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on: July 13, 2006, 12:41:28 PM

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Red Buttons, carrot-topped burlesque comedian who became a top star in early television, died Thursday, a spokesman said

GODDAMN! I swear to god I thought Carrot Top had died when the headline caught my eye. I was so excited for a minute!

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Reply #1 on: July 13, 2006, 12:46:03 PM

Don't worry, he will soon. The 'roids will get him.

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Reply #2 on: July 13, 2006, 12:46:25 PM

There would have been mass jubilation throughout the galaxy, had Carrot Top died.  I would put a contract out on his life, if I had any pull (or money) at all.

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Reply #3 on: July 13, 2006, 12:46:35 PM

"That was easy."

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Reply #4 on: July 13, 2006, 01:03:45 PM

I was talking with a friend lately, and she said the worst thing I'd ever heard.  She said it would be hilarious if Paris Hilton got AIDS.

I told her I was shocked that she would wish AIDS on somebody and that she should be ashamed of herself.





Actually, I said it would be hilarious if Paris Hilton got AIDS, but she agreed with me so I lectured her about that.

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Reply #5 on: July 13, 2006, 01:32:21 PM

But it's sad that this other bloke died.  Right?

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Reply #6 on: July 13, 2006, 01:37:36 PM

Na, he was 87.  He should be celebrated for having long, productive life.

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Reply #7 on: July 13, 2006, 01:40:48 PM

Although I'd heard the name, I had no idea who he was.  I looked at pics and remember him from some stuff.  His real name seems to be Aaron Chwatt.  Poor guy.

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Reply #8 on: July 14, 2006, 07:43:39 AM

Although I'd heard the name, I had no idea who he was.  I looked at pics and remember him from some stuff.  His real name seems to be Aaron Chwatt.  Poor guy.

You reinforce my pangs of age.  Thanks :P 

I seem to remember him hosting a train of celebrity roasts during my youth.  I believe he was the comic that everyone had on their show, somewhat like a mandatory ornament.

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Reply #9 on: July 14, 2006, 08:07:05 PM



You reinforce my pangs of age.  Thanks :P 


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Reply #10 on: July 14, 2006, 10:22:07 PM


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Reply #11 on: July 15, 2006, 03:47:33 PM

And whatnot.

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