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Sjofn
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Reply #21665 on: September 26, 2012, 02:57:13 PM

Doesn't that make it impossible to roll a 1, though? Not that I'd mind that side effect.  why so serious?

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Reply #21666 on: September 26, 2012, 02:57:27 PM

Is it wrong if I ask someone to make a 50/50 roll and I get mad if they pick up a d4?

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Reply #21667 on: September 26, 2012, 03:02:22 PM

Why? You can just roll the d10 twice to get a d20. You don't need a coin. awesome, for real

Not sure if trolling.
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Reply #21668 on: September 26, 2012, 03:02:59 PM

Pretty sure. Hurt my brain nonetheless.

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Reply #21669 on: September 26, 2012, 03:10:23 PM

You can.

Roll first die, check if 1-5 or 6-10. If 1-5, second die is 1-10. If 6-10, second die is 11-20.

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Reply #21670 on: September 26, 2012, 03:16:25 PM

awesome, for real
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Reply #21671 on: September 26, 2012, 03:17:51 PM

Is it wrong if I ask someone to make a 50/50 roll and I get mad if they pick up a d4?

I think that sums up my response to that methodology.

Use the coin, jerkface.

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Reply #21672 on: September 26, 2012, 03:20:23 PM

You can.

Roll first die, check if 1-5 or 6-10. If 1-5, second die is 1-10. If 6-10, second die is 11-20.

Or you could flip a coin 5 times and reroll any 21-32 results.
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Reply #21673 on: September 26, 2012, 03:24:06 PM

ITT, we observe the difference between judgers and perceivers.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #21674 on: September 26, 2012, 05:18:59 PM

Seriously, people?   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #21675 on: September 26, 2012, 10:49:50 PM

Somebody needs to take a #3 sledge to the last page in this thread.  Maybe even a #4.

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Reply #21676 on: September 26, 2012, 11:30:03 PM

You can just roll a d100 and divide the result by 5!  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #21677 on: September 27, 2012, 12:18:48 AM

Is it wrong if I ask someone to make a 50/50 roll and I get mad if they pick up a d4?

I roll the percentage dice.  why so serious?

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Reply #21678 on: September 27, 2012, 04:51:31 AM

Nope, I understand.   The right tool for the right job.  If you're doing regular amounts of work you'll have that.  A framing hammer is worlds different from a finish or tack hammer.  Saws and axes are the same way. You wouldn't think it, but it's true.

Totally. I mean, I can use a coin flip and a d10 to simulate a d20 roll, but it just isn't the same.

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Ewww!  You guys are MARRIED!!!   ACK!

Also, that ice cream?  They don't have it in the UK, I think.  I demand that someone try it and describe it.  Use lots of adjectives and type slowly.  I have plenty of batteries.   DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

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Reply #21679 on: September 27, 2012, 05:09:05 AM

Fear and Loathing shirt on Shirt Punch today:
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Reply #21680 on: September 27, 2012, 06:23:33 AM

 awesome, for real

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Reply #21681 on: September 27, 2012, 06:35:25 AM

Just read the fucking reviews.

What's wrong with you people?  I KNOW you wrote those!!!  I recognize the words!

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Reply #21682 on: September 27, 2012, 07:06:00 AM

Somebody needs to take a #3 sledge to the last page in this thread.  Maybe even a #4.
See? This is the kind of tool ignorance I'm talking about. Those small sledges are mostly use as driving tools for other tools (wedges, spikes, etc), and are one-handers. If you want to use a sledge for a primary purpose, you're going to want to break out the 10# two-hander.
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Reply #21683 on: September 27, 2012, 07:18:24 AM

Can we talk about apples?

 Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #21684 on: September 27, 2012, 07:26:15 AM

Let's talk about Food Trucks for a second. I went to visit THIS GUY known as the Blaxican.

He's doing a soul food mexican fusion. I have a collard green smoked turkey quesadilla and loved it. He also did a BBQ rubbed fish taco thing with wasabi cole slaw. Weird but good. I like the new food truck revolution because they do like 4-5 things and they are usually pretty cool.

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Reply #21685 on: September 27, 2012, 07:45:22 AM

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Reply #21686 on: September 27, 2012, 07:46:02 AM

Let's talk about Food Trucks for a second. I went to visit THIS GUY known as the Blaxican.

He's doing a soul food mexican fusion. I have a collard green smoked turkey quesadilla and loved it. He also did a BBQ rubbed fish taco thing with wasabi cole slaw. Weird but good. I like the new food truck revolution because they do like 4-5 things and they are usually pretty cool.

Holy shit, that looks good.
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Reply #21687 on: September 27, 2012, 11:04:13 AM

We have a great food truck scene here too now, just sprung up over the last couple years for the most part. I think the Korean taco trucks are probably my favorite, but there is lots of great stuff.

http://mvblfeast.com/trucks/index.php

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Reply #21688 on: September 27, 2012, 11:09:25 AM

I'm surprised, but San Antonio actually has a good food truck selection as well.  They actually have a place rented out where all the food trucks will go and park on Friday and Saturday nights.  There will be 10-15 of them at this place and there's a play set for the kids.  It's pretty awesome. 
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Reply #21689 on: September 28, 2012, 07:26:16 AM

People have been telling me to go to the "place where all the food trucks are" and I was pretty suspicious until now.

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Reply #21690 on: September 28, 2012, 07:37:38 AM

I was too, even on my first trip to the place (I think it's called Cruisin' Kitchens  Ohhhhh, I see.).  But the food we got was damned good, gourmet level food.  And you can see them making the food right there so you can check out the quality of the cat turds they are dropping in your food.
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Reply #21691 on: September 28, 2012, 08:11:06 AM

It doesn't have a name, as far as I know, it's just "that parking lot on Howell Mill east of I-75".  Unfortunately, I pass a lot of great restaurants on the way to Suspicious Town.

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Reply #21692 on: September 28, 2012, 08:11:48 AM

I like watching the great foodtruck race on tv...
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Reply #21693 on: September 28, 2012, 04:42:16 PM

My sister's water broke about a half hour ago, I guess I'll be an aunt soon.  why so serious?

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Reply #21694 on: September 28, 2012, 05:50:25 PM

My sister's water broke about a half hour ago, I guess I'll be an aunt soon.  why so serious?

Congrats!
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Reply #21695 on: September 28, 2012, 05:54:43 PM

Oh boy.  Machine is back on, I'm back on call 24-7 and my weekends officially aren't weekends anymore.  Le sigh.
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Reply #21696 on: September 29, 2012, 03:16:56 AM

My sister's water broke about a half hour ago, I guess I'll be an aunt soon.  why so serious?

I'm an aunt and I have two aunts!  Aunts and aunting yourself is awesome.  Good luck to mom and soon to be tiny proper life form!  You can name it Signe if you like.  Or Hank.

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Reply #21697 on: September 29, 2012, 06:23:05 AM

My sister's water broke about a half hour ago, I guess I'll be an aunt soon.  why so serious?

Thats awesome.  Babies rock!

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Reply #21698 on: September 29, 2012, 11:55:32 AM

My sister's water broke about a half hour ago, I guess I'll be an aunt soon.  why so serious?

Thats awesome. Other people's babies rock!

fixed!   why so serious?



And grats!
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Reply #21699 on: September 29, 2012, 12:31:00 PM

If I asked you for Chewbacca bread, you would KNOW I meant I wanted ciabatta bread, right?  NOT Tobacco bread!  What the fuck is wrong with people??  And Mr. Spellcheck is a FuckYouTard for thinking I meant adiabatic bread which you can obviously only make when you're feeling gassy!

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