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Topic: 3Com are Fucking Useless (Read 4798 times)
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Ironwood
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That is all.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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schild
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Dear Useless News,
I agree.
Love,
Schild
P.S. 3Com IS fucking useless as well.
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Signe
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Muse.
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As well as what?
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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As well as your bulge bunny.
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Samwise
Moderator
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sentient yeast infection
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Did someone say "bulge bunny"?
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Tebonas
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You cured my bunnyphobia caused by that evil Signe. Thank you Samwise!
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Ironwood
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Manuals that mean dick. Hardware that comes with no instructions. A fucking Tech-Support that has been TOTALLY outsourced to India.
Here's the deal : I'm NOT Racist. But when I phone a tech support line, I want someone who can speak English. It's just a little thing, but I think it's kinda important. When I want Support on running SMTP and VPN across an SDSL circuit, the last thing you need to bring that conversation to a screeching fucking halt is to find out that the muppet on the other end of the phone doesn't really get to grips with 'Good Morning, I'm phoning about one of your routers'.
Seriously.
I'm still seriously fucked off that I paid around £400 quid for these things and the chances of getting them to work are literally fuck all.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I want someone who can speak English. Your Scottish. Chances are you wouldn't understand the English either. |
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Ironwood
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One thing I've already commented one about Dell, is that the transition from Irish Support to Indian support made no fucking difference to me. However, it's entirely different when you need to talk techie.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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I feel your pain, Ironwood, having to deal with VPN and Cisco routers. Funny thing is, however, that at least as of about 6 months ago, 3com was using american tech support for their gigabit switches. Maybe that changed? I got stellar service from this nice grandma in Wisconsin who knew her Vlan configs like it was old hat to her.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Ironwood
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It's changed then.
Fuck all use.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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The most racist thing I've ever done was cursing out a tech working for Netgear. That fucking piece of trash company.
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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Ironwood
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I want someone who can speak English. Your Scottish. Chances are you wouldn't understand the English either. The Apostrophe is your friend. Give him another e and he's golden. Normally, I wouldn't point this out, but the Irony was THICK. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Very. I am Jack's lack of punctuation.
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Ironwood
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I keep pointing out to people on Teamspeak who can't understand me that I've got an honours degree in English.
They don't get the irony there either.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Muse.
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Gordon's sister and her family are visiting this week. I have Scottish people coming out of my ears. I understand the accent completely. However, if I were on TS with Ironwood, I would still say, "what? what? what?" constantly. Just for fun.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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£400 quid Shouldn't that have been either £400 or 400 quid? |
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Signe
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Muse.
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He has an honours degree in English, you know.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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Honors Degree? Honours Degree? Ehhh, fuckit. Too easy. Nevermind.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Honors Degree? Honours Degree? Ehhh, fuckit. Too easy. Nevermind.
If I were 20 years younger and had graduated from Bryn Mawr College, I would make you my bitch, woman. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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Your avatar is talking again.
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Murgos
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Honors Degree? Honours Degree? Ehhh, fuckit. Too easy. Nevermind.
If I were 20 years younger and had graduated from Bryn Mawr College, I would make you my bitch, woman. Where is that one guy with the kleenex link? |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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He's playing with his heavy hitters.
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Ironwood
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£400 quid Shouldn't that have been either £400 or 400 quid? Yeah, it should have been, but the wife's the accountant. Heh. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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I keep pointing out to people on Teamspeak who can't understand me that I've got an honours degree in English.
They don't get the irony there either.
That's probably because you spelled "honors" with a "u". Fucking Ned.  |
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Ironwood
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Oh, It's On.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Spin the wheel, raggedy man!
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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