sarius
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Thought it might be interesting for future references. :)Exclusive Television Interview TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal... (continued)
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after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. I may never sleep again!!! /shudder Maybe it is good that I tend to sleep on my stomach... |
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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I'd kill her.
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Kenrick
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http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4183089Police and paramedics rushed to the man's row home in the 3800 block of Pulaski where they found him bleeding profusely. He was rushed to Einstein where doctors first labeled his condition critical. He was later upgraded to stable after having reattachment surgery and a few doses of morphine. More morphine plzkthx.  "Is that one, sarge?" "No, Pete... that's just a squished acorn."
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Kenrick
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« Last Edit: May 19, 2006, 09:10:32 PM by Kenrick »
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Signe
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He probably shouldn't have cheated on her... even if it was only in her mind.
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Issele
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I wonder what he was doing when she was clawing at him and why he did not over power her to defend himself and get away. Heck, pick up a lamp or something and bash her over the head. Maybe he liked it ruff of course then I guess he was rather shocked when IT fell off... This is why you do not live with nutcases. Not like he did not know beforehand she was metally ill.
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Riggswolfe
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I wonder what he was doing when she was clawing at him and why he did not over power her to defend himself and get away. Heck, pick up a lamp or something and bash her over the head. Maybe he liked it ruff of course then I guess he was rather shocked when IT fell off... This is why you do not live with nutcases. Not like he did not know beforehand she was metally ill.
Ok. You're asleep. You wake up to a part of your body being ripped and clawed off of you. You're probably to busy screaming to do much fighting back. At this point, if I were him I'd cheat. I already damn near lost my manhood, I might as well have the fun to go with it too. |
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Signe
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I think he should move as far away as possible from "those fingernails" before he cheats. He shouldn't leave a forwarding address, either.
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Der Helm
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The google ads in this thread are disturbing ...
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Ironwood
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It's VERY hard to leap backwards defensively When someone has a rock hard grip on your scrote.
Do you have any idea how many Attacks of Opportunity you draw ?
(Add Scrote to the spellcheck pls.)
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Train Wreck
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I wonder what he was doing when she was clawing at him and why he did not over power her to defend himself and get away. Heck, pick up a lamp or something and bash her over the head. Maybe he liked it ruff of course then I guess he was rather shocked when IT fell off... This is why you do not live with nutcases. Not like he did not know beforehand she was metally ill.
He actually repeatedly throttled her with his fists. That's how he eventually got her to stop, albeit a bit too late. |
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Lantyssa
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On a somewhat related note: Artificial Penises for Everybody!Potentially good news for those with 'irreparable' damage or impotence. I can see this branching out into other areas like improved options for FtM transsexuals or people looking for custom-built enlargements. The possibilities are both great and very, very disturbing. |
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Righ
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Lantyssa
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Excellent. Women everywhere can sneak into the men's room to use the urinals when their lines get too long at big events. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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