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Topic: Just like real daddy, but drinks less beer (Read 2531 times)
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Oh, for fuck's sake. That's pathetic.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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/sadf
I'm not sure what's more pathetic, that the Guard thought this wouldn't be a patronizing sham, or that these guys have been gone so long, a waist-up photo stuck on foam board actually helps the families.
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Lantyssa
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Gods, and I thought I was fucked in the head. I don't know what to say about this, so re-read what Haemish wrote instead.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Merusk
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It's not really fucked-up until the wives start taking it to bed.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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UD_Delt
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Coming next:
"Anatomically Correct Flat-Daddy"
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Viin
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Oo I smell a new product line from Real Dolls! edit: er, I don't really mean "smell" - it's a figure of speech! |
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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``I prop him up in a chair, or sometimes put him on the couch and cover him up with a blanket," said Kay Judkins of Caribou, whose husband, Jim, is a minesweeper mechanic in Afghanistan. ``The cat will curl up on the blanket, and it looks kind of weird. I've tricked several people by that. They think he's home again." I'm calling bullshit on that quote. Either she's making it up, or the quote was made up. I know every time I walk into the comic store I yell out "OH FUCK IT'S DARTH VADER" before realizing it's a cutout, but this is a whole other level. The Flat Daddies ride in cars, sit at the dinner table, visit the dentist, and even are brought to confession, according to their significant others on the home front. What the fuck is the priest supposed to do with that? "Fucking great, now I have to sit in this box for five minutes and pretend I'm talking to this thing. How the fuck am I supposed to know when he's done?" |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Merusk
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Reason #847 why I couldn't be a priest. The temptation to do something like come out of the confessional and tell 'daddy' what an awful thing he is for having that affair with the shoebox would be too great.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Signe
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Muse.
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You're lucky you're still asleep or I'd groan really, really loud directly at you!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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