Murgos
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Isn't the front of your hips your dick? I'd say, it depends, then.
There is a big difference between having a nice package and a pillow shoved down the front of your pants. |
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schild
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It's also pretty simple in that pleats are crappy (the way they bunch up, move, etc) and have been out of style or more than a decade. And I don't just mean "lol, pleats are so last Fall" I mean, "pleats are so 3 generations ago."
My dad doesn't even wear pleats and he's starting to smell like pennies.
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Sir T
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Vampires are at the bottom of the heap in my opinion. Way too over done to be interesting anymore. Even werewolves are better than vampires. Zombies out do them both. Nothing is better than giant robots, though.
Vampires where ok when they were monsters and not teenagers. |
Hic sunt dracones.
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Signe
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Vampires are at the bottom of the heap in my opinion. Way too over done to be interesting anymore. Even werewolves are better than vampires. Zombies out do them both. Nothing is better than giant robots, though.
Vampires where ok when they were monsters and not teenagers. Yes, this. |
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Merusk
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When you're raising one you realize there's little difference between the two.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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rattran
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When you're raising one you realize there's little difference between the two.
If you're raising them, surely they're zombies. |
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Cyrrex
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I hate to point out the obvious BS, but all the comments were posted on the same day. Like two days ago. |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Rasix
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Some of the user names are  |
-Rasix
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RhyssaFireheart
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Oh yeah, got an interview set up for Monday afternoon. About time something started happening in this job search.
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Yegolev
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Awesome. Must be something out there because we are starting to see people resign around here. Sssshhh!  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Viin
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Funny, I'm faxing in my signed offer letter for a new job in about 30 minutes!
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RhyssaFireheart
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Funny, I'm faxing in my signed offer letter for a new job in about 30 minutes!
Congrats! |
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Viin
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Funny, I'm faxing in my signed offer letter for a new job in about 30 minutes!
Congrats! Thanks, though it's a bit scary. Been with this well known internet brand for 10 years and now I'm gonna go work for a company that will take several minutes to explain what they do! Ah well, time to grow a little. |
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Yegolev
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Congratulations. I was also scared about changing companies after ten years, and my job was identical. Good luck. Change is good.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Yegolev
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I am invited to a fake prom in April and I plan to wear a tux. My main concern is whether to match, mismatch, or slightly-mismatch the tophat. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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A fake prom ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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A fake prom ?
An orchestra miming to playback of classical music in an informal setting. |
The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Yegolev
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A fake prom ?
Old people pretending to be young, I believe. I intend to make a mockery of the proceedings. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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NowhereMan
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In that case I think you definitely need a mismatching top hat and also a flava flav clock. If anyone calls you on it refer to it as an ornamental pocket watch. I'd say go for the orange dinner jacket and trousers, green hat and make sure to wear regular black dress shoes.
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Yegolev
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also a flava flav clock
This is tempting enough that I am considering abandoning the Dumb & Dumber theme. Maybe I can enter to "Bring the Noise". But that would destroy my theme! Orange tux with yellow top hat, or orange top hat, or blue? |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ingmar
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Righ
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Remaking Cliffhanger? Remaking Arthur!? With Russell Brand?  Russell Brand will be stepping into the role that Dudley Moore made famous.
Oh, that Arthur. It makes marginally more sense now. THE NEVERENDING STORY
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schild
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Opiates are fucking great.
BTW I'm sick.
But feel AMAZING.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Opiates are fucking great.
BTW I'm sick.
But feel AMAZING.
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Signe
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It looks like the hookah smoking caterpillar has given him the call or something.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Lantyssa
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But feel AMAZING.
My two months on vicodin are a blur, however that is how I would describe them. Other than the crippling pain which accompanied them. The next bone I break better be something in a less pain-sensitive area. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Cyrrex
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I somehow managed to get out the door this morning with black plants and brown shoes. Gods damnit! Now I have to go around all day hiding my feet, which will be difficult when they're in plain sight.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Nebu
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I somehow managed to get out the door this morning with black plants and brown shoes. Gods damnit! Now I have to go around all day hiding my feet, which will be difficult when they're in plain sight.
Just wear them proudly. Perhaps your bold statement will brand you a trend-setter! |
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NowhereMan
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That reminds me, a couple of weeks ago I went to visit a friend and was wearing black shoes. In a moment totally lacking foresight I had packed a pair of white socks.
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Cyrrex
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I always personally thought that black athletic shoes look stupid with black socks. I guess I'm a white sock purist when it comes to athletic shoes. But then again, I'm the asshole wearing brown shoes with black pants today.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Sky
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What color is your belt? If it matches the shoes, you're fine. However, if you're wearing white socks...you're on your own.
We took out the dying maple from my backyard, got about a face cord of good wood out of it. Neighbor wanted to bring over his hydraulic splitter, I kicked him out of the yard. It was around 45º and sunny saturday, I put on some flamenco guitar music and spent an hour splitting wood with my maul.
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Cyrrex
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What color is your belt? If it matches the shoes, you're fine. However, if you're wearing white socks...you're on your own.
I actually have a reversible belt...it's currently black, but I could make it brown in a jiffy. Though I'm unsure if that solves the fashion problem, or simply doubles down on the dorkiness. Oh, and we're talking dress shoes, so of course the socks aren't white. |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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