Engels
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IW is a Portland hippie. Here's a recent picture of him and hit hawt wife.  |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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schild
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Schild just offered to swallow me.
Truly, it's an interesting Birthday.
Actually, I implied that I'd been trying (and succeeded at least once) and found a way to make it easier. |
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Oban
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TMI
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Ironwood
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Schild just offered to swallow me.
Truly, it's an interesting Birthday.
Actually, I implied that I'd been trying (and succeeded at least once) and found a way to make it easier. Well, share it with the wife and I'll call it even. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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I have no idea what just happened.
I will totally drown my confusion on Old Chubb Scottish Style Ale in light of recent revelations.
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Engels
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Old Chubb Scottish
I think this might be schild's nickname for IW |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Well played sir.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Lantyssa
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Happy birthday.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Oban
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Happy birthday. Kawaii!!! |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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that photo looks shopped
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Trippy
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Fucking monopolies. I didn't know until today that Verizon can only offer FiOS in areas where they offer local phone service.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Disgusting school lunches with abbreves (so you can make trading cards?). A Harrisonburg, VA school system thought it was a good idea to put photos of their school lunches on their website. But what they didn’t realize is that the food they were taking pictures of was a collection of the most unappetizing piles of garbage you wouldn’t feed to a dying hamster.  As you can see, the corn dog is such a complete nutritional package that it needs no sides.
Well, what he says about corn dogs is true.
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Cheddar
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Noob Sauce
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Fucking monopolies. I didn't know until today that Verizon can only offer FiOS in areas where they offer local phone service.
100% not true. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Trippy
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Fucking monopolies. I didn't know until today that Verizon can only offer FiOS in areas where they offer local phone service.
100% not true. That's what the woman on the phone told me. Verizon doesn't offer local phone service on my street so she said I can't get FiOS there. |
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Cheddar
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Fucking monopolies. I didn't know until today that Verizon can only offer FiOS in areas where they offer local phone service.
100% not true. That's what the woman on the phone told me. Verizon doesn't offer local phone service on my street so she said I can't get FiOS there. There are a myriad of variables, but that is 100% bogus. FYI, add FiOS to the dictionary, kkthx. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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schild
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That's what the people here say too, Cheddar.
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Trippy
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Dictionary still broken  |
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schild
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I've never ever used the on-site spellcheck. Firefox has it built in now anyway.
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Cheddar
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That's what the people here say too, Cheddar.
I bow to the internet. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Nevermore
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Is there anything more crass that talking on a cellphone while taking a dump in a public restroom?  |
Over and out.
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Merusk
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I get that here all the time. well Urinals, really, but I've seen the crapper thing once or twice as well. Salespeople are douchebags by their very nature. I make sure to ge the flush in while they're mid-sentence.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Lantyssa
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Is there anything more crass that talking on a cellphone while taking a dump in a public restroom? Not really. Try being in a college environment. Can't separate the women from their phones. Ever. Though really it is the technological extention of going to the restroom in groups. Next they will be on a party line in the public restroom. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Nevermore
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I am in a college environment. This just happened in one of the public restrooms on campus.
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Over and out.
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I'll text on the toilet, and of course play DS on the toilet (muted), but I really can do without the harassment of a phone call while I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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I am in a college environment. This just happened in one of the public restrooms on campus.
Ah. 'nuff said. Two more days of a mostly student-free environs. *sigh* |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Brogarn
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I saw my boss at the urinal the other day with his dick in one hand while texting on his Blackberry with the other. I guess it shouldn't surprise me considering I was once driving behind him while he was on his motorcycle and saw him grab his Blackberry and start texting. Ya, he's an asshole. I sent that youtube video of the guy in India texting on his motorcycle. He thought it was awesome.
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Yegolev
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I was pissing today and could hear the tiny tic-tac of someone texting in one of the stalls. We are all so dedicated.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nevermore
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I am in a college environment. This just happened in one of the public restrooms on campus.
Ah. 'nuff said. Two more days of a mostly student-free environs. *sigh* Our 'opening day' is today, though the early move-ins started last weekend. Fay didn't help. |
Over and out.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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I was pissing today and could hear the tiny tic-tac of someone texting in one of the stalls. We are all so dedicated.
Last week, I saw a guy at a stall with his johnson in his left hand and his blackberry in his right. |
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Oban
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Last week, I saw a guy at a stall with his johnson in his left hand and his blackberry in his right.
You should have told me that you work on Capital Hill, we could do lunch. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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I'm 20 mins.
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Brogarn
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Last week, I saw a guy at a stall with his johnson in his left hand and his blackberry in his right.
Sort of like my boss in my post above?  |
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Engels
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what are all you perves doing looking into stalls anyway  |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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