Signe
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Muse.
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You need to learn how to vomit on demand. It can be a life saver.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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I got my ITSM Foundations cert recently, and my advice is...
sorry, I got nothing. Zone out.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WayAbvPar
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Seriously, this is the biggest fucking waste of time I have ever had the misfortune to sit through. It would be fine if I was on the line building planes, but I am reasonably autonomous. PLEASE KILL ME BEFORE I HAVE TO GO BACK IN.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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Start asking awkward questions which bring up all the other failed stupid organizational methodologies like Six Sigma and that ISO crap that was big for a few years. Read a large bound "Best of Dilbert" book while at the meeting, bonus points if you have a plush Dogbert toy you can rest on your lap.
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Murgos
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Crap, that reminds me I have a Six Sigma project due at the end of the year.  |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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WayAbvPar
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Yegolev
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Stop worrying and learn to love the bomb.
Alternatively: You might have to go back, but your pants don't.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WayAbvPar
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2 more hours to go. I am going to kick Taiichi Ohno in the nuts if I ever get the chance.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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schild
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If every motherfucker on earth stopped using Outlook, we'd have world peace. I swear to god that program has a black heart that's poisoning everyone and everything.
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Oban
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Schild, your graphic does not work.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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No overly lovable unbearably cute kittens hurt encrypting random excrement.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Selby
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People who hate Outlook amuse me almost as much as people who hate Notes. I've admin'd one and used both. They all suck.
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schild
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I am stuck in an 8 hour LEAN business process training seminar. Someone please call in a bomb threat to the greater Seattle area and save my sanity.
My mom tried to make me read that shit. |
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Chimpy
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People who hate Outlook amuse me almost as much as people who hate Notes. I've admin'd one and used both. They all suck.
The whole integrated "groupware" idea really ends up making life more difficult for everyone in my experience. Getting everyone to do things the same way on 14 different aspects of one system is like running up a down escalator. |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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People who hate Outlook amuse me almost as much as people who hate Notes. I've admin'd one and used both. They all suck.
Oh god Notes.. that's a fucking horrible program. At least Outlook is somewhat logical and tolerable on the interface side. I still prefer groupwise, though. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Ironwood
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No overly lovable unbearably cute kittens hurt encrypting random excrement.
You've kinda given the game away tho... |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Hey...I'm engaged! Poor girl.
She did have two years to come to her senses....
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Congrats man.
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Oban
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Lag.
Can't play F13 tonight, grats devs.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Furiously
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2 more hours to go. I am going to kick Taiichi Ohno in the nuts if I ever get the chance.
Lean is a great tool - utilized properly. I love nothing more then doing a value stream mapping. I love me that shit. Nothing like making someone realize you are right and they are wrong. What you need to do is spaghetti map your average day at work. Try to add 50% more aimless wandering to your day. |
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Yegolev
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I suggest getting a DS and playing it in the men's room. Almost as much fun as drinking on the job but your boss won't smell game on your breath.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WayAbvPar
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Lean is a great tool - utilized properly. I agree. I imagine it doesn't even leave you groggy like other sleep aids. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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Hey...I'm engaged! Poor girl.
She did have two years to come to her senses....
Congrats! May bliss await you. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Furiously
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Hey...I'm engaged! Poor girl.
She did have two years to come to her senses....
That's a long time to have kept her knocked out.... |
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WayAbvPar
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Every time she started to come around, he just whispered 'Process-based Management' or 'Value Stream Mapping' and she was out for another 3 months.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Furiously
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I figured it was a "It puts the lotion on it's skin or I play the guitar again." thing.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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Oban
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Cucumber sounds refreshing, but yeah... can only imagine what flavours were tested before they came up with that one.
Pepsi Catfish! Now with 10% more refreshing ground catfish!
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Cucumber sounds refreshing, but yeah... can only imagine what flavours were tested before they came up with that one.
Pepsi Catfish! Now with 10% more refreshing ground catfish!
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-Rasix
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schild
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Cucumber would be awesome.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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How about Bass flavor?  |
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Yegolev
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« Last Edit: June 14, 2007, 02:21:53 PM by Yegolev »
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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Thank God we have x-ray machines, the shit some people are trying to sneak through them is just astounding.  |
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« Last Edit: June 15, 2007, 07:57:33 AM by Miasma »
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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That photo is a fake! No way would they let that get by, since it clearly won't fit in an overhead compartment.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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