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						| Ironwood 
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 Woman's perogative.
 She changed her mind at the last moment.  I was 50/50 on the Dana/Elena fence and, to be honest, Elena works better when you see her wee face.
 
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						| Engels 
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 Elena's a fantastic name. I like the latinate spelling and pronunciation of Helena best. 
 How's the wife doing?
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 I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
 I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
 
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						| Signe 
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 I like Elena.  Dana, not so much.  I'm just glad you didn't go for Elena Dana or Rosanna Rosannadanna. |  
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						| bhodi 
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						| Ironwood 
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 Allow me to help further.
 3 drains and 2 tubes have been removed from the wife.  She still has a cutdown tube at her neck, but she's totally conscious, aware and on the mend.  Moaning about how she can't play with Elena as much as I am, so if she's moaning, things are right with the world.
 
 Going back to work tomorrow.  Not going to let a hospital convalesence eat into my maternity leave when I can have more fun with the wife and kid at home.
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						| voodoolily 
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 Congratulations, Ironwood. Just 12 more years until the trouble starts. Enjoy it!    |  
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						| Llava 
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 Is it Eh-ley-nuh?
 Or Ah-lah-nuh?
 
 Or Ah-ley-nuh?
 
 Or Eh-lah-nuh?
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						| Engels 
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 Eh Leh Nah |  
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 I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
 I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
 
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						| Cyrrex 
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 Good to hear that she's doing better. |  
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						| Ironwood 
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 Eh Leh Nah
 What he said.  Tho, in Scottish, you really have to make it ee leh nah so that people don't think it's Helena.  Which annoys me already. :) |  
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						| WindupAtheist 
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 <Cut it out>
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						| Telemediocrity 
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 I'm curious.  Did he tell a UO story? |  
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						| Ironwood 
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						| Trippy 
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 AWWWWWW!
 
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						| Ironwood 
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 Phear the Hat, Bitchcakes.
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						| schild 
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 Level 1. Human Baby.
 Too cute.
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						| Tebonas 
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 Thats one hell of a cute baby. Congratulations Ironwood! |  
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						| Luxor 
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 Congrats Ironwood. Southern General I take it? or the Queen Mothers? |  
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						| Ironwood 
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 The Royal. |  
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						| schild 
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 Seriously. Cutest baby ever. Can she be the f13.mascot? |  
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						| lamaros 
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 Congratulations. Best wishes to you are your wife, I hope she recovers smoothly. I hope eveyone will be happy and healthy and that you bring each other joy in this life.    |  
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						| Kenrick 
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 All I can say is I hope my baby is that cute if/when my wife and I ever have one. |  
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						| Llyse 
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 Awwwww she's adorable!!!  :-D
 Congratulations Ironwood!!! even if it's a tad late.
 
 Both Elena and Dana are great names, I have to agree with Kenrick, hope my kid is that cute, if they're a girl.  :-D
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						| NiX 
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 Grats Ironwood. She's absolutely adorable. |  
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						| MisterNoisy 
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 Congratulations! |  
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						| Riggswolfe 
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 Grats Ironwood, seems if I don't check General all weekend I miss stuff. Glad the wife is ok too, that part was scary to read about. |  
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						| Merusk 
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 Neither of my kids were that cute.  You bastard! Congrats again! |  
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						| Ironwood 
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 Seriously. Cutest baby ever. Can she be the f13.mascot?
 Sure, as long as she gets a cut of that sweet, sweet advertising revenue. :) |  
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						| Llava 
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 I smell a college fund. |  
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						| Signe 
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 She's beautiful.  She must take after her mum.  She has no wee horns. |  
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						| Lantyssa 
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 She is adorable!  Your almost tricked me into wanting a baby, but I won't be turned that easily.
 (She really is that cute.  Fortunately there is no video.)
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						| RhyssaFireheart 
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						| Margalis 
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 Congratulations man, she is adorable. |  
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 Congratulations, IW! She is beautiful! Hope mom is feeling better and you can get both of them home to rule your life for you the rest of your days  :-D |  
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						| Gutboy Barrelhouse 
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 Congratulations! It's always good to have another little person come into the world who will be well trained by their parents.  You have however missed your chance with this contest: Paid to deliver on time (no, not FedEx) Getting paid for your labor goes literal: the mother of the first baby born when comedian Jeff Foxworthy's new show premieres will win $50,000.  August 14 2006: 3:28 AM EDT NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Promotional advertising has become quite the intimate affair in the past few years. Commercial sponsors now pay for couples' weddings and buy space on people's bodies, cars, pets and wheelchairs. Now Country Music Television wants in on the delivery room. It is announcing on Monday that it will pay $50,000 to the mother of the first baby born in the United States during the "Labor" Day weekend premiere of comedian Jeff Foxworthy's "new baby" -- a sketch comedy show called "Foxworthy's Big Night Out," first airing Friday, Sept. 1. The winning delivery will be the earliest delivery during the local time that the premiere airs (8:30 p.m. Eastern time, 8:30 p.m. Pacific time, 9:30 pm mountain time and 7:30 p.m. central time). If there's a tie, CMT will hold a random drawing to determine the winner. CMT also is offering $1,000 to the person who identifies the first baby born. In addition, CMT will donate a 42-inch flat screen HDTV to the hospital where the earliest birth occurs on Sept. 1. And it will award $5,000 to the mothers who deliver the first baby during the airing of each of the show's 11 subsequent episodes. To those who have never thought "mutual funds" means everyone's having a good time, you'll be glad to know there is nothing in the contest's rules requiring that the winner be a redneck. http://money.cnn.com/2006/08/14/news/funny/paid_delivery/index.htm?cnn=yes |  
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