Samwise
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The fact that they specifically chose to couch it in terms of sexual assault is kind of disturbing.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Samwise
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Kind of?
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Ironwood
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Yeah, Yeah.
The important question : Who won the poll ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Well, to be honest it does make for an interesting hypothetical exercise. The candidate would have to be attractive enough to want to screw, but have negative qualities to bring violence upon herself.
Right now I'm thinking Lindsey Lohan, I'm so tired of that vapid whour. But she does have nice cans.
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HaemishM
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Right now I'm thinking Lindsey Lohan, I'm so tired of that vapid whour. But she does have nice cans.
Jessica Simpson or pre-K Fed Britney. |
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Signe
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Well, to be honest it does make for an interesting hypothetical exercise. The candidate would have to be attractive enough to want to screw, but have negative qualities to bring violence upon herself.
Right now I'm thinking Lindsey Lohan, I'm so tired of that vapid whour. But she does have nice cans.
Isn't a can a butt? How many butts does she have? |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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HaemishM
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A can is a butt. Cans are a pair of breasts.
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Mesozoic
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Lets all just stick to the tits and ass nomenclature system, shall we?
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Sky
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Lets all just stick to the tits and ass nomenclature system, shall we?
Oh hell no! Penn Gillette: "We asked for a girl with big envelopes. Apparently they didn't know that plurals regarding women refer to breasts. So...we got a woman with actual big envelopes." (paraphrased from the latest ep, Abstinence) |
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Lantyssa
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Penn Gillette: "We asked for a girl with big envelopes. Apparently they didn't know that plurals regarding women refer to breasts. So...we got a woman with actual big envelopes." (paraphrased from the latest ep, Abstinence)
Asperger's for the win! |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Ironwood
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Well, to be honest it does make for an interesting hypothetical exercise. The candidate would have to be attractive enough to want to screw, but have negative qualities to bring violence upon herself.
Right now I'm thinking Lindsey Lohan, I'm so tired of that vapid whour. But she does have nice cans.
J Lo then. She deserves some serious loving for a nice body and some serious violence for having the most misbegotten mind in the history of assholeness. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sky
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Penn Gillette: "We asked for a girl with big envelopes. Apparently they didn't know that plurals regarding women refer to breasts. So...we got a woman with actual big envelopes." (paraphrased from the latest ep, Abstinence)
Asperger's for the win! Hrm? |
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Lantyssa
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Asperger's is generally considered a high-functioning form of autism. While having varying degrees of difficulty in relating to others socially, most can get by without assistance (unlike most forms of autism), and can learn to deal with social situations through practice. Asperger's-like symptoms are also a possible indication of celiac disease, although one does not necessarily cause the other.
Those affected by it tend to take statements very literally.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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bhodi
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No lie.
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I really liked Elizabeth Moon's 'the speed of dark'.
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Sky
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Those affected by it tend to take statements very literally.
Where do they take them? |
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Lantyssa
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Those affected by it tend to take statements very literally.
Where do they take them? Frequently a bank. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
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A trooper took a statement from me once. Maybe he had this assburger thing.
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Ironwood
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This is an Assburger. It is made from Ass and Poo.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Murgos
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This is an Assburger. It is made from Ass and Poo.
You forgot the sandwich guy. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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