Useless Conversation

[Yegolev]

Scotch is awesome.

[Oban]

Scotch is awesome, yes.

A Mojito made with Havana Club Seven is awesome as well.

[Lantyssa]

http://www.iwanexstudio.com/ click Portfolio.  I know we all probably know how excessive airbrushing is, but it's always neat to see the before/after of celebs. 

Thank you.  You just boosted my self-esteem by a significant amount.

Also, why do they hate freckles!?!

Spiders are awesome.

I love spiders.  If it's not a recluse or widow, it's welcome in my home.  I'll play with jumping spiders if they'll let me.  My roommate, unfortunately, flies into a berserker rage at the sight of them.  I've had to body-tackle him to save spiders before, so if they're in the main living areas I'll move them to the spare room or a hidden corner.

My left hand is all stitched and wrapped up in gauze.  It's very hard to type with one hand.  I wish I knew how you boys have been doing it for such a long time.  I guess people with dicks are persistent when it comes to their dicks.

Get better soon.  I hope they gave you good happy pills.

[rattran]

Freckles are great. Anyone who hates freckles is obviously insane.

[voodoolily]

I love freckles. Mine have faded a lot since adulthood, but sometimes I use a toothpick and self-tanner to touch them up.

[voodoolily]

My left hand is all stitched and wrapped up in gauze.  It's very hard to type with one hand.  I wish I knew how you boys have been doing it for such a long time.  I guess people with dicks are persistent when it comes to their dicks.

Pills + booze = 

I hope your hand gets better soon! I'm sending huggy vibes to it right now.

[Signe]

It was minor surgery and only took about 20 minutes or so.  I was sedated but not asleep and a little pissed off that they wouldn't put it on the tv to let me watch.  It would have been trivial for them to do that!  In any case, I can move my thumb again without it getting stuck or making clicking noises.  I'm surprised at how less stressy I am.  I guess constantly waiting for my thumb to get stuck and shoot pain through the joint because I accidentally moved it funny was making me nuts.  I'm sorry if I accidentally drove anyone here to scream or if I hurt anyone's feelings. 

I have Vicodin.  It has taken me a very long time to type this all drugged up with one hand but it was also strangely fun.  Thanks for the good wishes.

I like freckles, too.  I had some on my nose when I was little but they left.

[Cheddar]

Get well soon!   

[Sky]

Yay, Signe's thumb is fixed! Here's a Fonz. AYYYY!



I don't tan, I freckle.

[Lantyssa]

I have Vicodin.  It has taken me a very long time to type this all drugged up with one hand but it was also strangely fun.  Thanks for the good wishes.

Yay, a vicodin buddy!  Let's pop pills together!

I haven't tried the pills + booze = , yet.  I did take two at once, 'cause I took one without thinking, then realized after the second I had just done that.  That was pretty... mellow.

[Yegolev]

My experience with booze + pills is mostly just methocarbamol + red wine, but that was very .

[Sky]

I rarely got into pills + booze in the day because I was a fan of uppers. Our morning joint was always accompanied by a pot of double-strength joe. But not too many uppers, meth musicians were annoying as fuck. Trick to make parties with annoying cokers/methers more fun: get the most obnoxious ones in the same room, then get them started on a topic they get worked up about. Slowly filter out of the room and close the door. Keeps parties enjoyable for hours.

[voodoolily]

I have Vicodin.  It has taken me a very long time to type this all drugged up with one hand but it was also strangely fun.  Thanks for the good wishes.

Yay, a vicodin buddy!  Let's pop pills together!

I haven't tried the pills + booze = , yet.  I did take two at once, 'cause I took one without thinking, then realized after the second I had just done that.  That was pretty... mellow.

If you take one with a glass of wine you go through your pills much more slowly.

[Oban]

I am stuck watching The View and have to say that Sarah Silverman is super hot. 

If she was wearing glasses I would... um... nevermind.

Edit:  Holy shit, Gretchen Mol is so hot.  Maybe I will watch this show every day.

[Murgos]

In other news, Comcast is a fucking fuck of a company.

I don't get HDMI connections from the DVR box to my TV unless I pony up from the regular HD & DVR service to the 'Premium TIVO' package?  Really?

[Evildrider]

I am stuck watching The View and have to say that Sarah Silverman is super hot. 

If she was wearing glasses I would... um... nevermind.

Edit:  Holy shit, Gretchen Mol is so hot.  Maybe I will watch this show every day.

I don't care if there are hot women as guests on the show.. You lose your mancard for watching The View.

[schild]

I couldn't even come up with a response to watching The View.

[Oban]

My excuse, the wife of my boss wanted to watch the show.

But  ...



and

[Yegolev]

I would make Sarah Silverman ...


Nevermind.

It is true that jewish girls eventually turn into old jewish women, so Silverman's clock is ticking.

[voodoolily]

You lose your mancard for watching The View.

 I'm a woman, and even I would be ashamed to watch The View.

[Oban]

I'm a woman, and even I would be ashamed to watch The View.

Like, I know, right!

[Yegolev]

My Dad had to have back surgery at one point. He was laid up on the couch for at least a month and he watched enough daytime TV to declare that it was all addictive bullshit. So, if a mechanic with black fingernails can get hooked on The Young and The Restless, do not feel bad for watching hot women on The View.

[Salamok]

My excuse, the wife of my boss wanted to watch the show.

lol I used to share an office with the owners wife and had to watch opera every day.

[Yegolev]

I looked at the pen that the bartender left for me and I was like "The fuck is 'dy'? Then I flipped the pen over and saw it was really the HP logo, and I figured I should go back to work.

Drink Coke!

[Evildrider]

My excuse, the wife of my boss wanted to watch the show.

Remember suicide is always an option.   

[voodoolily]

Suicide is painless.

[Signe]

Now that song is stuck in my head.  Le sigh.  I wish my brain wasn't so easily manipulated.

[WayAbvPar]

I am stuck watching The View and have to say that Sarah Silverman is super hot. 

If she was wearing glasses I would... um... nevermind.

Edit:  Holy shit, Gretchen Mol is so hot.  Maybe I will watch this show every day.

If Gretchen Mol and Sarah Silverman were having sex on Elisabeth's Hasselbeck's lifeless corpse, I MIGHT tune in for a few minutes. But there is no chance I wouldn't have it muted.

[Oban]

Necrophilia is illegal in some States you sick fuck.

[Sky]

On, not with. I don't think that's technically illegal. Disturbing a crime scene, possibly.

[Merusk]

Abuse of a corpse.  But that's not in all states, either.

Fuck, you can legally steal a corpse in lots of states, so long as you leave the items they were buried with.  Take those and they get you for petty theft or larcony, depending on the value.

Hrm.  I read too much.

[MrHat]

Car repair place just quoted me $2500 to fix 'everything wrong'.  So I'm going to go put some ghetto used tires on it, get the front brakes replaced for like $800 bucks and start shopping for a new car.

27, single, and make good money, I like to drive hard and fast but can't drive a manual.

Recommendations?

[WayAbvPar]

Wait 6 months- a year and buy a 2009 or 2010 hybrid or electric. Driving fast and hard will get less and less interesting as you mature, but gas ain't getting any cheaper.

[Cyrrex]

I was also going to chip in and say "man-up and learn to drive a stick, you woman!", but I can see how that wouldn't be helpful.

Are you looking to go green, or do you really want something fast?  How much you wanna spend?

[Oban]

Acura, TL or TSX, if you want something cheap.