House, I will cut you. They are one of or maybe the last true American short-order grill. Breakfast food anytime, you can watch them cook it, and they are ALWAYS fucking open. ALWAYS. |
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The *only* bad thing I have to say about Waffle House would be related to the independent owners of that particular branch. We used to eat in them on family road trips as a kid because feeding 6 people when travelling is goddamn expensive.
Some were awesome and clean places and some were utter shitholes you'd swear had never seen a rag that wasn't soaked in a bucket of griddle drippings.
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Yegolev
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Always check the health rating of any restaurant. Clean tables don't mean that they didn't leave the mayo out all night.
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I read somewhere that the obesity number started to rise dramatically when artificial sweeteners started becoming very popular. Way to defy logic, humans.
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If I ever go somewhere that has waffle house I'd want to eat at one just because of how bad everyone says it is. That white trash waffle house marriage thing is something I still remember.
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If I ever go somewhere that has waffle house I'd want to eat at one just because of how bad everyone says it is. That white trash waffle house marriage thing is something I still remember.
The food is excellent it's got an "awful place" reputation due to people watching and being frequented by rural folks. They're all terrible human beings unlike sophisticated urbanites.  |
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I went to one outside of Orlando a few years ago with some friends in their early 20s. Pretty late at night, and there were a bunch of people fresh out of a screening of Rocky Horror. My younger friends were very confused by this.
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Yegolev
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I watched a lot of The Good Simpsons episodes over the weekend. Wonder if I should give the show another try? I'll always have Clown College.
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You can decide by watching FXX in a few days to see the recent seasons, I suppose.
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I had never even heard of Waffle House until this thread.
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I had never even heard of Waffle House until this thread.
Wait, really? |
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The worst part of a 1000+ migration is answering the same cunting question about 900 times. And before anyone starts criticizing my communication skills, don't. I've done this, although for less than 1000 servers (benefit of not doing Wintel). Waffle House has its own music collection, no need for assholes in monkey suits raping women. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCfNB_qfl9Y |
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You've never had a good bagel or donut then.
Which means you live in hell. Not Haemish's brand of hell, but your own.
It's Atlanta, there's nothing notable about the food culture here. It's basically a mishmash of everything else some other culture has done well. Try this place: http://www.goldbergbagel.com/I like it because they have jars of pickles on each table.  |
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Ironwood
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Not sure I'd ever trust that. Guy goes to the toilet, guy reaches in for a pickle.
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Nebu
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Not sure I'd ever trust that. Guy goes to the toilet, guy reaches in for a pickle.
NO.
The vinegar and salt kills any bacteria. Consider it extra protein. That and urine is sterile in most people. |
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Cyrrex
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Not sure I'd ever trust that. Guy goes to the toilet, guy reaches in for a pickle.
NO.
The vinegar and salt kills any bacteria. Consider it extra protein. That and urine is sterile in most people. That was one scientific explanation that helped not at all. Don't worry, the urine in our pickles is super clean! |
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I would eat those if they are salty. If sweet? No way. Sweet pickles are gross.
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Yegolev
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It's a jewish deli in a nice part of town, and that town is not Glasgow.
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Nebu
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That was one scientific explanation that helped not at all. Don't worry, the urine in our pickles is super clean!
What is it that you want, exactly? High acid, high salt kills bacteria. Urine is largely urea, sugar, sodium chloride, trace protein (from albumin) and water. Better? |
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Yegolev
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Replace the urea with cucumbers and you get pickles.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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