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Kenrick
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on: July 11, 2004, 06:57:30 AM

(by the way, that is his daughter)



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edit: I just noticed... why the fuck is there a barbie doll coming out of her ass?
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Reply #1 on: July 11, 2004, 08:21:58 AM

As a side note, that girl needs corrective surgery to look less like her dad. The boobies help though.
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Reply #2 on: July 11, 2004, 08:22:47 AM

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why the fuck is there a barbie doll coming out of her ass?


She's got a very much younger brother and sister. Probably belongs to one of them.

Or, the alternate caption:

"Hey, how about a Barbie up the ass for your old Dad, too?"
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Reply #3 on: July 12, 2004, 06:44:56 AM

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Reply #4 on: July 12, 2004, 06:47:18 AM

She's got huge tracts of land.
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Reply #5 on: July 12, 2004, 07:15:04 AM

Ok, not part of the caption contest here, but, is anyone else even mildly disturbed about how SHINEY those people look?  I mean, fuck, that kid in the background to Edwards' right is sooo dull in comparison he looks like he was badly photoshopped into the picture.

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Reply #6 on: July 12, 2004, 07:58:38 AM

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Ok, not part of the caption contest here, but, is anyone else even mildly disturbed about how SHINEY those people look?  I mean, fuck, that kid in the background to Edwards' right is sooo dull in comparison he looks like he was badly photoshopped into the picture.


Behold, the wonders of flash photography.  That guy in the back didn't get hit by the flash.  Shutter settings allowed him to be fairly well in focus, but not lit the same as the subjects of the picture.  Part of the point, I'd guess...  Doesn't blur the surroundings, but definately works to draw the eye to the subjects, rather than the surroundings.  It's a professionally-taken photo, I expect no less.

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Reply #7 on: July 12, 2004, 11:39:32 AM

Also having a slightly oily complexion and being in a car with tinted windows. Will people here reall look that far for things to mock? Apparently so. The Veep wannabe is shiny. Jesus.

So I guess that frames my entry:

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Reply #8 on: July 12, 2004, 12:52:19 PM

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Reply #9 on: July 12, 2004, 12:53:06 PM

"You think she's hot, you should see her sister."

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Reply #10 on: July 13, 2004, 07:49:04 AM

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Reply #11 on: July 13, 2004, 09:25:13 AM

"I love it when she calls me daddy."
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