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schild
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on: August 23, 2006, 05:56:58 PM

Everyone give kittens to Xilren's Twin.

I'll also be looking for another News poster. If you're interested in such a thing, send uhm an "application" in the form of a PM to me.
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Reply #1 on: August 23, 2006, 06:03:47 PM

A pair of kittens! In cups!


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Reply #2 on: August 23, 2006, 06:21:26 PM

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Reply #3 on: August 23, 2006, 07:01:48 PM

Gods, I'm going to be stuck in this thread making odd little noises for days now. angry

Congrats to Xilren and his Twin though!

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #4 on: August 23, 2006, 07:14:07 PM

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Reply #5 on: August 23, 2006, 07:19:41 PM

Two headed duck!



And it's dead!   smiley

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Reply #6 on: August 23, 2006, 07:31:50 PM


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Reply #7 on: August 23, 2006, 08:27:14 PM

Why am I somehow not surprised that Righ pulled out the Scottish Fold?

Awesome breed of cat, that.
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Reply #8 on: August 24, 2006, 04:45:05 AM



Yeah, it's not a kitten. Still my favorite cat.

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Reply #9 on: August 24, 2006, 04:48:52 AM

Haha, that cat looks like it's posing for a highschool yearbook photo.

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Reply #10 on: August 24, 2006, 04:50:01 AM

A High School photo for Deary or wherever King set Pet Sematary.
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Reply #11 on: August 24, 2006, 06:37:28 AM


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Reply #12 on: August 24, 2006, 06:45:17 AM

Give'em hell.
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Reply #13 on: August 24, 2006, 08:54:56 AM

So where are he?  Is he going to pop in say something?  He better hurry.  I'm having the urge to post more pictures of freaky dead animals.

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Reply #14 on: August 24, 2006, 09:26:16 AM

While you're waiting, watch some cats (schild should embed it for us):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BHJ9eUkjWgY

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Reply #15 on: August 24, 2006, 09:34:19 AM

Ding grats.

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Reply #16 on: August 24, 2006, 10:11:03 AM

Thanks for the felines all.  I would just like to say that no animals were harmed by the process that made me green....

as far as I know.

Xilren

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Reply #17 on: August 24, 2006, 10:19:37 AM

OMG!  You're green!  I should have posted freaky dead frogs!

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Reply #18 on: August 24, 2006, 01:31:02 PM


Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #19 on: August 24, 2006, 01:38:47 PM

Yo momma is a staff writer.












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Reply #20 on: August 24, 2006, 04:22:04 PM

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Your search - "freaky dead frogs" - did not match any documents.

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Reply #21 on: August 24, 2006, 04:46:00 PM

Does this mean we are no longer allowed to tell him to fuck off?   NDA

Grats, man!

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Reply #22 on: August 24, 2006, 08:44:04 PM

~insert obligatory welcoming of our Twin Xilren overlords here~




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Reply #23 on: August 24, 2006, 08:48:32 PM

 Hello Kitty

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Reply #24 on: August 24, 2006, 11:05:30 PM


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Reply #25 on: August 25, 2006, 05:17:03 AM

I'd found a picture of a cat, but I decided I liked this idea better.

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Reply #26 on: August 25, 2006, 06:25:55 AM

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Reply #27 on: August 25, 2006, 07:05:57 AM

WTF that thing is uber.
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Reply #28 on: August 25, 2006, 07:09:19 AM

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It never will buckle, it never will bend
He cherishes it, and he calls it his friend,
and he frequently takes it in hand.

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Reply #29 on: August 25, 2006, 12:13:01 PM

I also offer pygmy marmoset monkeys:



I just liked the picture and needed an excuse to post it.
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Reply #30 on: August 25, 2006, 12:56:03 PM

Fucking hell!  Do you really own those thingies?  Mail me one!  I'll send you a stamp!

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Reply #31 on: August 25, 2006, 01:01:33 PM

They're not mine, I would never let my index finger get so dirty.  I think it's marmoset goo.

There is a link here but not a story, just a blurb.
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Reply #32 on: August 25, 2006, 01:02:36 PM

They do look kind of squished.   :-(

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Reply #33 on: August 25, 2006, 01:35:02 PM

Fucking hell!  Do you really own those thingies?  Mail me one!  I'll send you a stamp!

He could probably just staple one to a postcard.

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Reply #34 on: August 25, 2006, 02:25:32 PM

Fucking hell!  Do you really own those thingies?  Mail me one!  I'll send you a stamp!

He could probably just staple one to a postcard.

Bah, this is 2006.  Squeeze one through a fax machine...

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