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Topic: Derailment 2,639,185 (was Re: I am married!) (Read 6008 times)
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Yegolev
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Awesome.
That fucking pirate-baby has got to go. Sorry, Feet. Disgusting.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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Baby hating pirate murdering ninja dork!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Yay! I like being married more than I did getting married. Weddings are such a chore (food was good at least). Grats.  :-D   Baby hating pirate murdering ninja dork!
Can't you just pick something non-disgusting for an avatard? Like a spork. Nothing offensive about a spork. |
-Rasix
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Yegolev
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I don't hate babies. I hate that baby.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Roac
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I don't hate babies. I hate that baby.
How about she show the baby's feet instead? |
-Roac
King of Ravens
"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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I don't hate babies. I hate that baby.
How about she show the baby's feet instead? One of the feet would probably be a wooden peg. |
-Rasix
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Signe
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I don't like spork.  You are all a bunch of WUNs.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Lantyssa
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Can't you just pick something non-disgusting for an avatard? Like a spork. Nothing offensive about a spork.
 Cry more, noob! :-D |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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Be aware, that no matter how much of your 'couples shit' you think you've got out the way, you'll still end up missing it all once you have a wean.
You are entirely correct. However, my son is worth the price. I guess one secret I can tell VDL+Sauced is that you don't really join the Secret Club until you have a kid. HAVE FUN IN FIJI!!!! |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Well, us people who don't pop spogs have a sekret club, too. Our meetings are ANY TIME WE WANT TO HAVE THEM! Ha!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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RhyssaFireheart
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Well, us people who don't pop spogs have a sekret club, too. Our meetings are ANY TIME WE WANT TO HAVE THEM! Ha!
/clap Bravo! Well said! Congrats on the marriage. It really is wonderful. And enjoy Fiji. I'm jealous because my honeymoon was spent half in St. Louis doing touristy stuff and half in Indianapolis at the Speedway getting heatstroke and a severe sunburn. Somehow, I think you'll have more fun. |
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Yegolev
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Well, us people who don't pop spogs have a sekret club, too. Our meetings are ANY TIME WE WANT TO HAVE THEM! Ha!
Your club is not secret. I was in it. Less of a club and more of a circumstance of existance. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Righ
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Your club is not secret. I was in it. Less of a club and more of a circumstance of existance.
You seem to be thinking of the virgin club. Not having gotten round to breeding doesn't get you membership to our club. |
The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Yegolev
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My mistake, I thought it was the Haven't Popped a Sprog Club. Good call on the virginity analogy. Carry on.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Engels
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I'm sort of with Righ here. I do not feel any compelling need to have offspring. Folks with children often consider this selfish, but I could in turn ask why you, in particular, have to have a child. Is there something particularly special about your genes that mankind ought to have your progeny? Its not like there's a short supply of humans on the planet.
Don't get me wrong; if you're like Ironwood, someone who's so financially stable that he's leveled his toon to level 60 in life's professional career and just doesn't know what to do with all his phat lewt, by all means, have a child, and enjoy it. But if you're working at Radio Shack for $10 an hour with rudimentary health coverage, for the love of those around you, do the rest of us a favor and don't bring another life into existence if you are going to have to live in baseline poverty and be an additional burden to your family. That is selfish.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Samwise
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This thread started off so happily. Please don't make it go to Politics.  |
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Ironwood
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We can derail anything.
Wholesale.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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HaemishM
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The only way it'll go into Politics is if someone says abortion. OOOOOOOOOOOPPSIE.  |
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Yegolev
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I agree with Engels completely. Just saying. I don't try to convince people to have kids, even though it really is the most awesome thing to happen to me. It's as difficult as it is rewarding and if you can't or don't want to, PLEASE don't.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Trippy
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Some of you had your congratulations split off into here because I didn't feel like editing out all your mixed in derailment stuff. Feel free to repost the non-derailment stuff back in the original thread.
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Righ
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I blame the water. It's square.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Miasma
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So that means that this thread is now a complete free for all right? Anarchy and chaos reigns, we can do whatever we want? Freedom! Sadly I have no ideas for further derailment, I have faith that others do. Hopefully this thread won't get further downgraded from useless news to the den, or even worse, politics. I choose to post a picture from the London fashion show yesterday:  I'm hoping it's supposed to be based on those ceremonial British soldier hats and not several much, much more disturbing possibilities. |
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schild
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Yes. This forum needs a thread where the purpose is to derail and create a new conversation. I shall create such fun.
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NiX
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You're the bringer of goodness, Schild. And that picture looks like a cuntball.
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Signe
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How can you derail a thread that's made especially for derailment? It's unpossible.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Der Helm
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Don't get me wrong; if you're like Ironwood, someone who's so financially stable that he's leveled his toon to level 60 in life's professional career and just doesn't know what to do with all his phat lewt, by all means, have a child, and enjoy it.
I lol'ed. Literally. Now people are staring at me. Make them go away. |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Righ
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Yegolev
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What's a 'penus'? Is it like a cuntball?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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