Useless Conversation

[Yegolev]

Well, sad story, I watched the end of The Longest Yard last night and found nary a Courtney.  Only Sandler, Nelly and Reynolds.  I don't know which movie but I was thinking of this.

In worse news, I tried to watch Ultraviolet last night.  It was like an incredibly long and boring YTMND featuring Milla Jovovich.

[Rasix]

In worse news, I tried to watch Ultraviolet last night.  It was like an incredibly long and boring YTMND featuring Milla Jovovich.

Amazingly bad movie. I can't remember if I subjected anyone to seeing that (due to Equilibrium, it was something I had to see, just not in theatres).  I would feel guilty if I did.

[Llava]

I tried to watch that with a friend.

He called it in the first few seconds, but I was stubborn and wanted to give it a try.  Then there was some sort of subway scene with horrendous acting, I turned to him and said, "This is a bad movie, Mike."  We shut it off and probably watched Justice League or something.

[Signe]

I hate the sound of these words, even though I'm sometimes forced to use them:

equilibrium
sausage
lube
pork
flubber (and most other ubber words)
ooze
pimple

I'm only reminded because, for some horrible reason, I've seen several of them in the last hour.  I really do have a list of words I hate to hear.  B is my least favourite letter.  I know some will be tempted to try and use all these words in a sentence just to bother me.  Please don't! 

[Lantyssa]

That's like leaving a juicy steak on a chair then as you leave the room you tell your dog not to eat it.

Sentences containing all these popped into my head at the mere suggestion not to!  I'll be nice though.

[Samwise]

Galoshes!

[Sky]

Shitstain cuntroaches!

[Furiously]

Moist.

[Oban]

...

Mohists believed in the heavens as a divine force (Tian), which knew the immoral acts of man and punished them, encouraging moral righteousness. Their belief in spirits was at best vague, but they were wary of some of the more atheistic thinkers of the time, such as Han Fei Zi. They polemicized against elaborate funeral ceremonies and other wasteful rituals, and called for austerity in life and in governance. Mohists also saw music and dance as forms of extravagance, which wasted resources that could be used to feed, house and protect the people.

...

[Signe]

Are you threatening me?

[Samwise]

Gazeeebo.

[Sky]

Endoplasmic reticulum.

Dude...that's totally endoplasmic! Ok, new word. Though I'm not ready to retire splendid yet, it's just too splendid.

[Oban]

Splenda is way better than Nutrasweet in hot drinks.

[Strazos]

Actual sugar is tastier than both. 

[Righ]

Steve Albini uses and endorses brown sugar.

[Sky]

I've been using honey or maple syrup for a sugar replacement lately. I had low blood sugar last week so I chugged some maple syrup. I love maple syrup, my grandfather knew a bunch of people who made it so we always had a lot.

Buddy, you sure like sugar, don't you?
Is there sugar in maple syrup?
Yes.
Then YES!

[Merusk]

Installing Crown Moulding and Chair Rail is a bitch.  It seems simple enough until you actually start.

Fuckers.

I will share hints & pictures if anyone else ever decides to subject themselves to this hell of home improvement.

[Sky]

I did chair rails when I was in my teens, we went nuts with some lathwood my stepfather got from a destruction site. Chair rails + half lath walls. It got old after the first wall, but it looked splendid. I'd be interested in the story, crown molding (and in particular the molding jigs to make my own) is something I'll be getting into in a couple years.

[Cheddar]

I logged into myspace today to see what birthdays were coming up and had like 10 porn ads hit my inbox.  I hate myspace and wish it would die.

[Sky]

I, too, wish myspace would die.

Then the library wouldn't be all thugged out after 3pm.

And by thugs I mean middle-class white kid wannabes and the black kids who fuck them or smoke their pot.

[Yegolev]

But my myspace page is hilarious.

[Cheddar]

In preparation for my imminent return to Everquest 2 I have updated my avatard and sig.  Fear my eliteness!

[Merusk]

I did chair rails when I was in my teens, we went nuts with some lathwood my stepfather got from a destruction site. Chair rails + half lath walls. It got old after the first wall, but it looked splendid. I'd be interested in the story, crown molding (and in particular the molding jigs to make my own) is something I'll be getting into in a couple years.

Jigs are a LOT farther than I went (store-bought MDF ftw) but I'll put it together after Easter.  Still have to finish painting and do the last bit of crown, which needs to wait until Friday what with the wife working evenings.  Lone dad + 2 under-10 kids + circular saw = "umm.. no."

[Sky]

I'm hoping to get a small collection of jigs and bits to make a variety of moldings, frames and whatnot. It might be a bit more expensive upfront, but I think over the years being able to crank out custom finish work from cheap stock will be worth it.

This of course assumes I ever get a house with room for a woodshop, and have enough money left over to buy tools...

[Yegolev]

Get the tools first, build your own workshop.

[Sky]

[voodoolily]

In preparation for my imminent return to Everquest 2 I have updated my avatard and sig.  Fear my eliteness!

Why don't you back that ass up and play with my husband. He's gonna hit 30 today! Squee!

[voodoolily]

[voodoolily]

Well they may have missed the planes but it looks like Spiderman and his sidekick the Webmaster are finally back in Gotham and ready to kick some terrorist ass.

[schild]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Spiderman is being attacked!

[voodoolily]

Is Spiderman wearing a codpiece, or does he just have a huge dick.

[Strazos]

That's definitely a cup.

[Signe]

It looks nice.  More men should wear cups and spandex.

[voodoolily]

except you can see his panty lines in that getup.

[Cheddar]

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I hate your fucking avatard.  Change ASAP.  I will be loading up EQ2 tomorrow night, assuming I can find a digital download for it (I am lazy).