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MuffinMan
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I 'm leaving that to the interpretation of the reader.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Paelos
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Bzalthek just had to come in here and shit all over my Friday with his oddness!
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tazelbain
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He's the crazy hobo of F13.
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"Me am play gods"
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I have my own shopping cart too! And I can clean windows! You wanna pickle? I think it's a pickle. No, wait. That's my bathroom. Don't judge me!
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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ghost
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I've been a shitty sleeper since I was 16. I'm 34 now. The novelty has worn off.  I'm sure you've tried melatonin? |
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Sjofn
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Yeah, didn't help much, but thinking about it, I don't know if I tried it for very long. Maybe I should give it another whirl!
Today's complaint: Headaches! This is probably a migraine, as I have the little sparkly fairy lights on the corner of my vision, but I don't feel like I might be having an aenurysm, so at least it's not one that makes me wish I was dead.
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God Save the Horn Players
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Minvaren
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FWIW, melatonin gave me horrible "hangovers" until I tried a sublingual version.
Kava kava and valerian are also good for helping sleep along, upping calcium can help some too.
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"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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ghost
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Yeah, didn't help much, but thinking about it, I don't know if I tried it for very long. Maybe I should give it another whirl!
Today's complaint: Headaches! This is probably a migraine, as I have the little sparkly fairy lights on the corner of my vision, but I don't feel like I might be having an aenurysm, so at least it's not one that makes me wish I was dead.
Generally aneurysms come with the "this is the worst headache of my life" adjective. You're probably okay. |
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ezrast
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I have a job!
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Engels
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Grats erzast.
Sjofn, with my GF, the sparklies come first, with only dull pain, and then they subside, and the crippling pain comes.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Ironwood
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Quite.
Well done.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sjofn
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Generally aneurysms come with the "this is the worst headache of my life" adjective. You're probably okay.
Yeah, I get migraines where I feel like that on airplanes (when we descend). First time one hit, that's why I thought I was having an aneurysm! GOOD TIMES. I learned that apparently when I think I am about to die, I try to sit quietly and not bother anyone and hope the End doesn't inconvenience anyone too badly. One time one hit and I couldn't help but gasp repeatedly from the pain and Ingmar was all "SHH YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME." So now I take Imitrex about an hour before we're supposed to start the descent and I get this weird sensation where I can FEEL where the pain would be but it doesn't actually hurt. And lose my sense of taste, for some reason. Sjofn, with my GF, the sparklies come first, with only dull pain, and then they subside, and the crippling pain comes.
Yeah for whatever reason my non-plane ones just do the sparkles and the moderate pain and don't advance past that (thank goodness). The weirdest is when I get the sparkles and no pain at all. |
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ghost
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Imitrex is a godsend. It's a great medication.
That is actually a diagnostic question for aneurysms- Would you describe this as the worst headache that you've ever had?
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Sjofn
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Yeah, I know, which is why it made me think of it the first time it happened to me. I seriously have never felt anything that painful before in my life, which sort of makes me wonder how much worse an aenurysm could be.  And yes! Imitrex is totally a miracle drug.  For me, anyway. |
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Once again, the most difficult part of getting any sort of remodeling work done at your home seems to be getting people to return your phone calls.  |
-Rasix
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Once again, the most difficult part of getting any sort of remodeling work done at your home seems to be getting people to return your phone calls. Just wait until you write them a check and they don't show up to do the work! That will make these unreturned calls a fond memory. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Samwise
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I've got a remodel project that's currently stalled because nobody at the contractor's office appears capable of reading over a contract or an insurance policy. Luckily, I am fully capable of reading things, but I'm having trouble explaining to them why it's important to me that I have coverage if they make my neighbor's house collapse while they're doing foundation work on mine.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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We've got some granite counter tops that are supposed to be installed next Tuesday. However, they won't do the slight modification to one "pony wall" and so far as we can tell, NO ONE DOES THIS AT ALL. Looks like we'll be delaying the install or fucking cancelling the shit out of spite.
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Trippy
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It's probably for the best, your counter top is almost certainly radioactive  |
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Paelos
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I hate how everyone, after not stopping by my office all day long, suddenly decide to pop in one after another once I've cut a huge fart.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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You're almost better off figuring out how to do remodel stuff yourself, from what I've experienced. I've learned how to do a lot of things on my own- baseboards, drywall, wood floors, framing, etc. simply because it's goddamned impossible to even get people to show up for an estimate. And the few times that I have gotten someone to do a project it's never as good as I would like.
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Viin
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Best experience I've had with a remodel (our kitchen) was to hire a general contractor. He wrangled all of the needed folks, ordered the right sized cabinets and counter tops, got workers there on time and at the right time, and it was done in 4 days. No money up front, everything was done before we gave over a penny.
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Merusk
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I hate how everyone, after not stopping by my office all day long, suddenly decide to pop in one after another once I've cut a huge fart.
That's the best situation, though. You can look at everyone after the first and say "wtf, did they just fart in my office and walk off? |
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Furiously
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Best experience I've had with a remodel (our kitchen) was to hire a general contractor. He wrangled all of the needed folks, ordered the right sized cabinets and counter tops, got workers there on time and at the right time, and it was done in 4 days. No money up front, everything was done before we gave over a penny.
Save that man's number! (I think I might get to install some granite myself soon... Looks like the guy who came and patched my carpet wants to put some in his house.) |
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Viin
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Yeah we call him for most projects now, wish I knew him when we built our attached garage.
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Paelos
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I hate how everyone, after not stopping by my office all day long, suddenly decide to pop in one after another once I've cut a huge fart.
That's the best situation, though. You can look at everyone after the first and say "wtf, did they just fart in my office and walk off? See, I didn't think of that. Diabolical! |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Are there magnets involved? Because I don't understand how they work.
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murdoc
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It's not a good sign when I pick the tip of my finger up off the counter after a knife slips, is it?
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Paelos
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Rasix
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It's not a good sign when I pick the tip of my finger up off the counter after a knife slips, is it?
Well, at least it's YOUR finger. Ooops. Put some cold spray on it and walk it off. |
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ezrast
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It means you have a pretty good knife.
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