Useless Conversation

[HaemishM]

The proper response should be MMMFFORGMMMFFFMPPPFPPPPPPPFFFPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFVVVVROOOOOOMMMMMMMM.

[Merusk]

I thought motorboating sounded more like bpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpb

[ghost]

I thought motorboating sounded more like bpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpb

 

[HaemishM]

Only if that's all you're doing which is a waste, IMO.

[Samwise]

The proper response should be MMMFFORGMMMFFFMPPPFPPPPPPPFFFPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFVVVVROOOOOOMMMMMMMM.

I take back my earlier reply.  Winnar.

[Paelos]

Tell her sometimes less is more.






Except with titties.

[Lantyssa]

Or cocks.

[ghost]

I know several women that have simply gotten breast "lifts" after having babies and nursing.  That seems to turn out fairly nice.  I suspect that will be something my wife will be interested in, but I certainly won't push her.  I'm not a boob man, myself. 

[Paelos]

Or cocks.

 

[tazelbain]

Glaad we have an expert on cocks like Lantyssa to set us straight.

[ghost]

Aren't most cocks somewhat bent?

[Yegolev]

[Strazos]

Shit I'm just sick of latin girls telling me they're considering implants - kind of retarded.

[RhyssaFireheart]

And in today's episode of "Forum Admin Follies" - I now have some idiot on my manga board who thinks it's cute to post pics of other people as himself.  Well, actually that started a day or so ago and when called on it, idiot decided to find a pic of me that I had posted in our RL pics thread and post that as himself.  Earned himself a ban.  Has since come back with several other duplicate troll accounts.  The most recent account posted some pic nasty pic in various threads and on the wall of one member.  One of the duplicate accounts he made using my RL name.  The original account posted something in our Private Forum (where only the poster and staff can see a thread) and called me by my RL name.  It's starting to really verge on creepy, tbh, not that I'm particularly worried.

Doing an IP lookup gives me a loc of Spokane for all the IPs of the offending accounts.  I looked up the locs of a few other accounts we've had issues with recently and they aren't close to WA.  Oddly though, the IP loc of the member who's wall the nasty pic was posted on is pretty much right around the corner city-wise, aka he's not that far away.  Plus not that long ago this particular member sent me a friend request on both my RF Facebook and my RL FB pages.  But I can't find a connection if there is one.

[WayAbvPar]

Doing an IP lookup gives me a loc of Spokane for all the IPs of the offending accounts

Soulflame!

[Chimpy]

They have Internet in Spokane

[ghost]

Well, merry Christmas!  Somebody broke into the fucking office and stole the TV we have out in the waiting room.   

Grrrr.

[Cyrrex]

Come on, dude, you're a dentist (or orthodontist or whatever)!  You can literally afford hundreds of thousands of TVs!

[ghost]

Come on, dude, you're a dentist (or orthodontist or whatever)!  You can literally afford hundreds of thousands of TVs!

I wish that were so.   

[Ironwood]

If I can just get through today without killing anyone, I'm off until the 9th January.

It's harder than you think.

[Merusk]

 Because if you DO kill someone you're off forever.  That's a hard urge to resist, we get it.

[Ironwood]

I'm not sure that Jail would be the holiday destination I'd prefer.

But I like the way you think.

[Cyrrex]

If they would just let me take my laptop and give me a wifi connection, then prison sounds pretty enjoyable right now.

[Merusk]

I'm not sure that Jail would be the holiday destination I'd prefer.

But I like the way you think.

Nah, if you get a good enough barrister you'll be out on bond by Friday.  The trial and all that will take, what.. 6-8 months?  Plenty of time before your sentencing to get everything squared away and have a nice long break before the sodomy excursion.

[ghost]

Okay, so to top off the break in at the office the boy now has some GI malady. 

You're more than welcome to kill me if you want to fly to San Antonio, Ironwood.

[Johny Cee]

I am entirely tired of the Sophie Clarke story.  She's local, and it had been going on for a while...  than she fucking won.  Now it's like crazy time.

[Selby]

Somebody broke into the fucking office and stole the TV we have out in the waiting room.   

Out of all the things in a dentist or doctor's office, the TV would be tops on my list to steal too...

[Der Helm]

Great. Just got an email from my Boss.

"You know your contract expires at the end of January ? The company does not extend those contracts anymore, can I have your home adress please, I need to send you the termination of employment"

Yay! (Student-) Job Hunting. 

[ghost]

Very often break ins at doctors' offices are to look for drugs.  I obviously don't keep any of that stuff around.  They probably had 3-4 minutes total from the time the alarm went off until the police arrived and it was a big TV.  It is really pretty amazing that they were able to pull it off. 

[Miasma]

Well, merry Christmas!  Somebody broke into the fucking office and stole the TV we have out in the waiting room.   

Grrrr.

I'm sure the tv was just a distraction, the real target was the raidoactive material in your xray machines.  I'll send an email off to homeland security in case you neglected to, I'm sure it won't be a hassle.  We'll probably have to go to threat level magenta over this.  Way to go Ghost, you and your are cheap locks have destroyed America.

[Ironwood]

Great. Just got an email from my Boss.

"You know your contract expires at the end of January ? The company does not extend those contracts anymore, can I have your home adress please, I need to send you the termination of employment"

Yay! (Student-) Job Hunting. 

I heard a similar story on the train last night, some poor student who clearly had just been turned down after his placement/apprenticeship was up.  It sounded like the company really did like him and wanted him, but no-one can afford it right now.

It's bleak out there.  Dickens Bleak.

[Der Helm]

It's bleak out there.  Dickens Bleak.

Got a job for me ? I'd even travel to Scotland. 

[Paelos]

It's bleak out there.  Dickens Bleak.

Got a job for me ? I'd even travel to Scotland. 

Wow. That says it all.

[Ironwood]

Not only does it say it all, it also misses the point of the story.

Sorry, no jobs here mate.  It's Pish all over.

 

[Sky]

If I can just get through today without killing anyone, I'm off until the 9th January.

It's harder than you think.

I've got three days next week, other than that I'm off til the 3rd.

My last call was 'that crazy computer that does that funky thing.'  

Very often break ins at doctors' offices are to look for drugs.  I obviously don't keep any of that stuff around.  They probably had 3-4 minutes total from the time the alarm went off until the police arrived and it was a big TV.  It is really pretty amazing that they were able to pull it off. 

The last break-in the library had they tried stealing a big old CRT TV.  They lugged it past a couple laptops and eight computers. Couldn't get it out the window. Left tracks in the mud. I love dumb criminals, one of my guilty pleasures.