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on: May 15, 2006, 03:14:23 AM

Lookit, bewbs.

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Reply #1 on: May 15, 2006, 04:51:15 AM

Whores, whores, whores...

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Reply #2 on: May 15, 2006, 07:06:15 AM

I don't see how making money because men are shallow creatures makes a woman a whore. Maybe if they work for EA. It's great work if you can get it, beats flipping burgers. Kudos to E3 for cleaning up the act, though, it was getting ridiculous.

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Reply #3 on: May 15, 2006, 07:15:12 AM

I don't see how making money because men are shallow creatures makes a woman a whore.

Men want sex all the time because they are shallow too.  And some women make money out of that.  We call them 'whores'.

But, really, you've fallen into the age old trap of caring.  Shouldn't do that.  I thought Schild's Booth Babe Piece was the most honest thing he's ever printed.

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Reply #4 on: May 15, 2006, 07:19:00 AM

Men want sex all the time because they are shallow too.  And some women make money out of that.  We call them 'whores'.
Do we really want to go there again ?

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Reply #5 on: May 15, 2006, 07:20:53 AM

Nope.

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Reply #6 on: May 15, 2006, 08:24:14 AM

Men want sex all the time because they are shallow too.  And some women make money out of that. 

Don't you mean "pretty much all women"?

There's just differences in the payment options. Some just charge a lump sum, while others use an installment plan.

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Reply #7 on: May 15, 2006, 08:41:16 AM

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Reply #8 on: May 15, 2006, 08:46:55 AM

Apparently someone DID want to go there.  Let's all ignore him.

The 'booth babe protest' photo might become my new desktop.  What's the story behind that one?  Were some of them unable to find work this year due to the crackdown?

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Reply #9 on: May 15, 2006, 08:56:23 AM

I don't get that either, were they against booth babes because it is sexist/exploitive?  Or were they booth babes themselves and protesting at having to cover up more?
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Reply #10 on: May 15, 2006, 09:04:04 AM

From their signs it looks like they were protesting in favor of booth babes.  "Bikinis > bullets" - woo!   :-D

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Reply #11 on: May 15, 2006, 09:13:04 AM

Men want sex all the time because they are shallow too.  And some women make money out of that. 

Don't you mean "pretty much all women"?

There's just differences in the payment options. Some just charge a lump sum, while others use an installment plan.

Spoken like a man who truly cares not whether he ever gets laid again.
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Reply #12 on: May 15, 2006, 09:24:06 AM

Yeah, because that's what I'm here for.

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Reply #13 on: May 15, 2006, 09:25:09 AM

Men want sex all the time because they are shallow too.  And some women make money out of that. 

Don't you mean "pretty much all women"?

There's just differences in the payment options. Some just charge a lump sum, while others use an installment plan.

Spoken like a man who truly cares not whether he ever gets laid again.

The last movie he saw was 40 Year Old Virgin. Coincidence?

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Reply #14 on: May 15, 2006, 09:28:11 AM

That was totally a guess.

I actually believe it was Underworld II, with the most out-of-place sex scene Ever.

"Ok, we just got away from the big monster villain, and now we're hiding in an abandoned soviet-era factory. Hmm, that shipping container looks awfully comfy...."

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Reply #15 on: May 15, 2006, 11:51:06 AM

From their signs it looks like they were protesting in favor of booth babes.  "Bikinis > bullets" - woo!   :-D

On the other side of their signs they had advertisements for something called "E3 Outpost", basically they were outside booth babes.

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Reply #16 on: May 15, 2006, 12:00:41 PM

Is it just me or does the "Storm" girl in the booth babe photos look like a tranny?

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Reply #17 on: May 15, 2006, 12:06:26 PM

Is it just me or does the "Storm" girl in the booth babe photos look like a tranny?

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Reply #18 on: May 15, 2006, 12:15:00 PM

Ookii thought it was Ru Paul.

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Reply #19 on: May 15, 2006, 01:24:33 PM

Supergirl and Wonder Woman must have been so embarrassed that they went to the show in matching boots.  Gawd, I'd just DIE.

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Reply #20 on: May 15, 2006, 02:48:53 PM

Ookii thought it was Ru Paul.
Isn't Ru Paul incredibly tall?  Was she as well?

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #21 on: May 15, 2006, 06:50:54 PM

Let's just say that this "chick" was not small.
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Reply #22 on: May 15, 2006, 07:28:30 PM

The fat Asian "nurse" just looked like a desperate, thinly-veiled-attempt-at-getting-laid Halloween costume. Or should I say "holla"ween costume.

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Reply #23 on: May 15, 2006, 08:02:45 PM

This is the sad fate of all those young women that went to modelling school only to find out that they didn't have the "stuff" to become models.  I guess this is still a better way to make an honest living than strip clubs or porn. 

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Reply #24 on: May 15, 2006, 08:21:33 PM

Sometimes they have more than enough, but the fashion industry simply wants tall and waifish. So it's booth babing, Budweiser girl, or the Sears catalog for them.
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Reply #25 on: May 15, 2006, 08:22:54 PM

I've got a friend (aspiring model, pretty hot) who works as a booth babe now and then, mostly at auto shows.  She's a college graduate with other options, so I figure it can't be all that bad or she'd be doing something else.   tongue

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Reply #26 on: May 15, 2006, 08:58:00 PM

I don't blame your friend.  If I had any inkling I could pull it off, I would seriously consider it as a way to supplement my income.

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Reply #27 on: May 15, 2006, 09:18:05 PM

Yeah, I have a Japanese friend who does random modeling like that as well (car shows, cell phone ad's).  She graduated college with a 3.95 GPA in International Economics.  Some people just like it.

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Reply #28 on: May 16, 2006, 12:00:05 AM

If someone paid me to stand around dressed as, say, Conan, at one of these things, and I had the body to pull off Conan (shut up), I wouldn't have a second thought about it.  Course, if I was going to get groped by smelly geek boys... that might change my mind.  Depends on the money.

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Reply #29 on: May 16, 2006, 12:02:13 AM

I was going to get groped by smelly geek boys... that might change my mind.  Depends on the money.

Yeah how much do you charge to be groped by smelly geek boys?
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Reply #30 on: May 16, 2006, 12:06:06 AM

Yar. If someone paid me to go to these things, full stop, I'd have no second thoughts.

Okay, maybe I'd have second thoughts if it involved vaseline, an ear of corn and anyone from Sigil.
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Reply #31 on: May 16, 2006, 12:35:27 AM

THIS TIME... WILL BE DIFFERENT!

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Reply #32 on: May 16, 2006, 12:45:28 AM

IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?!

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Reply #33 on: May 16, 2006, 03:36:49 AM

LOUD NOISES!

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Reply #34 on: May 16, 2006, 06:30:10 AM

I was a runway model for a while.

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