Oz
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A law degree is almost worth the effort just to have a get-out-of-jury-service-free card. I find my Philosphy degree also works wonders for this. No lawyer wants some smart ass holding up the deliberation b/c he's arguing the subjectivity of the moral code upon which modern laws are based. |
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Hindenburg
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Wut? It's in times like those that the lawyer should crack out the Voltaire quotes  |
"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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Lantyssa
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Almost anyone who speaks up and expresses an opinion during the selection is likely to get booted.
For example, the prosecution likely did not want me on the jury when I suggested the State had no compelling interest in stopping prostitution. I'm sure the defense would have loved me. As long as you're a serious threat to one side's position, you'll be kicked. So have an opinion, and be willing to share it!
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Endie
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Wut? It's in times like those that the lawyer should crack out the Voltaire quotes The philosopher might answer "Il vaut mieux hasarder de sauver un coupable que de condamner un innocent." Not going to work on the defence lawyer, though. |
My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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FatuousTwat
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Broke down and bought a few xmas lights with the money from selling my old pickup. Gemmy rules! I got a couple strings and one icicle string. Video of the icicles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmUQOojG6QU They've got RGB LEDs on a 5-minute program loop, very cool. Makes the other lights look so dated. My neighbor with all the crazy holiday displays turned me onto the Gemmy stuff. Our end of the block is friggin splendid! Funny story. There used to be a huge Christmas display every year in at a house in my town. Turns out the woman who put it up was the accountant for the local fire department and had been embezzling from it for almost a decade. Hope she dies in a car fire. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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schild
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I have gotten a total of 4 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours. My posts are going to be completely incomprehensible today. Deal with it.
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schild
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I have gotten a total of 4 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours. My posts are going to be completely incomprehensible today. Deal with it.
in b4 "lol that's something new? in b4 "you mean liek every day hahahaha i'm funny on the interwabs" in b4 "lol obvious joke" jerks |
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Nonentity
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I have gotten a total of 4 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours. My posts are going to be completely incomprehensible today. Deal with it.
in b4 "lol that's something new? in b4 "you mean liek every day hahahaha i'm funny on the interwabs" in b4 "lol obvious joke" jerks That leaves me with... 4chan memes. Ballin'? |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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schild
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Pool's Closed due to blackula.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Yup. Means this:   What the fuck kind of lame ride is that? Where's the tractor and hay cart? Goddamned kids. |
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NowhereMan
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I have gotten a total of 4 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours. My posts are going to be completely incomprehensible today. Deal with it.
in b4 "lol that's something new? in b4 "you mean liek every day hahahaha i'm funny on the interwabs" in b4 "lol obvious joke" jerks Yeah I missed the memo where we became another 4 chan image board. |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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schild
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Oh, that happened when Fox said "Epic Lulz." In fact, the whole internet became a 4chan meme when that happened. Inevitable really, it was going to be them or their unholy father, SA.
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Draegan
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Lantyssa
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"Where do I go to search for stuff?"
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Oban
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Awesome. Now the problem is, the only person I would use this on could fire. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Draegan
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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The fact that the first entry on that search is a link to a posting about how to find FURRY COMICS, I fear for the Internetz. |
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Draegan
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So I happen to be watching the half time show of the Detroit Lions game and I believe it's Paul McCartney's son singing? I think I found something more terrible than the Detroit Lions.
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Signe
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Pennilenko
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What is this? THat is the infamous techno viking...... |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Viin
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JWIV
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TECHNO VIKING WILL GUIDE YOU IF LOST OBEY THE PHAT BEATS |
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Cheddar
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What is this? THat is the infamous techno viking...... I am awestruck. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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schild
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You're also about 5 years behind the times.
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Cheddar
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You're also about 5 years behind the times.
Correct. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Miasma
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I don't know what that was but I had to watch it.
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FatuousTwat
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Know what will really blow your mind? The shirt hanging out of his back pocket? This. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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It's really foggy here this morning. Icy and foggy. If it wasn't 8am and I wasn't still in my dressing gown & jammies I'd get off my arse and go and photograph it. But it is and I am and my girlfriend has just made tea and toast.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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schild
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CAN THE WORLD PLEASE GET BACK TO CURING THE COMMON FUCKING COLD. GAH.
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schild
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New Get Rich Quick Plan: Come up with Homeopathic drugs to sell in CVS to people who don't know whether they have the cold, flu, mono, or some sort of horrible stomach infection.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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I think the entire homeopathy scam industry has beaten you to that one mate  Saw a robin in the garden this morning, then watched Wizard of Oz whilst my gf put up the christmas tree and decorated it, then went for a walk in the frost. It feels like christmas all of a sudden |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Grimwell
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Techno Viking is still awesome. You don't even need to watch it all to enjoy it.
I shot things this week. It felt good.
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Signe
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I shot things this week. It felt good.
Terrorists or something? Bunnies? What did you murder? |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Oban
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Techno Viking is still awesome. You don't even need to watch it all to enjoy it.
I shot things this week. It felt good.
What type of blackberry do you use and how was the in-building cell coverage in Mumbai? |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Grimwell
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Paper targets, at the range used for the LA Olympics way back when.
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