Chimpy
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I'm confused. I looked up the weight loss candy and I don't understand why you wish you were taking that.
"Why take diet pills when you can enjoy Ayds? " "Thank Goodness For Ayds" Those are some damn good taglines! |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Lantyssa
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Ever have one of those days where you just can NOT fucking wake up. I'm a diet coke and a rockstar and a bag of sour patch kids into the morning and my fucking body refuses to function. Also, 3 cigarettes in.
Maybe it's the diet coke, rockstar, bag of sour patch kids, and three cigarette diet? |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Forgot the McMuffin breakfast?
Edit: lol @ McMuff sandwich.
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Nonentity
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Ever have one of those days where you just can NOT fucking wake up. I'm a diet coke and a rockstar and a bag of sour patch kids into the morning and my fucking body refuses to function. Also, 3 cigarettes in.
Maybe it's the diet coke, rockstar, bag of sour patch kids, and three cigarette diet? I'm on the Diet Pepsi, Rockstar, Mike and Ikes, and three cigarette diet. It's FANTASTIC. |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Yegolev
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My problem is that I have not taken the time to get any decent rest in weeks. Stupid consoles.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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I'm on the Diet Pepsi, Rockstar, Mike and Ikes, and three cigarette diet.
It's FANTASTIC.
It's obviously superior. There are two whole words less. He's getting word bloat and it's dragging him down. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Looks like there's regional variations that stretch all the way from Romania to India. Not surprising. There's a lot of crossover between Greek and Turkish foods, what with the whole Ottoman Empire thing. Let us not forget the Roman Empire, or tons of Greek history, including the Athenian Empire. Sorry, I just had to. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Nevermore
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Looks like there's regional variations that stretch all the way from Romania to India. Not surprising. There's a lot of crossover between Greek and Turkish foods, what with the whole Ottoman Empire thing. Let us not forget the Roman Empire, or tons of Greek history, including the Athenian Empire. Sorry, I just had to. I was referring more of the Turkish influence on Greek food. The Greek City-States and Roman Empire both pre-date the Turkish migration from central Asia into Anatolia. No doubt the Turks picked up some of the local Greek cuisines as well when they moved in, though. |
Over and out.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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You history bastards make no mention of Phoenicia!
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Oh, they should release a Manhunt 2 one too. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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Oh, they should release a Manhunt 2 one too. What? |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Manhunt kit. So you can use the weapons in the game in real life to cut....vegetables and stuff.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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You history bastards make no mention of Phoenicia!
I didn't mention the Hittites either. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Nevermore
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I have the song Slow Hands by Interpol stuck in my head. This is strange because I haven't listened to any Interpol recently.
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Over and out.
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Murgos
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You history bastards make no mention of Phoenicia!
I didn't mention the Hittites either. Well, what was the point then? |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Nonentity
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I have the song Slow Hands by Interpol stuck in my head. This is strange because I haven't listened to any Interpol recently.
Someone was playing 'You Got Another Thing Comin' upstairs. Now it's in my head. Thank you, Guitar Hero. |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Oban
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I can not stop laughing at:  |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Merusk
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4chan is an evil, evil place. I saw someone mention it earlier and went to see what the hell it was. In return, I discovered that there's a Hermione up-skirt scene in one of the movies, and that was the tamest thing I saw. I'm hoping it was a photoshop job.
Oy. I'm getting too old for the internet.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Oban
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No clue what you are talking about because I would never go to that site, but if I did know that site I would have to point out that the image in question is fake.  |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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I saw a motivator poster, but thank goodness for that.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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schild
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At this very moment, I am listening to a woman crying about how we didn't email her when domain renewal was up and that we DESTROYED HER BUSINESS.
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Signe
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Muse.
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You bastards.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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She's some kind of new age of science hippy bitch. I hate people like that.
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Yegolev
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She should drink some fresh milk.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Chimpy
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She's some kind of new age of science hippy bitch. I hate people like that.
You really should make a list of people you don't hate. You could save the effort of at least one post a day :p I know I just assume you hate everything and everyone. |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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There's a special place reserved for the New Age people. I can't even belittle them properly, because calling them idiots or retards insults retards and idiots.
I was just reading passages from a book on how to commune with your pet psychically. Did you know how powerful cats were? The Persians issued them to their army to use as shields when they invaded Egypt, and the Egyptians wouldn't strike them for fear of hitting the cats. I almost cried laughing at the mental picture of a huge Persian army carrying cats through the desert. Someone should mod that into Medieval 2.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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There's a special place reserved for the New Age people. I can't even belittle them properly, because calling them idiots or retards insults retards and idiots.
I was just reading passages from a book on how to commune with your pet psychically. Did you know how powerful cats were? The Persians issued them to their army to use as shields when they invaded Egypt, and the Egyptians wouldn't strike them for fear of hitting the cats. I almost cried laughing at the mental picture of a huge Persian army carrying cats through the desert. Someone should mod that into Medieval 2.
lol @ cat laucher in Family Guy. |
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Yoru
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the y master, king of bourbon
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There's a special place reserved for the New Age people. I can't even belittle them properly, because calling them idiots or retards insults retards and idiots.
I was just reading passages from a book on how to commune with your pet psychically. Did you know how powerful cats were? The Persians issued them to their army to use as shields when they invaded Egypt, and the Egyptians wouldn't strike them for fear of hitting the cats. I almost cried laughing at the mental picture of a huge Persian army carrying cats through the desert. Someone should mod that into Medieval 2.
Indeed. I have relatives who are all into New Age pseudoscience. They got me an amethyst pendant at one point to help "balance" my "chakhra" and "focus the resonance" of my "life energies". I pretty much told them flat out they were retards. I got bitched out later on for not wearing it too. I'm sorry, but San Francisco is no place for a straight guy to be wearing purple jewelry. |
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Furiously
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Oh don't be thilly.
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Yegolev
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I'm sure amethysts work as well as anything else. They turn potions of poison into water, you know.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I had some fun newage stories but I don't have time to type them out coherently (or incoherently, even). Damned work, getting in the way of f13. Hey, I got a Vader up today. That's something.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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 I got this picture by googling "some gay-ass shit". HAR. |
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schild
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Right now I'm getting paid about $30 an hour to sit at work.
Just to sit here.
Apparently "work" doesn't show up on july 4th.
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Ironwood
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Welcome to my world.
I do, however, get paid a fuckload more.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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