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rattran
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Reply #26635 on: November 26, 2013, 04:59:56 PM

Illinois sucks in many ways. And I just drove through freezing rain and sleet through Asheville to get home.
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Reply #26636 on: November 27, 2013, 07:27:39 AM

Illinois sucks in many ways. And I just drove through freezing rain and sleet through Asheville to get home.
Lived here, have you?

Going to be cruising most o the length of the state this afternoon on the way from Chicagoland to St. Louis-land.  Have to do the semi-regular visit to my family to remind them that I still exist, or something like that.

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Reply #26637 on: November 27, 2013, 07:44:44 AM

Asheville, NC is a nice place.  I don't know how affordable it is but considering the number of artists and drum circles, there must be a low-rent section of town.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #26638 on: November 27, 2013, 02:57:49 PM

Quote from: Bob "G. Bob" Roland, Community Manager, NetDevil
"You know the worst thing about the community job is? You can't say things like 'it's amazing that somebody with that much man-dick in his mouth is still able to say such stupid things'. Instead all you can say is 'I disagree with what you said'.

Hey Binky, I disagree with what you said."

Source

Awesome - thank you for this.

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
rattran
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Reply #26639 on: November 27, 2013, 05:20:26 PM

Illinois sucks in many ways. And I just drove through freezing rain and sleet through Asheville to get home.
Lived here, have you?

Going to be cruising most o the length of the state this afternoon on the way from Chicagoland to St. Louis-land.  Have to do the semi-regular visit to my family to remind them that I still exist, or something like that.

Yeah, I'm just a bit to the left of you. I'll beep and wave when I go past to get to Costco saturday.
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Reply #26640 on: November 29, 2013, 09:35:30 AM

I had a really REALLY nice Thanksgiving again, even better than last time.  I'm glad I took up holidays again... sometimes.  I went to my sister's husband's brother's house.  It's where we all meet for Thanksgiving now days... it's my sister's house for xmas.  Everyone brought their music.  Two guitars (one an absolutely gorgeous Martin that was so pretty I wanted to wear it home), mandolin, banjo and Chapman Stick bass - don't ask)  After dinner they played for a couple of hours, mostly old American stuff because that's what one of them does for a living, and lots of Beatles songs because the two little kiddies know all the words.  As with every year, it ended with the complete rendition of Alice's Restaurant.  Arlo need not worry.  All too funny.  I always say I don't want to go but then I do and have a great time.  What's wrong with me?  (rhetorically speaking, you know)

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Reply #26641 on: November 30, 2013, 11:59:19 AM

I find people who follow pre-release games that they haven't played very disturbing.  Especially if there is an in-bred official forum for said game. I wonder what the impact on game development has been since this became a thing.

Because those people are fucking unhinged.
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Reply #26642 on: November 30, 2013, 12:05:05 PM

I find people who follow pre-release games that they haven't played very disturbing.  Especially if there is an in-bred official forum for said game. I wonder what the impact on game development has been since this became a thing.

Because those people are fucking unhinged.

Ah, so you've seen the official Hex forums
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Reply #26643 on: December 02, 2013, 02:02:23 PM

Oh laptop screen, you would decide to die the first day of a week  long convention

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Reply #26644 on: December 02, 2013, 04:27:13 PM

Oh laptop screen, you would decide to die the first day of a week  long convention

Perfect.  You now have the green light to buy a brand new laptop!

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Reply #26645 on: December 02, 2013, 04:34:14 PM

I'm quoting out a new laptop now! Either that means I'm not on any potential layoff lists in the immediate future, or someone wants to inherit my laptop.

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Reply #26646 on: December 02, 2013, 05:29:36 PM

Either that means I'm not on any potential layoff lists in the immediate future, or someone wants to inherit my laptop.
I got to do that at my last job... 6 weeks before they canned me.
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Reply #26647 on: December 03, 2013, 12:52:27 PM

I want to grab this girl I work with an shake the nonsense out of her.  She went to "fashion school" at the arts institute.  Four years for a two year degree. 

Strike one.

She's been bothering me for over a year about my webD degree; she's one of those people always talking about the stuff they're going to do instead of just doing it. One or two of the conversations, great.  A year's worth of advice, please kill me.  "Oh I just don't get math!, hehehe."

Strike two.

She's finally decided to go back to school for "web" and is in the registration process, complaining about how the new school won't take her arts institute credits.  You're kidding, right?  Didn't anyone tell you about how AI is the most expensive non-school you can attend?

Strike three.

Then I find out she's not going back for webD, she's going back for a web design and e-marketing certificate.  Not even a two-year.  A certificate that will likely cost around 20k.  WAT.  I... I... hell.

Game over, man.  Game over.
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Reply #26648 on: December 03, 2013, 01:10:30 PM

Not your problem.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #26649 on: December 03, 2013, 01:13:40 PM

Sounds like someone has a crush.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
ghost
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Reply #26650 on: December 03, 2013, 01:22:15 PM

Yep.  Buy some condoms.
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Reply #26651 on: December 03, 2013, 01:45:10 PM

Or a shovel and some lye.

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Reply #26652 on: December 03, 2013, 01:50:19 PM

You could do okay with all three, depending on what your proclivities are. 
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Reply #26653 on: December 03, 2013, 03:48:07 PM

Yep.  Buy some condoms.

 Love Letters Love Letters Love Letters

So great.
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Reply #26654 on: December 03, 2013, 07:37:36 PM

Use the condoms first.   ACK!

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Reply #26655 on: December 03, 2013, 07:52:45 PM

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Reply #26656 on: December 05, 2013, 07:50:16 AM


"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants.  He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
rattran
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Reply #26657 on: December 05, 2013, 08:13:00 AM

I heard that on the BBC while falling asleep last night, my initial reaction was  awesome, for real   Second was to wonder just how much cobalt 60 is travelling around in unmarked boxes.
ghost
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Reply #26658 on: December 05, 2013, 08:15:22 AM

Sure, it's amusing.  And more than a little bit frightening.
ghost
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Reply #26659 on: December 05, 2013, 12:13:12 PM

I've been using Rogaine for the past 3 months and all I think it has done is make my nose and ear hair grow faster.
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Reply #26660 on: December 05, 2013, 12:16:32 PM

Shave it all off, wuss.  Strike the first blow.  Show that baldness who's the boss.

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Reply #26661 on: December 05, 2013, 12:17:59 PM

I wanted to do that.  The wife was going to strike the first blow if that happened. 
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Reply #26662 on: December 05, 2013, 12:30:30 PM

Combover for a month, she'll change her mind.

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ghost
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Reply #26663 on: December 05, 2013, 12:34:26 PM

That's the thing.  I'm not that bald yet.  It's just starting to thin.  I could go probably the rest of my life and not be to combover stage. 
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Reply #26664 on: December 05, 2013, 12:50:49 PM

Denial is the first step toward becoming a combover man.

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Reply #26665 on: December 05, 2013, 01:20:16 PM

I've been using Rogaine for the past 3 months and all I think it has done is make my nose and ear hair grow faster.
Um...that stuff has better results if you use it on the top of your head. why so serious?

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Reply #26666 on: December 05, 2013, 01:24:18 PM

You should see what it's done on my balls.....  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #26667 on: December 05, 2013, 01:27:50 PM

No.

No, we really shouldn't.  I can't think why we would.  Really.  That'd be wrong.

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Reply #26668 on: December 05, 2013, 01:48:15 PM

Man, I got a hair cut a couple of weeks ago and when the barber finished up and used a mirror to show me the back of my head there was a SHINY PINK SPOT there. It was horrible. I was perfectly happy going grey at 30 but now I'm losing my hair too? It's just not right.
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Reply #26669 on: December 05, 2013, 01:54:07 PM

No.

No, we really shouldn't.  I can't think why we would.  Really.  That'd be wrong.


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