HaemishM
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Congrats, schild. Getting married was one of the best things I ever did.
Also, fuck the entire wedding industry.
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Signe
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OMGOMGOMG! I'm all misty-eyed! I want a pic! You should have said something and I would have sent you a pressie. A NICE ONE! srsly. I still will. I'm so goddamn motherfucking cocksucking goatroping happy for you I could jump up and down if I had more coffee in me.  Not really. It's just starting. |
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schild
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Well, apparently there's a 6 month grace period on sending gifts for marriages.
I'm sure someone in the wedding industry came up with that goofy shit (Macy's)(Martha Stewart)(The Actual Devil).
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I thought it was a year?
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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Yegolev
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No, you don't want your gift to arrive after divorce proceedings have begun.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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I thought it was a year?
THAT SOUNDS GOOD TOO, WHY NOT |
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Pennilenko
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You should post pictures.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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schild
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Yes, I'm new to the internet. Let me post all the pictures.
I'll get right on that.
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WayAbvPar
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No, you don't want your gift to arrive after divorce proceedings have begun.
Heh yep- was about to edit saying perhaps it was 6 months now since that is approaching the half life of the average marriage these days. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Pennilenko
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Yes, I'm new to the internet. Let me post all the pictures.
I'll get right on that.
You could ironically sensor the faces.  |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Hawkbit
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Updating a language filter at work, trying not to giggle. I should see if reddit/4chan can help.
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Nevermore
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Congradulations!
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Over and out.
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Mazakiel
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Congrats!
And we had some RSVP'd people fail to show up for ours as well. We also had people who didn't bother to RSVP show up anyway, though, so it sorta balanced out.
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Paelos
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Traffic may take over position #1 of Christmas shit I can't stand.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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MisterNoisy
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Traffic may take over position #1 of Christmas shit I can't stand.
Given where you live, I'm surprised that ship didn't sail years ago. |
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Ingmar
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I think our traffic actually gets better during holidays. (That's not saying much.)
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Samwise
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No, you don't want your gift to arrive after divorce proceedings have begun.
I got one of those.  |
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Strazos
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Good Job, Buddy!
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Fear the Backstab!
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Paelos
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Traffic may take over position #1 of Christmas shit I can't stand.
Given where you live, I'm surprised that ship didn't sail years ago. #1 used to be my bosses trying to pretend we're somehow still busy in December. We're not, we can be ridiculously unproductive for a month. Let it go. |
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Ironwood
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Oddly, because I worked in IT with Accountants for 20 years, I noticed that I was always busy around this time because it was the only time we could pull everything apart and get it all back together for tax season.
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Paelos
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Yes other accountants are busy. We're waiting on the data for the end of 2013. Which means we have fuckall to do except projections and chair spinning.
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Trippy
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I think our traffic actually gets better during holidays. (That's not saying much.)
Yes it does. That's cause very few people living here are actual native to the Bay Area (fucking job seekers) so most people if they want to visit family during the holidays have to travel. And of course a lot of businesses effectively shut down. What this area really needs is another Dot-com crash Traffic was wonderful for a while after that happened the last time. |
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Ingmar
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Yeah it was - although my commute has always been reverse (Daly City or Mt. View -> San Jose) and on 280 so I've been lucky. If I still lived in the East Bay and had to drive on 80 I'm sure I would have murdered someone by now.
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Merusk
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Congrats, Schild.
You utter fool. Evidently the rest of us haven't provided enough warning.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Yegolev
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sensor the faces.
Jeez. Oh, Paelos, fucking traffic! I'm trying to get home from pickup up my son from an after-school activity and god-damn at the out-of-state license plates. In addition to all the usual Carroll county mouthbreathers. It's six thirty because we stopped to eat halfway between Marietta and Hiram, but traffic is backed up for god-damn miles on US 120. So we get cute and try some side roads south of Lost Mountain: DO NOT DO THIS. Awful. I need to convince Al Qaeda that Paulding county is the Mecca of everything they hate, right about the time that I go out of town, so I can happily come back to a charred ruin and a cleaner gene pool. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Paelos
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One guy on my side road route back to the house has instituted what can only be described as an inflatable christmas village on his lawn. Words do not do this justice, it's probably 600 square feet of wall to wall inflatable christmas crap and lights. As you can expect, this causes people to rubberneck the hell out of the place, and in fact STOP. So now, my backup route needs a backup because of Clark Griswalds holiday palace.
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Viin
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Got married on Saturday.
Congrats! Though I assume you didn't take the advise of marrying someone that makes a lot more money than you, tsk tsk. |
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Johny Cee
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Yes other accountants are busy. We're waiting on the data for the end of 2013. Which means we have fuckall to do except projections and chair spinning.
Bastard. I was always the only guy at my office that was running around crazy in December, as I had all the clients that needed to have projections, tax planning, and deferred taxes projected before year end. |
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Sky
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5+ inches of lake effect snow today?
I'm going christmas shopping! Hopefully everyone freaking out about a little snow (when they live in a snow belt!) should keep the stores a bit more empty than usual.
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Signe
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Tomorrow is our annual xmas pizzelle making day. We're supposed to have around six inches of snow starting in the late afternoon and then the temps will plummet in the evening and become treacherously icy. Oh Cheers. If it happens, we might have to cancel or people will have to stay over and that's a fate worse than death. srsly. We make very awesome pizzelles, just like our mom did. Plenty of butter and booze. I wish I could send you all some for xmas!
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schild
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mmmmm pizzelles
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Paelos
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I had to look those up. Apparently they are waffle cookies.
My family does white chocolate and cranberry sugar cookies for Christmas.
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Signe
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mmmmm pizzelles
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I live in an Italian city, or at least it was before the homogenization of poverty. So I always get pizelles from old Italian ladies. Even we had a machine and made them when I was a kid. Everyone did.
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