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on: May 08, 2006, 11:47:10 PM

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Reply #1 on: May 08, 2006, 11:54:18 PM

I'm sorry, did that say live action?  Seriously?
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Reply #2 on: May 08, 2006, 11:57:11 PM

That's what the article says, yes.
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Reply #3 on: May 09, 2006, 12:01:30 AM


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Reply #4 on: May 09, 2006, 04:57:48 AM

Awesome, live action Warcraft.








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Reply #5 on: May 09, 2006, 05:40:20 AM

Looks like "Plan 9 From Outerspace" could have a contender for worst movie of all time.  The costumes certainly fit the genre.
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Reply #6 on: May 09, 2006, 05:47:55 AM

I've always thought they should do an animated series of it.  Would've been interesting.

But live action?  Movie?
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Reply #7 on: May 09, 2006, 07:21:39 AM

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Reply #8 on: May 09, 2006, 07:47:55 AM

Blizzard consistantly does some of the best CGI movies there are for thier game intro's, trailers, cutscenes, you-name-it, why the fuck would they go and make a LIVE ACTION movie?

I would totally enjoy a 90 or 105 minute action packed CGI fest from them set in the Warcraft World.  I can not see a live action movie being anything more than medioce in the same setting (I know they are thinking Lord of the Rings, but the odds say they will end up with Dungeons and Dragons).

Dumb decision I think.

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Reply #9 on: May 09, 2006, 08:13:37 AM

I cannot wait to see the credits to see who they get to play Leggolas, Drizzzt, Smackmywilly and Bigchesty.

Better to do an extended CGI and go straight to DVD with an embedded 14 day free trial client.

But, I guess they are gonna do some large sucky thing and we get to gaze in amazement at the freaks who will camp out for opening night.

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Reply #10 on: May 10, 2006, 12:45:21 AM

Blizzard consistantly does some of the best CGI movies there are for thier game intro's, trailers, cutscenes, you-name-it, why the fuck would they go and make a LIVE ACTION movie?

Exactly what I was thinking.  It's just a little bit insane.

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Reply #11 on: May 10, 2006, 06:47:36 AM

Needs more Boll.
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Reply #12 on: May 10, 2006, 10:16:45 AM

So, do you think they will just film it with the MST3K bot silhouettes on the screen, or will they have to do that post-production?

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Reply #13 on: May 11, 2006, 03:56:50 AM

I can just watch again and again the Mark of Chaos cinematic trailer and leave the cardboard swords to Mr. Boll

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Reply #14 on: May 11, 2006, 09:31:52 PM

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Reply #15 on: May 12, 2006, 10:39:07 AM

A WoW movie would kick ass if they had the balls to make it a comedy.

Make it live action (or CGI), but either have the characters making comments about players controlling them, or talking like players do in text, quoting stats, etc.

I guess too many of the jokes would only be funny to WoW players though.
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Reply #16 on: May 14, 2006, 01:38:00 AM

I heard the script starts with a funeral being attacked and everyone dying....

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Reply #17 on: May 14, 2006, 11:20:57 AM

But, I guess they are gonna do some large sucky thing and we get to gaze in amazement at the freaks who will camp out for opening night.

We need to carry signs that say "Theatre is full.  Position in Queue: 247.  Estimated time: 138 minutes."
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Reply #18 on: May 17, 2006, 12:17:30 PM

Batman Begins and Superman Returns are quality, I can't see the producers going from that to Dungeons and Dragons and Marlon Wayans.
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Reply #19 on: May 17, 2006, 05:48:32 PM

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Reply #20 on: May 17, 2006, 05:53:15 PM

That guy's an idiot.
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Reply #21 on: May 17, 2006, 10:00:43 PM

A WoW movie would kick ass if they had the balls to make it a comedy.

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Reply #22 on: May 18, 2006, 09:36:32 PM

The problem with makeing a WoW movie a comedy, would be that it could too easily turn out like a WoW based version of the DnD movie.

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Reply #23 on: May 21, 2006, 05:54:06 AM

The problem with makeing a WoW movie a comedy, would be that it could too easily turn out like a WoW based version of the DnD movie.
I am surprised you think it will anything but a WoW based version of the DnD movie.

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Reply #24 on: May 22, 2006, 12:47:39 PM

The problem with makeing a WoW movie a comedy, would be that it could too easily turn out like a WoW based version of the DnD movie.
I am surprised you think it will anything but a WoW based version of the DnD movie.

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Reply #25 on: May 22, 2006, 12:52:24 PM

The problem with makeing a WoW movie a comedy, would be that it could too easily turn out like a WoW based version of the DnD movie.
I am surprised you think it will anything but a WoW based version of the DnD movie.

D&D didn't have any boobs.*






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Thora Birch is impressively endowed in that department, actually. I can't remember if there was any cleavage shots in D&D though, since I removed my eyeballs with my soda straw about 15 minutes into it.

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Reply #26 on: May 22, 2006, 08:04:56 PM

Thora Birch is impressively endowed in that department, actually. I can't remember if there was any cleavage shots in D&D though, since I removed my eyeballs with my soda straw about 15 minutes into it.
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Reply #27 on: May 23, 2006, 09:25:45 AM

Thora Birch is impressively endowed in that department, actually. I can't remember if there was any cleavage shots in D&D though, since I removed my eyeballs with my soda straw about 15 minutes into it.
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Reply #28 on: May 23, 2006, 10:18:37 AM

What's the budget and who's directing?  I'll refrain from stating an opinion until I know these things.

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Reply #29 on: May 23, 2006, 01:20:18 PM

What's the budget and who's directing?  I'll refrain from stating an opinion until I know these things.

And neither of these things are known. But really, I'm not sure Jesus himself could direct a live-action WoW film and not have it feel very cheesy.

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Reply #30 on: May 23, 2006, 02:17:24 PM

What's the budget and who's directing?  I'll refrain from stating an opinion until I know these things.

Read that article above. Just the way they're going about it is enough to state an opinion. The film will be run by a commitee of dorks with the mental capacity of a twelve year old (just one 12 year old). "I want it to be like Braveheart!"

Chris Metzen will probably be involved, but still, it's usually a bad sign when someone starts talking about what a film will be when all they have is a title, a gimmick, and some borrowed cinematic impressions (and not a script first). This is similar to how ideas like "Face Off" and "Torque" come about. Or sequels in general.
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Reply #31 on: May 24, 2006, 12:47:43 PM

I am assuming that by being like Braveheart they mean scope of the movie.  Bravehearts battles were RAD- fuck you if you disagree.

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Reply #32 on: May 24, 2006, 03:17:15 PM

I'm not knocking Braveheart or it's fight scenes.
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Reply #33 on: May 24, 2006, 03:26:23 PM

I'm not knocking Braveheart or it's fight scenes.

My angst was general angst, without direction.

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Reply #34 on: May 24, 2006, 03:56:21 PM

From the interview Pual says:

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Translation- "Tom! Why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot huh?"
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