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WayAbvPar
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Hope springs eternal, and the Mariners are tied for first place, at least until the first game is over. This article is fucking hilarious if you are a baseball fan. Check through all the months. It was written by the guy who does the Sports Pickle...very good stuff. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I have this afternoon's Cubs' game on my Tivo waiting for me tonight. I'm stoked.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I have this afternoon's Cubs' game on my Tivo waiting for me tonight. I'm stoked.
I haven't seen the game or heard anything about it, but I can tell you that they lost. They are the Cubs, after all. |
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HaemishM
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I have this afternoon's Cubs' game on my Tivo waiting for me tonight. I'm stoked.
I haven't seen the game or heard anything about it, but I can tell you that they lost. They are the Cubs, after all. They won 16-7, bitch. FIRST PLACE! Until tomorrow, that is. |
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HaemishM
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Bill Simmons summarizes Opening Day. 11:37 -- Lowell weakly grounds out to end the second. I don't want to say that he looks finished, but the only thing missing from his Boston at-bats this spring is a pack of coyotes cautiously approaching him from different angles.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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7:06 -- This seems like a good time to mention tonight's sponsors for the game: Avis, Charles Schwab, Geico, and, of course, Beezlebub. New York's starting lineup:
1. Judas, CF
2. Derek Jeter, SS
3. Alleged Roider Gary Sheffield, RF
4. Mr. March, Alex Rodriguez, SS
5. Roider Jason Giambi, 1B
6. Avid Porn Collector Hideki Matsui, LF
7. The Wuss, Jorge Posada, C
8. The Artist Formerly Known As Bernie Williams, DH
9. Robinson Cano, 2B. Beautiful. |
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