Chimpy
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A propane-oxy torch in the bedroom?
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Selby
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A propane-oxy torch in the bedroom?
Hey, pliars and a blowtorch. Shrink tubing with a heat gun. That's love. |
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Furiously
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Most people start with nipple cla(m)ps and some leather, but I salute you for jumping right in.
edit - nipple clamp - not clap... opps.
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Signe
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God. I don't even want to know how you get nipple clap.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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My wife finally got all of the hardware in and we now have a more professional torch setup in our bedroom, a propane/oxygen setup with two tanks and hoses. I just tightened up everything and sprayed it with soapy water, and she proceeded to make three glass beads in about fifteen minutes which are currently annealing in the kiln.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Murgos
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Each individual word is English. But the statement taken as a whole is some strange moon language.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Why am I not surprised that I'm not the first to think it's some kinky thing? Gogo f13!
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Context really is everything. As in, that post totally lacked context but I made up some context of my own for it.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I'm not sure what it was about, but I think "the kiln" is what the kids are calling the butt these days.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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It would all have been innocent if not for the words 'Bedroom', 'hoses' and 'soapy'.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Lantyssa
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I'm not sure what it was about, but I think "the kiln" is what the kids are calling the butt these days.
They're trying to get pregnant? Good luck! We made an elaborate romantic candlelit bedroom, with wall sconces providing an extra lovely touch. I made her a nice bubble bath and with the help of fertility drugs, we have three buns in the oven.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Signe
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I don't think I want to think about this anymore.  For some reason that very very very disturbing film (I forget the title) with Jeremy Irons who played twins who were gynecologists keeps popping into my head. I don't care what anyone says or how many awards it won, that film was horrible Horrible HORRIBLE! I could not finish watching it and just seeing those THINGS gave me night terrors for weeks. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Dead Ringers.
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Yegolev
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My post paid off far, far more than I ever expected it would.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Yegolev
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A propane-oxy torch in the bedroom?
Yes. You are the straight man this week? *makes note* |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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cmlancas
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Someone needs to inform me of the relative hilarity of pants in British culture. When I become a little too inebriated, I happen to say things to the effect of 'I love pants' -- a combination of "I love lamp" and "There is a party in my pants and you are invited" from Anchorman. I read one time on Wikipedia that they substitute pants for something absurd. Enlighten me.
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I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Signe
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As far as I know, your pants are just your underwear. Well, generally speaking. I don't actually know anything about your particular pants. Or underwear.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Nonentity
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2009 Demon's Souls Fantasy League Champion
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Beer bottles? Busted up explosive devices? Bullets? |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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If you see yo mama axe her if I kin borrow her gloves.
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Selby
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Nothing pisses me off more than having to hear someone say "let me 'axe' you a question." You can ASK me motherfucker. Axes are for chopping down trees.
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cmlancas
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What about getting fired? Or a jam session? :-D
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f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Nothing pisses me off more than having to hear someone say "let me 'axe' you a question." You can ASK me motherfucker. Axes are for chopping down trees.
That's just cuz you are racist. |
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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We're only seven six threads away from 10,000.
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« Last Edit: July 17, 2007, 10:58:46 AM by Miasma »
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Signe
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I would love a pillow cover with a 10,000 thread count. I would strap it to my face.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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I would love a pillow cover with a 10,000 thread count. I would strap it to my face.
Oh God, imagine the comfort! |
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Yegolev
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I am learning C# and have a joke.
How many object-oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, you just ask the lightbulb to change itself.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Bunk
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I would love a pillow cover with a 10,000 thread count. I would strap it to my face.
You're only 1382 threads away. |
"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Signe
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It'll have to come naturally. I'm much too lazy to spam for it.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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Next thread wins.
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Furiously
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Hmm - 10,001 now. I didnt get to start the magic one.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Murgos
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Microsoft has been very good about providing sample code and exercises for the .NET stuff online. So much so that any book I've looked at on the subject has always been lacking compared to the MS stuff. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Yegolev
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Yeah, on a serious note I was thinking of reading up on the MS site once I noticed it seemed rather swank, even though the O'Reilly book is just fine for now... haven't really started coding yet, though. Thanks for the tip.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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