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Kenrick
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on: July 06, 2004, 06:54:16 AM

Mesozoic
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Reply #1 on: July 06, 2004, 07:04:54 AM

braaaaains....

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Reply #2 on: July 06, 2004, 07:16:48 AM

You say potato, I say potato...
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Reply #3 on: July 06, 2004, 07:38:19 AM

You're dangerous. I like that.
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Reply #4 on: July 06, 2004, 07:45:57 AM

Remember, no tongue.
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Reply #5 on: July 06, 2004, 08:31:26 AM

Yes, John, I will accept your Pearl Necklace!!

Note: this is a reference to the Spike reality show Joe Schmoe.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............
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Reply #6 on: July 06, 2004, 08:54:44 AM

"I'm not Bush!"
"NO, I"M not Bush!"
"I said it first you little rat bastard!!!"
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Reply #7 on: July 06, 2004, 09:16:39 AM

Quite a hasty decision, for an Ent.
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Reply #8 on: July 06, 2004, 09:48:33 AM

"Your mother is a whore."

"No, she isn't."

"Yes, she is."

"You bastard."
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Reply #9 on: July 06, 2004, 09:52:24 AM

See if you can spit IN my mouth this time.
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Reply #10 on: July 06, 2004, 09:58:16 AM

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Nights in white satin, never reaching the end
Letters I've written, never meaning to send
Beauty I'd always missed, with these eyes before
Just what the truth is, I can't say anymore
'Cause I love you, yes I love you, oh, how I love you

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Reply #11 on: July 06, 2004, 10:04:59 AM

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Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa plaaaaaaaaaace for uuuuuuuuuuuus.


(sorry if you haven't seen West Side Story)
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Reply #12 on: July 06, 2004, 10:11:34 AM

"John, I just need some *me* time."
Sky
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Reply #13 on: July 06, 2004, 11:44:16 AM


And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed  
Singin' and jingin' the jango  
Floatin' like the heavens above  
It looks like democrat love  
 
La da da da da ...
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Reply #14 on: July 06, 2004, 11:50:25 AM

Careful Sky, that'll be posted at Drudge Report as news.

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Reply #15 on: July 06, 2004, 01:48:14 PM

By the power vested in me by the state of Massachusettes, I now pronounce you husband and husband.

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Reply #16 on: July 06, 2004, 01:51:11 PM

Quote from: HaemishM
By the power vested in me by the state of Massachusettes, I now pronounce you husband and husband.


Kerry is the butch.
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Reply #17 on: July 06, 2004, 06:39:28 PM

"If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"

Bruce
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Reply #18 on: July 07, 2004, 06:36:33 AM

"I'm gonna make you a deal you can't refuse."

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Reply #19 on: July 07, 2004, 09:39:33 AM

Sky wins for no other reason than Captain and Tenile are cooler than anything that has ever lived.

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Reply #20 on: July 07, 2004, 11:21:20 AM

Easy listening for the pwnality! Thanks mom!
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Reply #21 on: July 07, 2004, 03:33:45 PM

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Sky wins for no other reason than Captain and Tenile are cooler than anything that has ever lived.


Damn you Moody Blues!  You're fired!

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Reply #22 on: July 07, 2004, 10:54:42 PM


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Reply #23 on: July 08, 2004, 06:30:37 PM

Quote from: HaemishM
By the power vested in me by the state of Massachusettes, I now pronounce you husband and husband.


Winner.
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