Cim
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I've said Bah Humbug 42 times this Christmas. Which beats my previous record of 39.
Go me!
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Theres a place on your face that can save the human race, its called a smile, the positivity that it creates takes awhile, but the grin will turn an inch into a mile.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I CAN NOT FIGURE OUT FINGER TIP BANDAGES! I AM BLEEDING TO DEATH. BUGGERFUCKBUGGERBUGGERBUGGERYBUGGER!!!!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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What's in the box? I CAN'T READDDDD!
Bacon. Awesome. |
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geldonyetich2
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I CAN NOT FIGURE OUT FINGER TIP BANDAGES! I AM BLEEDING TO DEATH. BUGGERFUCKBUGGERBUGGERBUGGERYBUGGER!!!! "Here lies Signe. F13 patron. Bled to death through the fingers, of course." |
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Cim
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I want new potato salad.
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Theres a place on your face that can save the human race, its called a smile, the positivity that it creates takes awhile, but the grin will turn an inch into a mile.
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schild
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I want new potato salad.
You sir, are a sneaky, investigative little prinny. |
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Cim
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You know it!
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Theres a place on your face that can save the human race, its called a smile, the positivity that it creates takes awhile, but the grin will turn an inch into a mile.
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Yegolev
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I work with a number of Indian guys here. They are the most un-gay men I have ever known. Metro perhaps, but definately not gay.
See, I had thought the same thing but currently I'm not sure. Most of them appear un-gay, but there are some which are incredibly flaming... but I'm still not sure. It's all the mostly-normal-but-has-one-or-two-affectations guys that make me doubt the whole thing. It doesn't help that they only stick around long enough to learn what they were originally hired to do before leaving for a better job somewhere else, so I can't/won't get to know them. I hope this doesn't make me homo-racist. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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Next year for Hannukah, I want to save up for one of these:  |
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Cim
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What is it?  (I don't have a Prinny for this one! ;_;) |
Theres a place on your face that can save the human race, its called a smile, the positivity that it creates takes awhile, but the grin will turn an inch into a mile.
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schild
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It's the new Taito Vewlix HD arcade cab. It's used for Battle Fantasia and a version of it (supposed) is used for Lord of Vermillion. No doubt, Street Fighter IV will use it also.
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Cim
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Looks fancy!
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Theres a place on your face that can save the human race, its called a smile, the positivity that it creates takes awhile, but the grin will turn an inch into a mile.
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Signe
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Muse.
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That's because Schildy is a fancy man.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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geldonyetich2
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Hopefully they'll solve the short-circuiting problem.  |
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Signe
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If we ever start having f13 sing-alongs, I think Lesion should lead them. He's a natural.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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stray
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Anyone in L.A. need a roommate? Figured I'd try. |
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Yegolev
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I need a live-in servant. You need to get out of Cali anyway.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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I bet Stray would look adorable in one of those French maid outfits.  Well, better than that, obviously. But still... very cute! |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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Oh Jesus, My Brain, I sprained it....  |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yegolev
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I suppose I should thank you for curing my french maid fetish.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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stray
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has an iMac.
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I'm pretty damn scary in drag actually. Amazon from Hell.
Oh, and I'm not in Cali -- I need to get to Cali.
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Yegolev
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Texas? Whatever. You need to leave wherever it is that you are.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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People here are way too edumacated. The only thing all those degrees get you is resented. No one likes a smart arsed doctor of something or other. Also, when you're wrong about something, the rest of us laugh at you. Stay out of the military, too. You make the rest of us feel unpatriotic for hating you so much.
And people who are too pretty should just die.
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Ironwood
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I'm fucked all ways then.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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schild
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I'm fucked all ways then. No, you've also got being a total prick going for you. ^_^ |
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lamaros
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And people who are too pretty should just die.
Including Mr Vodka? |
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Signe
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Do you mean Absolut Hunk? No, no, he can stay.  |
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lamaros
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Do you mean Absolut Hunk? No, no, he can stay. I think Mr Vodka makes him sound more dignified. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Do you mean Absolut Hunk? No, no, he can stay. I think Mr Vodka makes him sound more dignified. So....don't call him ol' bottlecock? |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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There is no goddamn way God intended for it to be 29 degrees and yet not be goddamned snowing. The humidity is 51%, the temperature is SUB-FUCKING-FREEZING, my toes feel like freezer tater tots and it's clear as a fucking bell.
Sometimes (often), I hate Mississippi.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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It was -5 on the way to work yesterday. I love it. My viking blood runs true.
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Yegolev
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We don't purposely live in a location where nature tries to exterminate us, though. Well, not in the winter.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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Do you mean Absolut Hunk? No, no, he can stay.
The vodka can stay. You keep Hunk. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Slayerik
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We don't purposely live in a location where nature tries to exterminate us, though. Well, not in the winter.
There are some bonuses living in the Northern states though... less homeless. Just kidding. It sure does kill off nasty poisonous bugs, snakes, and stuff. We don't get facebanged by hurricanes either, so that's a bonus! |
"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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