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SirBruce
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on: July 14, 2004, 09:47:45 AM



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PS - That's one of his daughters, Barbara.
PPS - Here's a new pic of Barbara and Jenna
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Reply #1 on: July 14, 2004, 09:54:08 AM

His daughters are too hot. Who reads captions below pictures with a girl like that in them?
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Reply #2 on: July 14, 2004, 10:06:57 AM

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Reply #3 on: July 14, 2004, 10:31:03 AM

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Reply #4 on: July 14, 2004, 10:31:48 AM

That's it...let's see John Edwards' daughter and W's daughter Barbara in a jello rasslin' match instead of any debates this summer.

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Reply #5 on: July 14, 2004, 10:34:58 AM

Quote from: WayAbvPar
That's it...let's see John Edwards' daughter and W's daughter Barbara in a jello rasslin' match instead of any debates this summer.

Since the incumbent has the advantage, we should simulate that by having both of Bush's daughters wrestle Edwards' spawn.
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Reply #6 on: July 14, 2004, 10:35:45 AM

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Reply #7 on: July 14, 2004, 10:37:06 AM

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Quote from: WayAbvPar
That's it...let's see John Edwards' daughter and W's daughter Barbara in a jello rasslin' match instead of any debates this summer.

Since the incumbent has the advantage, we should simulate that by having both of Bush's daughters wrestle Edwards' spawn.


Fair enough, but they should wrestle in Heinz ketchup. That way, Kerry's wife could sponsor the whole thing as a fundraiser.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............
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Reply #8 on: July 14, 2004, 10:57:24 AM

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Quote from: daveNYC
Quote from: WayAbvPar
That's it...let's see John Edwards' daughter and W's daughter Barbara in a jello rasslin' match instead of any debates this summer.

Since the incumbent has the advantage, we should simulate that by having both of Bush's daughters wrestle Edwards' spawn.


Fair enough, but they should wrestle in Heinz ketchup. That way, Kerry's wife could sponsor the whole thing as a fundraiser.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............

Heinz makes a number of products, you sure they don't make some generic jello knock-off, or some oil product?
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Reply #9 on: July 14, 2004, 11:31:27 AM

Who needs Interns when you have daughters like this?

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Reply #10 on: July 14, 2004, 12:01:49 PM

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Who needs Interns when you have daughters like this?


Are you saying that W likes to 'keep it in the family'? If he was a Dem, Drudge would have it pasted all over his site within the hour =)

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Reply #11 on: July 14, 2004, 12:11:45 PM

How else would W put the "Inbred" back into "Inbred Redneck Cowboy Running the White House."

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Reply #12 on: July 14, 2004, 12:18:01 PM

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How else would W put the "Inbred" back into "Inbred Redneck Cowboy Running the White House."

Go back in time and have sex with Barbara?
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Reply #13 on: July 14, 2004, 12:27:16 PM

"If I win she'll do the Playboy spread"

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Reply #14 on: July 14, 2004, 03:01:18 PM

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Reply #15 on: July 14, 2004, 03:56:42 PM

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I would vote for him w/ a slogan like that.
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Reply #16 on: July 15, 2004, 07:04:22 AM

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Reply #17 on: July 15, 2004, 09:29:02 AM

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Reply #18 on: July 15, 2004, 09:31:24 AM

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Reply #19 on: July 16, 2004, 01:27:26 PM

I did not...have...sexual relations with this woman.

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