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Triforcer
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on: September 14, 2006, 02:00:12 PM

Its judicial clerkship season in law school!  And the federal judges called en masse around the country today.  While my grades apparently aren't good enough to get calls from the appellate judges, five recent Bush district court appointees have called me.  Just wanted to let you know!
On a serious note, any lawyers here have c'ship experience?  Let me know and I may PM you to see if you know anything about the specific judges I got interviews with.   
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Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 02:12:17 PM

Useful link for those of you who are terrified to have Tri anywhere near a position of power.

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Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 02:20:08 PM

I am no more afraid of that than of Triforcer having the right to vote.

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Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 02:30:22 PM

I am no more afraid of that than of Triforcer having the right to vote.

It really does depend on the judge.  Some judges are the "I donated 500k and golf every morning" type- I've literally talked to former clerks who said that the judge would turn to them at the end of trial and say "Well, who should win?" and then "K, write it up".  Some judges are the workaholic type, and while they may ask clerks about their opinion the judge will always have a firm opinion himself.  My potential judges are all Bush appointees (from 2003 on, strangely) and the youngish types, so I probably wouldn't have much influence. 

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Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 02:33:59 PM

Useful link for those of you who are terrified to have Tri anywhere near a position of power.

Fixed that for you.

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Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 03:47:06 PM

Haha!  The joke's on you.  You'll have to give me rights before you can destroy them.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 10:39:25 PM

  My potential judges are all Bush appointees (from 2003 on, strangely) and the youngish types, so I probably wouldn't have much influence. 

I snicker at the thought of that meaning "Somebody else tells them what to do already".
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Reply #7 on: September 15, 2006, 03:53:54 AM

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Reply #8 on: September 15, 2006, 08:10:39 AM

Uh oh.  He mentioned the state I live in.   undecided 

I'm sure your mother asked but... why aren't your grades good enough?  Were you distracted by (gasp!) girls and beer? You are very lucky to have been born such a smart boy.  It's a shame you waste most of it on naughty thoughts!   tongue

But congrats anyway, and good luck!  Knock 'em dead out gently over once they sign a waiver.

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Reply #9 on: September 15, 2006, 09:50:27 AM

Just wanted to give fair warning: if you are in northern Indiana, western or eastern Pennsylvania, Boston, or Eastern New York

Uh oh.  He mentioned the state I live in.   undecided 

You moved out of NJ?

As an aside, doesn't Sky live in eastern NY?

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Reply #10 on: September 15, 2006, 10:12:53 AM

Ah yes, Pennsylvania judges.  I'm sure you'll fit in wonderfully.

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The Pennsylvania Supreme Court partly reinstated a controversial raise yesterday that state legislators repealed last year after a popular outcry.  But the ruling said that only judges should receive the raise, not the legislators or other government workers who originally qualified.

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When legislators drafted the raise, Professor Ledewitz pointed out, they included a “nonseverability” clause, which meant that the raises for one branch of government could not be revoked without canceling the raises for all three branches. The justices rejected that clause, he said, allowing their own raise to be restored.
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Reply #11 on: September 15, 2006, 11:38:32 AM

Yes, we moved the hell out of Soprano Land.  I really, Really, REALLY disliked New Jersey.  At least the bit we were in, which is the same bit House is in.  I blame all his pain and frustration on Princeton, NJ...  not his poor bum leg.

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Reply #12 on: September 15, 2006, 12:43:02 PM

Hooray, time to get that heated toilet seat.

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Reply #13 on: September 15, 2006, 02:09:23 PM

Yes, we moved the hell out of Soprano Land.  I really, Really, REALLY disliked New Jersey.  At least the bit we were in, which is the same bit House is in.  I blame all his pain and frustration on Princeton, NJ...  not his poor bum leg.

If you think Princeton is bad....its a veritable oasis of intellect compared to the rest of the eastern side of the state. Hoboken anyone?

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Reply #14 on: September 15, 2006, 03:44:37 PM

lol, Southern New Jersey.

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Reply #15 on: September 15, 2006, 04:23:23 PM

I've decided that my favorite part of NJ is the ghost town that is Asbury Park. If only it could all be like this:


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Reply #16 on: September 18, 2006, 08:08:43 AM

As an aside, doesn't Sky live in eastern NY?

Sky lives in western NY.  I'm in eastern NY.
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Reply #17 on: September 22, 2006, 03:04:05 PM

Its official.  If you ever appear in a federal court in Boston from Sept. 2007 to Sept. 2008, I may be there!
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Reply #18 on: September 22, 2006, 03:11:12 PM


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Reply #19 on: September 22, 2006, 04:36:40 PM

Triforcer is of course, not pictured in the above image. He's firmly ensconced in the anus of Karl Rove who is pictured as the withered cunt with the trident in the lower left corner.

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Reply #20 on: September 22, 2006, 06:54:08 PM

Could an admin please archive all of his posts/ip addresses so that if there is ever a confirmation hearing in his future he can be shot down.
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