schild
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Lookit, bewbs.Heed the worksafe warning in the post if you don't want f13 joining the firewall filter at your job.
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Ironwood
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Whores, whores, whores...
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I don't see how making money because men are shallow creatures makes a woman a whore. Maybe if they work for EA. It's great work if you can get it, beats flipping burgers. Kudos to E3 for cleaning up the act, though, it was getting ridiculous. |
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Ironwood
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I don't see how making money because men are shallow creatures makes a woman a whore.
Men want sex all the time because they are shallow too. And some women make money out of that. We call them 'whores'. But, really, you've fallen into the age old trap of caring. Shouldn't do that. I thought Schild's Booth Babe Piece was the most honest thing he's ever printed. :) |
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Der Helm
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Men want sex all the time because they are shallow too. And some women make money out of that. We call them 'whores'.
Do we really want to go there again ? |
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Ironwood
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Nope.
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Strazos
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Men want sex all the time because they are shallow too. And some women make money out of that.
Don't you mean "pretty much all women"? There's just differences in the payment options. Some just charge a lump sum, while others use an installment plan. |
Fear the Backstab!
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"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Miasma
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Samwise
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Apparently someone DID want to go there. Let's all ignore him.
The 'booth babe protest' photo might become my new desktop. What's the story behind that one? Were some of them unable to find work this year due to the crackdown?
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Miasma
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I don't get that either, were they against booth babes because it is sexist/exploitive? Or were they booth babes themselves and protesting at having to cover up more?
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Samwise
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From their signs it looks like they were protesting in favor of booth babes. "Bikinis > bullets" - woo! :-D
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Xanthippe
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Men want sex all the time because they are shallow too. And some women make money out of that.
Don't you mean "pretty much all women"? There's just differences in the payment options. Some just charge a lump sum, while others use an installment plan. Spoken like a man who truly cares not whether he ever gets laid again. |
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Strazos
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Yeah, because that's what I'm here for.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Men want sex all the time because they are shallow too. And some women make money out of that.
Don't you mean "pretty much all women"? There's just differences in the payment options. Some just charge a lump sum, while others use an installment plan. Spoken like a man who truly cares not whether he ever gets laid again. The last movie he saw was 40 Year Old Virgin. Coincidence? |
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Strazos
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That was totally a guess.
I actually believe it was Underworld II, with the most out-of-place sex scene Ever.
"Ok, we just got away from the big monster villain, and now we're hiding in an abandoned soviet-era factory. Hmm, that shipping container looks awfully comfy...."
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Ookii
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From their signs it looks like they were protesting in favor of booth babes. "Bikinis > bullets" - woo! :-D
On the other side of their signs they had advertisements for something called "E3 Outpost", basically they were outside booth babes. |
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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Is it just me or does the "Storm" girl in the booth babe photos look like a tranny?
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schild
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Is it just me or does the "Storm" girl in the booth babe photos look like a tranny?
It's definately not Just You. |
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Llava
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Ookii thought it was Ru Paul.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Ironwood
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Supergirl and Wonder Woman must have been so embarrassed that they went to the show in matching boots. Gawd, I'd just DIE.
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Lantyssa
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Ookii thought it was Ru Paul.
Isn't Ru Paul incredibly tall? Was she as well? |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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schild
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Let's just say that this "chick" was not small.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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The fat Asian "nurse" just looked like a desperate, thinly-veiled-attempt-at-getting-laid Halloween costume. Or should I say "holla"ween costume.
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Nebu
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This is the sad fate of all those young women that went to modelling school only to find out that they didn't have the "stuff" to become models. I guess this is still a better way to make an honest living than strip clubs or porn.
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stray
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Sometimes they have more than enough, but the fashion industry simply wants tall and waifish. So it's booth babing, Budweiser girl, or the Sears catalog for them.
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Samwise
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I've got a friend (aspiring model, pretty hot) who works as a booth babe now and then, mostly at auto shows. She's a college graduate with other options, so I figure it can't be all that bad or she'd be doing something else.  |
"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Lantyssa
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I don't blame your friend. If I had any inkling I could pull it off, I would seriously consider it as a way to supplement my income.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Teleku
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Yeah, I have a Japanese friend who does random modeling like that as well (car shows, cell phone ad's). She graduated college with a 3.95 GPA in International Economics. Some people just like it.
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Llava
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If someone paid me to stand around dressed as, say, Conan, at one of these things, and I had the body to pull off Conan (shut up), I wouldn't have a second thought about it. Course, if I was going to get groped by smelly geek boys... that might change my mind. Depends on the money.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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I was going to get groped by smelly geek boys... that might change my mind. Depends on the money.
Yeah how much do you charge to be groped by smelly geek boys? errr....Haemish told me to ask you!  |
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Yoru
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Yar. If someone paid me to go to these things, full stop, I'd have no second thoughts.
Okay, maybe I'd have second thoughts if it involved vaseline, an ear of corn and anyone from Sigil.
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Llava
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THIS TIME... WILL BE DIFFERENT!
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Yoru
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IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?!
Uh.. wow, unintentional second Vanguard joke FTW.
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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LOUD NOISES!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I was a runway model for a while.
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