Lantyssa
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I have been in one strip club. My drinks were a lot more interesting than the dancers (top shelf stuff. yum!). The waitresses were tons cuter than the dancers, too, yet barely acknowledged by the guys of course. Seeing my friends react in ways I had never seen when drunk and/or horny before was weird. It is amazing how walking into the place changes people. The older men not attached to a bachelor party were simply creepy. The entire experience was surreal.
The drinks were really good though. I could have taken one of those home with me.
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NiX
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I'm going cause I've never been. I care not for the nude, tits or jiggling. I won't be giving a dime to a stripper cause my girlfriend insists I get the free goods from her and I'm all for it. Believe me, I'm ALL for it! The reason we're not going to a lounge is because this titty bar is no cover, you just have to have a drink in your hand at all times. Seeing that it's my birthday I do plan to get heavily wasted, so it's non-factor.
Straz: We're going to Whiskeys outside of Toronto. One of the best I'm told. Not that I really care.
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I won't be giving a dime to a stripper cause my girlfriend insists I get the free goods from her and I'm all for it. Those chicks are going to try to dance on you, sit on your lap, try to play nice with you. You should tell them upfront you're not giving them cash. They'll walk away, but you'll probably get dirty looks from every girl in the club all night.....Thereby ruining your "fun". Whether you're drunk or not. And if you don't tell them upfront, they're sure as hell going to want more than a smile and a "Thanks!" afterwards. They might even get hostile at that point (I don't know though....You're in Canada). |
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NiX
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It'll be my birthday. General rule is that you don't pay for shit (at least around here.) My last birthday I had somewhere around 6 shots and 3-4 beers. Total cost for the night? $2.75 for the subway.
I'm not too worried about dirty looks or them not liking that I don't want anything. I really won't notice and I'm sure they can pick other guys out from the group size we're going with.
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Ironwood
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This all sounds like fun.
For your next birthday, come over here and I'll get someone to rub sandpaper all over you.
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Signe
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Don't do it, Nix! Stay mummies proper little soldier! Stay innocent, like me!
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Sky
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Last time I was at a titty bar it was no alcohol, for some guy's birthday. We had a huge bottle of schnapps in the car and someone kept going out and filling soda cans with schnapps, it was kinda funny. All the guys I was with were ugly and tripping on some strong blotter. It was hilarious, those guys all dazed and doling out money, the creepy old guys in long coats, being the only sober one in our crowd (well, a few shots of schnapps anyway). One stripper had this really great music so we spent the evening talking about music and stuff, broken up every now and again when she would go rub up against some creep for a few bucks.
Actually, no. The last time I went was to see an old friend who was down on her luck. I ended up giving her about $100 through the night because she's got three kids. She'd done a lot more with me than she did that night, and for free. I just wanted to help her out and hey, if she'd bounce those dd's on me while I did it, what the heck. She was wicked embarassed.
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Ironwood
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That story isn't as heartwarming as it first appears.
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HaemishM
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Something certainly got warm.
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NiX
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This all sounds like fun.
For your next birthday, come over here and I'll get someone to rub sandpaper all over you.
Can I stay at your place? |
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Yegolev
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GameTap is pretty damn awesome. And, it has only crashed hard one time. Someone remind me which is the good HoMM. Something that you would not think smells good that actually makes my mouth water: the side-by-side Long John Silver's and Dunkin' Donuts. Sounds disgusting, fried fish and donuts, but I get the combined smells every time I go by the Best Buy nearest my house and it makes me so hungry that I contemplate eating my steering wheel. Must be my Scottish heritage. The Vortex has awesome reubens. Oddly enough, they don't serve Laughing Skull. I was sad. Until my Stella arrived, anyway. |
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Yegolev
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I have been told that there are now Hershey's Kisses which have the cordial cherry goo inside. Will know more tomorrow.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Engels
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The Vortex has awesome reubens. I was sad. Until my Stella arrived, anyway. Reubens, yep, sure, I believe ya, certainly  |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Signe
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I have been told that there are now Hershey's Kisses which have the cordial cherry goo inside. Will know more tomorrow.
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Llava
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I have been told that there are now Hershey's Kisses which have the cordial cherry goo inside. Will know more tomorrow.
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NiX
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They're called Cherry Poppers. Enjoy that.
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Lantyssa
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I sense an Herbal Essence themed commercial in the works.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Righ
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Oban
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So I am in the US midwest and just spent thirty minutes driving around looking for a dry cleaner.
If there is a Walmart, a taco bell and a metric assload of insurance agents but not a single dry cleaner...what does this signify?
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Righ
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An opportunity for Starbucks?
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Oban
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Oh, and no Starbucks here as well. I am disheveled, grumpy and lacking my caffeine fix. They really need a sign on the highway to warn people, like:  |
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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NiX
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Like WHAT!? The suspense is killing me!
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Yegolev
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If there is a Walmart, a taco bell and a metric assload of insurance agents but not a single dry cleaner...what does this signify?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Llava
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Safeway is now carrying Southern Comfort egg nog! GO!GO!GO!GO!
(Seriously, this is the best egg nog there is. Shamrock? Shit. Lucerne? Worse shit. Southern Comfort egg nog is the nog of the gods.)
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Yegolev
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Trying to figure out how to have Google search for something with a leading dash. Google sucks. Specifically "backint -c" looks for "backint c", which returns a lot of Windows bullshit. Seems that ask.com suffers from the same problem, however it likes to pretend that it really did search for the dash.
I am happy that I am taking time off from work on Monday+Tuesday. Tivoli Data Protector makes me want to punch the people that wrote and/or documented it.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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Exclude windows from the search, newbler.
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Yegolev
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I'll exclude your ass with my foot.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Kenrick
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Lantyssa
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Safeway is now carrying Southern Comfort egg nog! GO!GO!GO!GO!
(Seriously, this is the best egg nog there is. Shamrock? Shit. Lucerne? Worse shit. Southern Comfort egg nog is the nog of the gods.)
Try your eggnog with some Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur. My liver hates me every Christmas season because of that stuff. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Strazos
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That sounds like an excellent idea to try this season.
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Llava
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I don't like most alcohols, but I'll give that a try. It does sound good.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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stray
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Safeway is now carrying Southern Comfort egg nog! GO!GO!GO!GO!
(Seriously, this is the best egg nog there is. Shamrock? Shit. Lucerne? Worse shit. Southern Comfort egg nog is the nog of the gods.)
Try your eggnog with some Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur. My liver hates me every Christmas season because of that stuff. I'm more afraid of what the eggnog would do to my stomach. Ugh. |
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schild
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RRAVA, WE HAVE BIG AMERICAN PARTY AT MY HOUSE EVERY THURSDAY. THIS THURSDAY IS DEFINATELY GOING TO BE EGG NOG NIGHT. YOU RIKE? YOU COME OVER.
Edit: Seriously. We need to stop drinking so much. Like tonight, I had a few drinks and made a bunch of shirts. Best shirts ever, imo.
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