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WayAbvPar

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Reply #70 on: July 25, 2006, 11:07:00 AM

Quote from: HaemishM on July 25, 2006, 09:58:10 AM

Quote from: Riggswolfe on July 24, 2006, 03:05:21 PM

So, Merusk doesn't like his kids to see Star Wars but has no problem taking them to a Jay and Silent Bob movie?

Maybe he just wants his kid to see good movies, instead of shitty CGI fluffballs of shitty shit shittiness with Hayden Christensen.

Gonna see Clerks II tonight. Can't wait!

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WayAbvPar

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Reply #71 on: July 26, 2006, 01:52:11 PM

Saw it. Started pretty slow, but the last half was awesome. Randal's rant about jerking off in the Mooby's bathroom (with the great visual of 'retard strong') had me in tears.

Wasn't a fan of the Elias character at all. He seemed like a one note joke, and one that wasn't overly amusing in such large quantities (pillow pants aside).

Jen Smith looked terrible- that girl needs to eat some more. Rosario Dawson, OTOH, looked fantastic.

Donkey show scene was too long, and QUITE disturbing. It was also mostly hilarious.

They needed more character interaction with annoying customers instead of the one off cameos they used. That was part of Clerks' charm- playing off all the weird fuckers that wander into a convenience store at all hours. I am sure fast food is not terribly different.

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Reply #72 on: July 26, 2006, 02:02:22 PM

Quote from: WayAbvPar on July 26, 2006, 01:52:11 PM

Wasn't a fan of the Elias character at all. He seemed like a one note joke, and one that wasn't overly amusing in such large quantities (pillow pants aside).

The thing that made his character work for me was the fact that he's more like Randall than Randall is entirely comfortable with.

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