Useless Conversation

[Righ]

You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

[Lantyssa]

Did a phone conversation occur?  If not then technically hearing wasn't involved...

[Signe]

I forgive him.  He brought home chicken.   

[Trippy]

Are you sure it's him? Maybe they replaced him with somebody who looks just like him.

[Murgos]

Popeye's?  KFC?  Or, Churches?

If it's Popeye's then go ahead and forgive him.  If it's KFC then I think it's allowable for you to hold a grudge.  If it's Churches make him sleep on the couch for a few days to learn him.

[Strazos]

What about something like Boston Market?

[Signe]

No, just KFC.  I don't think there's a Popeyes around here and I've never even heard of Churches.  I usually cook and almost always make my own chicken so when ever I don't have to, it's a treat.

[Lantyssa]

Mmmm, Popeye's.  I'm hungry now (and really shouldn't eat Popeye's anyways).  :-(

[Signe]

Mmmm, Popeye's.  I'm hungry now (and really shouldn't eat Popeye's anyways).  :-(

Me either, really.  Take away fried chicken isn't very healthy but we don't get take away very often.  Actually, my fried chicken isn't very healthy either, but I do break down and make it now and then.  I suppose I make myself feel a little better by limiting it to chicken titties only, no dark meat, but still....  (yes, I realise I'm just deluding myself) To tell you the truth, I prefer nice Italian slow baked chicken with tons of onions, spiced with rosemary and paprika the way my mother used to make it.  Still rather fattening but a wee bit healthier.  I wish I could figure out how to make her cacciatore sauce, too, but I just can't seem to get it right.   

[Yegolev]

Do you mean that you cook your own chicken, or that you make the chicken?  I'm hoping it's the second one and that you have a laboratory.

[Signe]

Once, in school, I made a dead frog's legs twitch.  It was a magical moment.

[Lantyssa]

Oh yeah, THAT helped make me less hungry...

(And I mean the chicken is really unhealthy for me, 'cause it's coated in flour.  And their biscuits.  Yum!  All poison, but so worth it until an hour an a half later when I curl up in a fetal position.)

[Signe]

I think I only eat girl chickens.  They don't have any biscuits. 

I'm not sure what the bloody hell I'm talking about.   

[Lantyssa]

I think I only eat girl chickens.  They don't have any biscuits. 

I'm not sure what the bloody hell I'm talking about.   

Totally.  I prefer it that way.

Popeye's meals come with biscuits.  Fresh ones are awesome Splenda.  Except for that whole making me sick thing.  But they're great until then!

[Signe]

Yes.  Righ just explained to me what you meant.  D'oh!  I think I secretly knew about the biscuits.  What bready thingys do to you, too much milk does to me.  I know you're not exaggerating about the fetal position.   

[Oban]

Once a year I forget that <kfc/popeye's/church's> makes me wish that I could remove my lower intestines.

[Strazos]

McDonald's milkshakes...ugh.

I find that if you keep subjecting yourself to stuff like this, eventually the results of eating stuff that doesn't agree with your GI tract eventually disappear. It's magic.

[Nevermore]

I think I only eat girl chickens.  They don't have any biscuits. 

I'm not sure what the bloody hell I'm talking about.   

Jennifer Garner calls her breasts 'biscuits'.  I have no idea why.

[Oban]

Dolphins are strange like that.

[Signe]

My sister recently had back surgery.  She's in a brace for a few more weeks and can't do much.  She can't even be in a car, let alone drive.  She can't do housework or slave over a hot stove.  I bought her comfy stuff, like a seat for the shower (she can't bend at all) and made her some gingerbread.  Her husband's mother, who is a dreadful cook, made her some potato soup.  After cooking the potatoes and onions to smushiness, loading in the butter and cream, she tops it off with dumplings.  She calls it "hearty."  No one can figure out why the "soup" is bright orange.  As usual, it is accidentally left out overnight.  OhSnap. 

[Strazos]

No one can figure out why the "soup" is bright orange.  As usual, it is accidentally left out overnight.  OhSnap. 

Oh Signe, bringing the lawlz.

[Ironwood]

Personally, My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

Whereapon I chase them with a stick.

[Oban]

[Yegolev]

Oban wins.





I have not been drinking at lunch.  Not more than four beers.

[Strazos]

Samuel Adams?

[Righ]

I just thought you'd all like to know that after 4 years, and every dime that the company has, the Santa Cruz Operation has finally revealed what it is that they are suing IBM for stealing from Unix by using Linux. 326 lines of comments and #defines in header files. That IBM didn't introduce into the kernel. That in fact SCO did. Under a GPL agreement. Brilliant.

[Miasma]

That's unbelievable, it should be a crime to abuse the courts like that, what a massive waste of time.  If the losers had to pay the legal costs of the winners in these civil suits there would be far less of this nonsense.

[Strazos]

Agreed. What a load of crap.

Thanks for the link, it was very interesting to read parts of it.

Seriously, what a bunch of tools.

[Oban]

You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

I keep seeing that quote and my mind wanders to the BBC production of House of Cards, which was quite splenda.

[Yegolev]

I think I'm officially switching to red wine.  Beer is abusive to my body now.  Can't explain it, I just know it's not good.

[Signe]

Beer makes men hoppy.   

[Yegolev]

In other news: geography is balls.  Who cares?  I have plenty to worry about that is within my visual range.

[voodoolily]

Does anyone besides me watch Dirt? It's great. It's The Shield for girls. Courtney Cox is still hot.

I'm listening to old Jackson 5 and missing the black Michael Jackson. "Who's Lovin' You" still gets me right here. /points at sternum

Wine is better for you. Antioxidants and whatnot. And goes better with pills than beer. Bourbon is better yet, but that's just obvious.

[Yegolev]

I was not aware Dirt was still on.  Is Courtney hot enough, I wonder?  Are we talking Friends hot or that prison football movie hot?

[voodoolily]

She is "uses a vibrator a lot and is a major ball breaker hot". Is that how she was in the football movie?