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Polysorbate80
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Reply #35 on: July 24, 2006, 08:06:52 AM

Rand finally goes nutso, destroys world.  When interviewed in the afterlife, says "It was all those goddamned bitchy cunts that drove me over the edge."

There, an (un)official conclusion to the series, move on.

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Reply #36 on: July 24, 2006, 06:51:18 PM

After experiencing the gruesome train wreck that was Crossroads of Twilight and Knife of Dreams, I encourage Robert Jordan to spend his remaining time with his family and save me from reading whatever terrible ending to the series he vomits up.

That said, I didn't think the books got bad until after Lord of Chaos. The post Dragon Reborn books still had a lot of great scenes: the secret history of the Aiel, the formation of the Band of the Red Hand at Cairhien, and Dumai's Wells standing out as some of the more gripping moments of fantasy i've ever read.

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Reply #37 on: July 25, 2006, 09:33:46 AM

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That said, I didn't think the books got bad until after Lord of Chaos.

Lord of Chaos was book 6? If so, I totally agree. There was definitely enough meat in the books through book 6. The rest have been mostly awful with small bright spots of competence.

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Reply #38 on: July 25, 2006, 09:50:10 AM

Thing is, we've all already read the goddamn ending to the series, in the first fucking pages of the first book. It's been quite obvious that the conclusion was just the beginning of a new age, an age started because the Dragon gets betrayed or thinks he's betrayed.

Rand is just Tyler Durden with a sword.

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Reply #39 on: July 25, 2006, 11:08:25 AM

"Robert Paulson sniffed, tugged his braid, and crossed his arms below his man-breasts."

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Reply #40 on: July 25, 2006, 11:57:34 AM

Here's hoping Jordan pulls through...

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Reply #41 on: July 25, 2006, 01:23:43 PM

Thing is, we've all already read the goddamn ending to the series, in the first fucking pages of the first book. It's been quite obvious that the conclusion was just the beginning of a new age, an age started because the Dragon gets betrayed or thinks he's betrayed.

Rand is just Tyler Durden with a sword.

That was supposed to be the end of the last age, at the beginning of the breaking of the world. I don't think that's supposed to happen again.

Have you ever read The Strike at Shayol Ghul? Fucking awesome, fills in a lot of the back story.
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Reply #42 on: July 25, 2006, 01:32:48 PM

What sort of cancer is he diagnosed with?
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Reply #43 on: July 25, 2006, 02:23:46 PM

What sort of cancer is he diagnosed with?
According to Wikipedia (your ultimate source for everything that concerns nerds (and what doesn't?)): "he has been diagnosed with primary amyloidosis with cardiomyopathy and that, with treatment, his median life expectancy is four years, though he says he intends to beat the statistics."


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Reply #44 on: July 25, 2006, 02:46:02 PM

Thing is, we've all already read the goddamn ending to the series, in the first fucking pages of the first book. It's been quite obvious that the conclusion was just the beginning of a new age, an age started because the Dragon gets betrayed or thinks he's betrayed.

Rand is just Tyler Durden with a sword.

That was supposed to be the end of the last age, at the beginning of the breaking of the world. I don't think that's supposed to happen again.

No, I think it really is. I think that's his way of being clever, his theme that history is a circle. I haven't read that story.

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