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Topic: Sponsor a Child (Read 37073 times)
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Signe
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Muse.
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I sussed right away since Schild is the illegitimate foster child of Righ and I.
Hey! Call him Schild! Or Sloopy!
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schild
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Schild Pieroni.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Schild Pieroni.
I like it very much. Sloopy is nearly as nice. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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WayAbvPar
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Hang on. Sloopy?
Hang on...
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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My mom wanted to name me Dana. Luckily my dad also thought it was a silly name for a bloke.
Guys names in my family... Darren, Duane, Kevin, Michael, James, Gary, Barry.
Damn my grandparents wern't very creative.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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stray
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has an iMac.
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Still think my suggestion was the best. Angelo Pieroni would end up becoming famous. Count on it :)
Male names from my family:
Gerald, Otto, Severin, Hans, Nels, Richard, Christian, Ken, Charles, John, Ray...
My brother is Ming (totally out of place from the others...).
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WayAbvPar
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Male names in my family-
John
Jason
Joshua
Samuel
Malcolm
Robert
Daniel
Frank
Joel
Curt
Matthew
Michael
Roderick (my dad's middle name and half my middle name- Patrick)
Brett
Luke
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I am Signe Lorraine, my mother was Lilliana Rotillia, my father is Sigurd Lars and my sister is Linda Sue. Only go with my sister's name if you live in a trailer in Brewton, Alabama.
Sigurd is an awesome name. I dislike normal names like Dave, Bob, Tom, etc. I have a slightly, but not very, odd name. But I think I'll be changing it to Cash. It's what my dad wanted to call me. |
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UD_Delt
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But I think I'll be changing it to Cash. It's what my dad wanted to call me.
"You're so money and you don't even know it! " |
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schild
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Marky
Ricky
Danny
Terry
Mikey
Davey
Timmy
Tommy
Joey
Robby
Johnny
Brian
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Signe
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Muse.
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Marky
Ricky
Danny
Terry
Mikey
Davey
Timmy
Tommy
Joey
Robby
Johnny
Briany
Fixed that, Schildy. (if you were a girl, and I was your real mum, I would have named you Hildy. Keep it in mind just in case you procreate or have the surgery) |
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« Last Edit: July 27, 2006, 02:52:48 PM by Signe »
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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He was quoting "Good Will Hunting". (I think)
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-Rasix
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Signe
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Then he should have said as much. If he were a dog, and I were his real owner, I'd smack on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Then I'd shoot him.
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Margalis
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It's a silly name for a bloke, that's why.
Don't tell Dana Carvey. |
vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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schild
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It's a silly name for a bloke, that's why.
Don't tell Dana Carvey. Who's Dana Carvey? |
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Mr. Right
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Lloyd Pieroni
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Teleku
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Since your Scottish with a foreign last name, might as well go for broke and give you child a really foreign first name. Like, Takehiko or something.
Pryanka Pieroni?
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Murgos
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Just save some effort and name him "No" or "Stop" or some other word you will be yelling at him all the time.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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schild
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Alcohol Pieroni.
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Declan or Schild.
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Teleku
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Just save some effort and name him "No" or "Stop" or some other word you will be yelling at him all the time.
Yeah, my parents always told me they should have named me Damnit. |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Triforcer
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Octavian.
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All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief! At least for now...
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Maximilian Pieroni.
Say it out loud and tell me that isn't a pimp name.
Max for short is awesome too.
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Viin
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Boy's names are hard. Girls are easy.
Letsee: Mic, Kyle, Davian...
see? that's all I got.
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- Viin
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Xerapis
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Ethan or Caleb
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..I want to see gamma rays. I want to hear x-rays. I want to...smell dark matter...and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me...
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Signe
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Oi!
No, really... name him Oi.
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Furiously
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Hmm - somehow I see this thread repeating itself in a few months...
(We too have picked a girl's name) Needless to say, keep em coming...
My wife has veto'd my suggested names of Gunther and Bertha (My plan was to have their names keep them from having sex for the first 20+ years of their lives.)
Edmond Dantes Pieroni
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schild
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Gunther would result in kickass halloween costumes if you got your kid into Deus Ex.
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Cyrrex
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This would have been much easier if your last name had actually been "Wood". Then you could have selected from such names as:
Three
Metal (like a chip of the old block)
Tiger Panther!
Morning
Hmm. Somebody mentioned Xavier, which is both bad-ass and fits the last name...but can the average scot pronounce that correctly without bleeding out the ears? In all seriousness, I'd go after a more international name, perhaps with some kind of Italian/Latin slant on it. It is hard to imagine a classic scottish name fitting well with your last name.
Alexander (one of my favorite)
Daniel (better than Dana for a boy, and fits last name)
Robert
Names that can be modified (do you do this in Scotland?) can be nice to have.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Sairon
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Sebastian!
That's my name btw :-D
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Ironwood
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You have my condolences.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Wolf
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I have to agree with Hat. Maximilian is seriously pimp :)
It works well with my family name, so if I ever have a kid (THE HORROR!) I might suggest it :P
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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schild
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Maximillian is the sort of name that's given to people who will be the hier to some sort of stupid fortune.
Xavier is good, if only because Xavier from Highlander was The Shit.
Name your kid Methos.
Wait, nah, Schild. I've always liked the sound of Schild.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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How about Grandpa? That'll fuck 'im up nicely! Oh wait, maybe that's not the goal. This is why I won't have kids.
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UD_Delt
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Magnus Pieroni and you can guarantee that at some point he will be competing for the World's Strongest Man.
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