When you are on a sports team and you put on the uniform, it's called dressing-out. The only reason I can imagine you going to a Seahawks game is because they need an eleventh man.
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
He's in Maryland, he should get some cheap vodka as well. Hat, take the 495 down to exit 25 and take a left on Rt. 1. Turn off Rt 1 onto 193 east and head down the road about 2-2.5 miles. Go to a liquor store called Tick Tock. Open 24 hours. Get the cheapest liquor in the world.
Also, you might get shot and come down with a bad case of {roll 1d6 to decide your venereal disease}. But some things are worth it.